Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026"Better go to sleep early tonight, got an early morning tomorrow!" Suddenly my mind sees sleep as the devil. Lovely 001
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Just because you can't believe something is possible, doesn't make it impossible. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026"I made a..." If the next few words include AI, you didn't make shit. You told a computer to take everything other people actually made, and assemble it for your amusement. 010
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 05/04/2026Hard shell tacos are not tacos. They are bullshit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Gotta love when the tap water comes out looking like skim milk. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I live where the air hurts my face. This is my today, stay warm out there folks. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 13/11/2025I just wanted to play a couple rounds of a game before work, but no! 224 gb update. Thank you game publisher. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 13/10/2025"Go thrifting to save money!" Ain't no way I'm waiting a half an hour to buy one item that I can get *instantly* for almost the same price. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Gotta love the price tags that come with hobbies. FIVE grand for ONE piece of the puzzle; fuck me amirite!? 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 07/09/2025I'm not gonna be that petty! (He was, in fact, going to be that petty) 010
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Sorry for the double, but if you can find it in your wallet to help the baby pass... I dunno what I'll do, but give you love and praise for a long time 000
Reposted by FistuclesReedyBravo912 @reedybravo912.bsky.social · 27/08/2025My best good buddy's pet bunny, Luke, is on hospice care and could use any help that anyone can provide. <3 ko-fi.com/kittiespleas...ko-fi.comSupport KittiesSupport Kitties 021
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 24/08/2025Tools are fucking expensive. That's all. See you in the ramen aisle 😅 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 14/08/2025Sometimes, I miss what could be considered my "dream job," but then I get those instances of what I rarely or never saw. So, while retail is retail, it is nice being able to see someone's eyes light up when I can fix their, often times, prized possession. 100
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 12/08/2025So here I am, getting my day started, and what am I greeted by? Fucking ai music. Thanks, I hate it. 110
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 09/08/2025It's almost time for me to wake up. So I guess I'm staying up. Unasked for advice, never break your sleep schedule if you can help it 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 02/08/2025Why I had to purchase a whole kit to get the thing I needed, I will never know. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 27/07/2025Happiest of birthdays to you! Blast some ass shaking tunes and cause managed chaos today 010
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 25/07/2025You'll do great! And if anyone says otherwise, direct them to my friend "The Beast" 010
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Ya know, sometimes I miss the days of sitting down for breakfast in front of the morning news. Mostly for local updates like boil water advisories and such. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025You know it's bad when an article from The Onion says the quiet part. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Explain to me (but don't, please) the thought process of drivers in parking lots who pay zero attention to which side of the road they're on. You're not the only one with places to be! 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025I forget, how long do these fireworks go on for? When is it acceptable to do the old man thing and start yellin'? 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 08/07/2025In my head, there are two squids. One is saying, "Big summer blowout!" And the other is wondering when Lae'zel and Shart got that close. 030
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Have a curious kitty looking out at what the world held. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 07/07/2025100% agree with the third complaint. Tell me you think you're the main character without telling me type shit 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 07/07/2025Not that anyone was wondering, but to let y'all know how much of a nerd I am, it's 2:45 am and I'm watching woodworking videos. It might be time to scavenge up some pallets 010
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 03/07/2025That, unfortunately, is always the case. Spiteful ass possessions fussing for owners, but acting right for technicians 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 01/07/2025"Monetize your hobbies," they said. It doesn't really count as monetizing if you turn around and spend that money on the hobby, does it? At least I have pretty objects to show for it 😅 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Why do most old things get "that" smell? You know the one I'm talking about. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 28/06/2025But the first one ends up at the beach, so... continuity? 010
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 26/06/2025There's just something extra nice about readying a drill press to the pure delight and hype of Lil Jon. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 25/06/2025I have never wanted to smack a program more than when the GPS says where I'm going might be closed when I get there. Bitch, I know! That's why I'm leaving now 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 23/06/2025Whenever I think to myself that there's no request that could surprise me, someone comes through and blows that notion out of the water 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I just found a spider molt on this guitar, so I'm ready to call it for the day. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 17/06/2025"So naturally, I asked ChatGPT" Well, naturally, I have no interest in anything else you say 020
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 13/06/2025Cruisin' down the street eatin' salami. That's it, that was me today. 000
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 12/06/2025Let's go! 🎉media.tenor.coma baby is sitting in a crowd with a woman holding him and screaming yes .Alt: Small child enthusiastically celebrating, with text saying "Yes!" 010
Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 10/06/2025After all these game announcements over the past week, here's my take away. We gamers are eating better now than we have for a while. So many options, and they look great 000
