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Fistucles

@fistucles.bsky.social
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Better go to sleep early tonight, got an early morning tomorrow!" Suddenly my mind sees sleep as the devil. Lovely
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Sometimes "touching grass" doesn't require grass.
An image of stalactites reflected on the surface of water, creating an illusion of a much bigger space.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just because you can't believe something is possible, doesn't make it impossible.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
"I made a..." If the next few words include AI, you didn't make shit. You told a computer to take everything other people actually made, and assemble it for your amusement.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Hard shell tacos are not tacos. They are bullshit. Thanks for coming to my TED talk
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Gotta love when the tap water comes out looking like skim milk.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I live where the air hurts my face. This is my today, stay warm out there folks.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
I just wanted to play a couple rounds of a game before work, but no! 224 gb update. Thank you game publisher.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
I'm gonna McLose it!
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
"Go thrifting to save money!" Ain't no way I'm waiting a half an hour to buy one item that I can get *instantly* for almost the same price.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Tariffs out here ruining my vibe
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Gotta love the price tags that come with hobbies. FIVE grand for ONE piece of the puzzle; fuck me amirite!?
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
I'm not gonna be that petty! (He was, in fact, going to be that petty)
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Sorry for the double, but if you can find it in your wallet to help the baby pass... I dunno what I'll do, but give you love and praise for a long time
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ReedyBravo912 @reedybravo912.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
My best good buddy's pet bunny, Luke, is on hospice care and could use any help that anyone can provide. <3 ko-fi.com/kittiespleas...
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Support Kitties
Support Kitties
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Tools are fucking expensive. That's all. See you in the ramen aisle 😅
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Sometimes, I miss what could be considered my "dream job," but then I get those instances of what I rarely or never saw. So, while retail is retail, it is nice being able to see someone's eyes light up when I can fix their, often times, prized possession.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
So here I am, getting my day started, and what am I greeted by? Fucking ai music. Thanks, I hate it.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
It's almost time for me to wake up. So I guess I'm staying up. Unasked for advice, never break your sleep schedule if you can help it
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Why I had to purchase a whole kit to get the thing I needed, I will never know.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I miss playing live with friends. Pic for reasons.
A pink guitar with human juice splattered across the middle of it. Good times were had, so worry not dear viewer.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Ya know, sometimes I miss the days of sitting down for breakfast in front of the morning news. Mostly for local updates like boil water advisories and such.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Look at this lil guy, just look at him!
A bunny enjoying a nice "garden salad" amidst a sea of red rocks, concrete, and assorted foliage.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
You know it's bad when an article from The Onion says the quiet part.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
Explain to me (but don't, please) the thought process of drivers in parking lots who pay zero attention to which side of the road they're on. You're not the only one with places to be!
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
I forget, how long do these fireworks go on for? When is it acceptable to do the old man thing and start yellin'?
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
Not that anyone was wondering, but to let y'all know how much of a nerd I am, it's 2:45 am and I'm watching woodworking videos. It might be time to scavenge up some pallets
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
"Monetize your hobbies," they said. It doesn't really count as monetizing if you turn around and spend that money on the hobby, does it? At least I have pretty objects to show for it 😅
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Why do most old things get "that" smell? You know the one I'm talking about.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
There's just something extra nice about readying a drill press to the pure delight and hype of Lil Jon.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
I have never wanted to smack a program more than when the GPS says where I'm going might be closed when I get there. Bitch, I know! That's why I'm leaving now
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
Whenever I think to myself that there's no request that could surprise me, someone comes through and blows that notion out of the water
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I just found a spider molt on this guitar, so I'm ready to call it for the day.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
"So naturally, I asked ChatGPT" Well, naturally, I have no interest in anything else you say
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
Cruisin' down the street eatin' salami. That's it, that was me today.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
After all these game announcements over the past week, here's my take away. We gamers are eating better now than we have for a while. So many options, and they look great
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
"Fancy import cars are so cool! I bet they're so fun to drive!" Sure, if you like being a sardine in a can that's constantly getting warmer because A/C is but a suggestion
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
At what point does screaming internally become noticeable externally?
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I just watched someone drive out the dispensary parking lot, straight to McDonald's. If that isn't organized behavior, I don't know what is.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
We all love our little fur babies, right? So if at all possible, throw a lil something to your local vet. That kibble still costs money for veterinarians yanno
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Wait, you mean that musicians have political beliefs and string them into their art!? What's next, painters have political opinions?
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Why is there an update and shut down option if it never actually does the shut down portion?
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Well fuck.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Cakefoot!
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Decisions might be made soon, and if so, it will either be amazing or meh
A picture of hair dye. Pink, purple, and blue. Taken on the floor outside of the room where insinuated transgression may occur.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
If a service is beyond your skills/abilities, you don't get to complain about the price.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
"Expect rain later" as it's pouring... noted weather app
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I wholly fucking miss creating and performing music. "Late night thoughts" on main.
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Fistucles @fistucles.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
There is no good angle to cybertrucks. Holy eww, Batfriends
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