As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 2hI look forward to Pete being the Ernst Roehm of the MAGA movement. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 19hSooner or later, Daddy's going to cark it, and then we'll see how invulnerable he and his siblings are. 010
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As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 20hThe Tories and Reform are 'planning' and 'proposing' all kinds of shit, and to be brutally frank, anyone who votes for either of them deserves everything they fucking get. People who vote against them do not. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 20hSo anyway, I got my diagnosis this morning (benign, thanks), and celebrated with Mrs F in a Dublin bar run by a friend that was running a soundtrack by a band called Viking Spirit, which for the uninitiated is Lordi with fiddles. The lyrical theme is "If it moves, stab it." 140
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 22hI mean, really? Fucking really? This shit's been coming down the tracks for at least half a decade, and they still took the the soup? Fuck 'em. www.theguardian.com/football/202...theguardian.comManchester City’s England players are worried about their futures, admits TuchelEngland head coach Thomas Tuchel said the Manchester City players in his squad were concerned for their futures 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 23hWell, bien sur. None of them have learned a skill beyond grifting and theft. 020
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comJames Spader as Raymond Reddington: You Don't SayALT: James Spader as Raymond Reddington: You Don't Say 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Madness doesn't run in my family; it practically gallops." 030
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The charitable part of me thinks that the Trump and Kushner kids never stood a chance. Born bent, raised bent, surrounded by bent people. Of course, this means the Trumps and Kushners are bent forever. 131
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Au contraire. If it has Trump's name on it, fucking demolish it. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Much as I've been against military coups all my life, part of me wonders how many of the soon-to-be-redundant brass are prepared to pop a cap in Whisky Pete's ass. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Eric Schmitthead: "Did you, or did you not murder upwards of seven prostitutes in London, England, around the turn of the century? Jack Smith: That... was a different Jack, Senator. And a different century. 110
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Probably smells like a rather indifferent Chardonnay. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026His brain is now a cocktail of Swiss, cottage, and cream cheese. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Warnock and Pulis: HOLD OUR FUCKING BEER. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Best case scenario is in the sub-ballroom bunker. "No one's ever let one off in DC before." 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comHouse of Cards UK: I Couldn't Possibly CommentALT: House of Cards UK: I Couldn't Possibly Comment 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Pace Tara, he was neither a successful con man, nor an effective communicator. Roy Cohn taught him how to be a vexatious litigant. His 'communication' has always been with those who measure <85 on his beloved IQ scale. 020
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I guarantee that if Trump threw money at his dickhead supporters, they wouldn't be spending it on healthcare. 100
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Even if he were dead, I'd hold a grudge against someone who shot a permanent hole in my ea- no, hold on... 100
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026He looks like he's sucking a lemon. Which is a change for him. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Is it in homage to Trump that none of these fuckers knows how to stand? 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Considering he should have spent five years in Leavenworth, Nixon got off relatively easy. Cheers, Gerald. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Does DC have no breweries in which he could be tested on organising a piss-up? 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026She'll regard them as collateral damage. These people are sociopaths. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026In fairness, Phil identified as Danish, which is part of the European Un- oh... 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I'm just going to assume that they all went along because of the files he had on each and every one of them. Every time I see one of them go out on an uncomfortable limb for him (yes, you, Marco), I think "That must be some really wretched kompromat". 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That's an aquarium he's wearing in lieu of a diaper. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gravity, cholesterol, the spirochete. My new holy trinity. 050
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was remained "Boss Cat" in the UK because at the time Top Cat was a popular brand of cat food, and the BBC were a lot more squeamish about advertising in that era. 120
