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Chris Jones

@fivebfive.bsky.social
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Community builder. Care about climate change, public health, books, poker, and Twolves.

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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The “blue no matter who” crowd really shows their own colors when the script is flipped. www.startribune.com/angie-craig-...
Image of text from Strib article with the quote “I will vote against Flanagan” and “he wants to see her make an active effort to reach out to Craig supporters rather than assume they will fall in line behind the democratic nominee”
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Same energy
Guardian article about Senator Cassidy calling the MMR vaccine safety debate from Trump as “crazy stupid”. This is the same Senator that was the deciding vote to approve RFK. Meme of guy in hot dog costume saying “we’re all trying to figure out who did this”
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Logo that depicts the Minnesota Knicks
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
This might be the most tortured phrasing I’ve ever read.
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Gaslighting doesn't come close to covering it anymore. We're just being outright lied to about state violence and expected to swallow it down because she's being emphatic.
Big Brother from 1984. Statements under face on TV screen read: "War is Peace" and "Freedom is Slavery" "Ignorance is Strength"
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
If you aren’t in MN, this is massive and growing. Looks to be 400+ businesses, orgs, institutions now. Gonna be hella cold at the protest on Friday too. And we’re still gonna show up for each other. I hate this occupation, but I’m so damn proud of the people in this state! #WeWillWin #ICEOutMN
Weather for Friday in Mpls. High of -10 degrees. Feels like -40– -23.
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Wait, I thought they were all paid protesters.
Tom Homan, a jackboot thug that looks like a deformed thumb, talking on Fox News about making protesters famous. “We’re going to let their employers and their neighborhoods and their schools know who these people are. I bet you a lot of their employers don’t know what they are doing.”
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Congrats. The list of past recipients include Mr. Smee from Peter Pan, the Hamburgler, and the bumbling thieves from Home Alone. Truly rarefied air.
Mr Smee from Peter PanThe Hamburgler ina striped costmdBumbling thieves from Home Alone
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
“We’re all trying to find the guy who did this”
Guardian headline: “Rising inequality is turning US into an autocratic state, billionaire warns”
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
🫡
Indiana Jones punching Nazis
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Coincidence? Haven’t heard from this guy in a while. 👀 @recpokerjim.bsky.social
a 1970s image of McDonald’s Hamburgler. A masked paper mache mask, stripped shirt, wide brimmed hat, and a platter of hamburgers
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Look at the “prizes” at Rec Poker weekend for @recpokerjim.bsky.social @psr1973.bsky.social
Jim Reid holding three VHS training videos by Phil at Rec Poker weekend
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Viking fandom never changes.
Devastated Vikings fans after a playoff loss.
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Elon also recently said Tesla is an AI company not a car company.
Red light in circular frame (Hal 9000 from
the movie 2001)
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Public health in 2019 vs public health in 2025
Side by side photos of Will Farrell as Elf. First one is bright and cheery, second one looks haggard with a fake cigarette in mouth.
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
A non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring. (I’ll fight you on this. That ring would be a lot of work, and laziness would overcome nobility).
The dude from The Big Lebowski enjoying a White Russian in the bowling alley
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
What is going on here? #JediMindTricks
Jim Reid ready to play poker in yellow sportcoat. Some kind of weird floating orb can be seen and is circled in red
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Whoa. Just added to the RecPoker silent auction. A one-of-a-kind coaching session with Maria Ho! Just a few days lefts to bid on all the items and contribute to food banks givebutter.com/c/RecPokerFB...
Graphic depicting bidding for a Maria Ho coaching session!
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Fun one from yesterday. Guess we’re always getting it all with these holdings, but an interesting river spot to figure out our sizing.
Hand history. Hero has AA vs villain’s TT on an AAT flop. Takes until the river to get all in.
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
It would take AI a generation to come up with something as good as artbarf, and speaks to why we don’t need it writing our books.
Xitter screenshot from Joanna Maciejewska. “You know what the biggest problem with pushing all-things-AI is? Wrong direction. I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so that I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so that I can do my laundry and dishes.”
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Following suit: One book 📚 One movie 🎥 One album 💿 One TV show 📺
An Immense World by Ed YongThe Big LebowskiApologies to the Queen album, artist Wolf ParadeStation Eleven TV show
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
And for the chowderheads like me who sometimes forget, my wife just showed me this @bsky.app feature! This place gets better and better.
Screenshot of the Bluesky Accessibility feature that requires you to post alt text before posting an image.
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The energy I’m bringing to 2025.
Group of nihilists from the movie The Big Lebowski
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Twolves/Suns #NazReid!
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Image of Maya Angelou with quote: “When someone shows you they are believe them the first time.”
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Every year, this one feels more prescient.
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
This is my approach…
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Chris Jones @fivebfive.bsky.social · 28/01/2024
I feel this so much!
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