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Vanny hates egg plants

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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my main headcanon for wine is that he speaks in a transatlantic accent "YOU'RE DRINKING AN ICE COFFEE WITH OUT OAT MILK AND LAVENDER SUDDENLY, WE'RE TRAPPED BACK IN THE UNDERGROUND AGAIN"
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I headcanon that mutt when in trouble drops the lazy way he talks. suddenly it's perfect pronunciation and grammar. he uses it to momentarily stun Razz for the most cartoonish escape he can make
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Red watching papyrus cook: 'I wanna see it bloom when he pushes" Sans "nope...nope absolutely not nope"
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mutt: Duck fact for you Unlike most birds who molt there wing feathers on at a time, ducks drop them all at once. naked little chicken wing looking nubs for two weeks each year...naked ass wing babies Razz:....that's great mutt,but it DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT I CAUGHT YOU FUCKING THE SOCK...AGAIN
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Edge and Raz talking about who they sleep with. when the topic of edge letting the more lazy of there counter parts into bed with them (it's stretch...poor baby) Edge "fuck you it's not a pity lay" Raz "ok you non profit whoreganization" Says raz who sleeps with the mustard goblin
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
When angry blue definitely fat shames sans "1..2...3..4.. CAN'T FIT THROUGH THE KITCHEN DOOR, YOU SHOULD LOOK INTO THAT SOME TIME SANS" "what?!?"
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🔞 𐂯 com open @lafillehonteuse.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
(don't dub/repost)
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Listen I just like small peener skeletons
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Sometimes I like to think of Red having a super small peener, he gets all angry and doubles down harder when topping. Small yet powerful and blue likes watching him sobbing above him while humping like his life depends on it
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🔞 𐂯 com open @lafillehonteuse.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
coffee passive aggressively texting wine when annoyed "I went there and they said you were the captain"
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🔞Coffee_Pupy🔞 @coffeepupy.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The man who speaks in hands. #deltarune #kris #Gaster
Two panels shot. Kris looking over at gaster, who is holding Kris' vessel. In Wingdings he says, 'My deltarune.'
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Fellgore: a human said they'd like to stroke my beard Gaster:...I would like to shove it in my mouth Fellgore:.... Gaster: also down my throat, GWOK GWOK GWOK
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ほにょり/bluetopaz03 @bluetopaz03.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
お疲れサンズ再放送 ニンゲンを癒す骨ってのはオイラの事
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Reignbeaux @reignbeaux.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
#honeyketchup
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
I headcanon that wine spanks the other skellys when he's upset with them Full on. Gloves off. SPANKING. bone on bone. Spank spank spank Red and Razz seem to annoy wine more then the others 🤔
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🔞 𐂯 com open @lafillehonteuse.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
🐣🕷️
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
wine being slightly sensitive (very) over being the oldest sans in the house. only for stretch and mutt to start calling him unc...red saw it on undernet and decided teaching those two the term was a good (waste) use of an afternoon "Sup' unc!" "Unc wine!!" wine spanks red so hard later for it
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Razz in this standing at the top of a long spiral staircase, watching mutt and cash stumbling back in. "AND WHAT TIME DO YOU CALL THIS?!?" an ominous wind gently making the Bambi princess fur chiffon rob gently fluttering before hoytily pouting chin turned upwards Cash "mutt swap bros with me"
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Gaster the man who throbs in hands wingdings
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🔞 𐂯 com open @lafillehonteuse.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
🍌
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Chan @chancekey.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Despite everything. #undertale #utau #utdr sans papyrus and the endless versions of them
A digital artwork stylized to look like pencil art

Sans and Papyrus, standing in front of a huge picture(?) frame, their backs to the viewer. The frame has a delta rune symbol on it, and the corridor they're in resembles the corridor from the game where Frisk encounters a mirror and thinks "despite everything, it's still you".

In the picture Underfell Sans and Papyrus are standing in the same manner and poses in front of a picture, in which Underswap Sans and Papyrus are standing in front of a picture of Farmtale Sans and Papyrus standing in front of the picture of Dusttale Sans and Papyrus-

The final picture frame has og pixel sprites of Sans and Papyrus from the game, standing like a reflection of the skelebros in front of them and looking at the viewer
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
no one can change my mind that error doesn't troll people in vrchat. bro would be relentless with it too and suddenly start dropping doxs until blue scolds him over it "ERROR IT ISN'T NICE TO DOX INNOCENT HUMANS IN VRCHAT, EVEN IF THEY CALLED YOU AN INCEL"
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🔞 𐂯 com open @lafillehonteuse.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
🕷️🐣
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🔞 𐂯 com open @lafillehonteuse.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
TW : gore ? Papyrus has lost all his baby teeth...
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
sans: what ya got there buddy? red: a fidget toy. I stole off a 7 year old in a Wendy's when he looked at me funny sans: ....red no
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
red "I want boss to impregnate me the way a female seahorse despoits there eggs into her male seahorse husband who then fertilizes and lays hundreds of eggs" sans "you fell asleep with the discovery channel on again didn't ya?"
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🔞 𐂯 com open @lafillehonteuse.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Comms for anonymous, thank you !
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Vanny hates egg plants @fizzballs.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I'm fantasizing about being non consensually touched by sans Undertale
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🔞 ; Hero @suprhro.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
🍒❓ #utmv
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Btopou @btopou.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
#swapfell_RED #swapfell #undertale_au
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🔞 ; Hero @suprhro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
My city is literally underwater RN and all the comfort I have is drawing 🍒🐶 #help #fontcest
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🔞 ; Hero @suprhro.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
YEARNING 🍒 #fontcest
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