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@fivepoundbag.bsky.social
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I’m white and I don’t dance but that doesn’t mean I have all the answers.

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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 9h
farts
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
war.gov WAR is negative this season
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Waiting For Claudot
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that’s Socrates and his friend Darryl
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THIS GUY I call him Socrates because he's a Greek going deep, and that offensive line is gonna get him killed
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
maybe you are just wired that way
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
TOOTBLAN! TOOTBLAN! TOOTBLAN!!
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
print the legend
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chad Tracy stunned that a starter can go 7 in the playoffs
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
tired: One Direction wired: Directionals Won
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I can hate two things
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Great seats, eh pal?
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jimmy Wynn agrees
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that score Fall Out Boy 🤝 not Good, Charlotte
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gonna live our season 90 feet at a time
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gonna run off behind the shady trees next?
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no wonder OutKast was so apologetic
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
kids should have been on am earlier bus
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
when I can’t remember Brett Butler
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
his nickname should be “EZPass” but that’s not great for a pitcher
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
well maybe Gary Bettmans favorite song is “Tuesday Afternoon” and you had no choice
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Zombie Pete Maravich when
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
more like Smutty Bedler
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
take me down to the school in Wife City where the classes teach you how to submitty
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I didn’t think you could yassify Ross Douthat and yet
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fountains of Jayne
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Jefferson Pilot Up All Night
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
another Larry Ellison investment in the dumper
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
to prom?
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Brunsonian
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
now that would impress an interviewer
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
is he out of the Circle of Matts??!
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
all the way from Italy, enjoy your birthday
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you belieeeve Venus ate its own moon
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I wouldn’t tell Steven Adams otherwise
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Sasquatchadoodle
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
holy shit you’ve solved work
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
you can feed lotta gremlins with that
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
is Apple going to email this to everyone with an iPhone
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
that is the most ridiculous science fiction/potato chip crossover since Gene Wolfe helped develop Pringles
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Second Apron, new on Food Network where contestants get $50 to make a three-course meal and if they go over that amount they have to spend the rest of the season doing dishes
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
for that he'd have to be an astronomer
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
if your Mike be Macdonald then winning will follow If your Mike is McDaniel prepare to get hammered
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
not half-assing his rehab
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ITS EDUCATIONAL open.spotify.com/track/1awOrb...
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Pixies · Trompe le Monde · Song · 1991
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
sorry Dan, you don’t have to go home but you can’t. stay. here 🎵🎵
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
are they in the Backrooms
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rails For Algernon
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
someone’s not here to win friends
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