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I’m white and I don’t dance but that doesn’t mean I have all the answers.

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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Duff Man of The Simpsons pointing at a blond woman going DUFF MAN SAYS A LOT IF THINGS — OH YEAH!
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
United played Hull last week, today they complete the Mass double hosting
Massachusetts road sign reading “Entering IPSWICH Inc. 1634”
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Donald Fagen of Steely Dan singing
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
the prince who was promised
Cover of Matt Christopher book THE KID WHO ONLY HIT HOMERS
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
23-year-old GM’s kid getting an assistant OC job
NYT Spelling Bee denying attempted pangram of COACHLET
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
that’s right
Wally Shawn and Andre Gregory bantering
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
has he signed his commitment to the team
Coach from DAZED AND CONFUSED lecturing his quarterback about getting his priorities straight
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
he saw all the Dophie Cunningham coverage and was like
“Jesus I’ve seen” meme
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
every day I’m
Bufferin coated aspirin package
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Thumper of Willendorf
Venus of Willendorf statuette, with gold filter
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
author of the best baseball book ever
Cover of Jim Bouton’s BALL FOUR
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
that’s right
Holding a gin and tonic in front of TV with PAUSA DE HIDRATACION
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
the dog who looks like Jeff Lynne
image of ELO’s Jeff Lynne and a doodle pup in sunglasses with an uncanny resemblance thereto
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
time to celebrate
Fuzzy image of Martinelli's Sparkling Cider
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
WANTED: for illegal bubble tea trafficking
World Cup soccer player with name BOBADILLA
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
a Toronto hockey champion?
Martin from the Simpsons all going “Highly Dubious”
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
as God is my witness
Carol Burnett in her Gone With the Wind parody, with the curtain rod still in the dress
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
reading material
Cover of David Mitchell novel The Thousand Autumns of Jacob De Zoet
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
the “in-group that laws protect but do not bind” author
Leo pointing at TV meme
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Maggie Simpson and her nemesis baby
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
🎵 wake me up 🎵🎵
Billie Joe Armstrong of Green Day, arms raised, singing
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I’m Not Mad, Just Disappointed Statue
Close up of small bronze statue behind the papal shoulder. He is helmeted, bearded and has an air of mild disgust at whatever horses—- Rubio is putting out there.
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Hey I got one of those too
white cockapoo with brown spots looking all mournful
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
a journalistic triumph
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, cigar in mouth, as guest editor
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Bought: baby shoes, never worn
Lady pointing, THESE 5 WORDS MAKE WOMEN WANT YOU
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Tomi Lahren?
Old Obi Wan saying name I haven’t heard in a long time
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
one Catholic can attend, like the “No HomerS Club”
Frinkiac screenshot of young Homer being turned away from No Homers club treehouse
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
like the book
Ducks, Newburyport cover with DUNKS  poorly added
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
they think “Don Henley”means put on this shirt
Broccoli-haired Gen Z model wearing overcooked-broccoli colored henley collar T-shirt
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Good to know he can still have a career if the latest comeback doesn’t work out
Tiger woods dapping up his playing partner with a BIG DOG
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
finally, some good photos of my wife
Rodney Dangerfield telling a joke
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
you and Jim Henson
Miss Piggy in her wedding gown
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
because they had a towel?
ESPN screenshot: why the Jets are the clear winner in the Johnson-Sweat deal
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Spelling Bee didn’t go to my high school
Dorkwad NYT Spelling Bee not counting DORKWAD as a word
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
what idiot called him the Chief of Police and not
NYT Spelling Bee pangram of ARCHPIG
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Thanks Spelling Bee
NYT Spelling Bee with pangram BARACKOBAMA
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
the NBA Draft Lottery, brought to you by
Tombstone Pizza, pepperoni
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
when the college bans frat houses
NYT Spelling Bee with BROHIBITION as the word
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
fully dressed?
Martin from Simpsons saying HIGHLY DUBIOUS
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Paul Walter Hauser digitally aged up
PWH as Richard Jewell
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
hell yeah man
dig in to a cottage pie
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
unbelievably pretentious comparison alert, NYT Cooking newsletter edition
Pete Wells of the NYT saying “chewing a raw carrot takes about as much time as reading a chapter of ‘Gravity’s Rainbow,” which come on man
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
snake eyes
NYT Spelling Bee denying “nictitating” as a word
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
he’s kept this fuckery going for at least a decade
LeBron is 30, this fuckery won’t go on tweet from May 2015
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
updating Tinder profile
NYT Spelling Bee score of 69 Genius
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
itsh anti-Shcotsh dishcrimination
NYT Spelling bee pangram attempt BALVENIE declared Not in Word List by uncultured swine
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
“time to clean house”
once before class my friend said “time to clean house” and walked into the class his brother was in and just kicked him in the nuts
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
the Jets pick is in:
the Simpsons’ Rainier Wolfcastle over a bloody body yelling MENDOZAAAA
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
says “Crazy for Loving You” in the Zohran for New York font
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Ten Pounds In a @fivepoundbag.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Thiel’s Gabbo
Simpsons Gabbo ventriloquist dummy saying “that oughta hold the little S.O.B’s”
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