As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 13hLiffey hooded crow, surveying (with some satisfaction) the mussel he or she took up to fives metres, then dropped onto the cobbles, smashing that pesky shell. 120
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I think the phrase they were looking for was "between plagiarising sessions". 161
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"We never thought the leopards would eat our cows..." 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Earliest recorded photograph of Sebastian Gorka: 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When they get round to making American Horror Story: Trump, this guy should be cast as Mikey Johnson. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When they come to make American Horror Story: Trump, this guy should be be cast as Mikey Johnson. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Trump's been told to lean forward in his chair so that he doesn't fall asleep. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 05/09/2026And now I have to go back and find out, for future reference, which plant I am allergic to. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Not so much a picture, more of a metaphor. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Looks like CL football isn't quite the deal breaker it was... 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Smoked mackerel salad. Perfect. Look, you'll have to take my word for it. 120
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 12/08/2026So anyway, my own thinking is that an eclipse is a lot more entertaining if you think it's The Wolf taking a bite out of The Goddess, or some such, rather than just the moon getting in front of the sun, but that's the price of civilisation. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Something tells me the apples on this tree aren't going to get scrumped. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 22/07/2026Me, reading wildly various spellings of Odyssey. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"History doesn't repeat itself, it rhymes." 130
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Thanks to the sun, our carpet's gone gay. Isaac Newton would be delighted. 020
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Oh, hey, Scotty, you haven't comprehended half of it. It's going to be Nuremburg 2.0. Him, his Cabinet, his family, his accomplices, and like you, his catamites. Buy a book, Scotty. Or a Saudi passport. 100
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Michael O'Leary pointing out that "we should have joined NATO in 1945 [absolutely sic]". 001
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Blond, psychotic, thinks he's the messiah, turns out to be Jack the Ripper. The Ruling Class (1972) predicted this shitshow. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 23/06/2026"I'm back!" Jesus, Handsome, catch yourself on, it's fucking Uzbekistan. Roberto, get a grip of him. 040
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Don't journalists write in newspapers anymore? 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Trump appears to be trying to bring it back. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Sometimes the handles are problematic themselves: this week's crop. 010
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Back again, but winking this time. Rapport established. 000
As Sparks Fly Upwards @fitzjohn.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Crete: Koutouloufari cat giving me evils. 361