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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins

@fishwithlasers.bsky.social
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ACAB includes Mappy. Rob. Writes and writes about videogames. Ex remakes person, ex legend. Grumbles, watches tat films, does some box art doodling and stuff. Disabled, depressed, tired. Terfs and bigots shit off elsewhere. He/Him www.robf.me

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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 10h
I’ve been back on the Dr Solar the past week with feeling like crap. Probably due some Magnus next anyway, eh. Bit of a treat for being so well behaved.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 10h
Thinking on, Magnus would be having none of that OpenAI bollocks. He’d kick the data centres to death.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 10h
Few more spikes?
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 10h
Magnus covers are the best comic covers.
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 10h
Magnus, Robot Fighter (3550)
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Alec S // Renegade Sector Games @renegadesector.bsky.social · 17h
One day left to get Tales of Lost Ages for 60% off in the Steam Autumn Sale! store.steampowered.com/app/2857070/... Or get it alongside 16 other games in the Renegade Sector Complete Bundle: store.steampowered.com/bundle/7935/...
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Peter Silk / KestrelPi @kestrelpi.bsky.social · 15h
4.99! That's basically 3.99! Which is basically 2.99! Which is basically 1.99! Which is basically 0.99! Which is basically FREE
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vfig @vfig.bsky.social · 15h
because dumbo wasnt a documentary—elephants cant fly! if they just dropped it, it would fall and die!
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 14h
…but I *like* spending time making things. That *is* the good bit.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 15h
drunk and in charge of a stencil
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king ned ludd 🇨🇦 @grumble.social · 15h
a youtube comment by @thatsmytrunks that reads:
"My dream game is a corridor space shooter"
Yeah alright, AI might be the right tool for you, tiny dreamer.
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Tea Monster Games / PsychicParrot (Jeff) @psychicparrot.itch.io · 17h
Play the MNOZ My Nuclear Octopus 2 FREE 16 level demo on Steam for Next Fest (and then please wishlist the game!) store.steampowered.com/app/4849040/... #indiegames #indiedev #videogames #steam #NextFest #arcade #retro #MNOZ
It's some 'ad bollocks' that says 'Next Fest (next to a Steam logo) then MNOZ My Nuclear Octopus 2 Tea Monster Games above the words 'Check out our game demo during steam next fest oct 19-26 at 10 am PT'. On the right side of the image is the cover art for my game It says MNOZ, there's a big eyeball with tentacles, an octopus, some freaky alien looking creatures and some UFOs in the background. It's very colourful, bright and fun and it was drawn by the wonderful Rob Fearon.
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Lia @liasae.bsky.social · 17h
My point being: the last 10% are the hard part. The last 10% were always the hard part. If someone sells you a miracle machine that doesn't solve the last 10%, the miracle machine is a gallon of snake oil
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 19h
Like, glad the dude is enjoying themselves and all that but
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Alan Partridge Shrugs in Restaurant
ALT: Alan Partridge Shrugs in Restaurant
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 19h
and then a flump bingo ent oven ding rice pudding. Reader, I shat.
Even still, the deck was toppling high. Hold Person grants auto-crits to melee attacks and requires a Wisdom saving throw, and Wic has a whopping zero for an ability modifier. What's more, the person casting it clung tight onto concentration, and was vanishing into the crowd. And god, was it close. On his final death save, a bardic inspiration that was a mere one short on the die spelled the end for Wicander Halovar
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 19h
I guess you had to be there, really. www.pcgamer.com/movies-tv/cr...
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Critical Role's latest D&D episode was so stressful, I discovered a new noise my mouth can make
Working names: A lell. A laull? I'll workshop it.
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Ian McQue @ianmcque.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Trollcam 051026 19:24
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 23h
Oh yeah, like that’s ever going to work.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 23h
It’s lucky I know so many lovely people in videogames because this stuff could wear a man down.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 23h
Fucking hell. You’re sixty.
Thank you. All our lives - we've had to put up with people telling us what we should do - because it was conventional wisdom..
At school - don't use computers... (just about every adult!)
If you are going to learn how to use computers - don't use them to make games! (Computer Science Teacher)
Go to University (parents & Teachers)
Give up making games and get proper jobs (loads of people!)
Give us another Simulator game - not a game with a made up Egg character. (David Darling Co-Founder of Codemasters)
The list goes on!
We are old enough, and hardened enough to listen, but ultimately make our own decisions. We wont always get it right - but at least we're being creative, experimenting, pushing the boundaries and having fun - whilst making fun and giving people jobs. Yes - off the back of the kickstarter success we're hiring another person!Philipe’s speaker sneakers repeatedly announcing “here comes a special boy”
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My mans, you are nearly sixty, you can count dogs legs.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unlike The Egg Dads, I can promise you I will always get the number of legs a dog has right.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fire *is* a nob to draw. You did ace tho, love it.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Still loving this.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
looks great with the fire!
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also it's worth noting that angling in the UK (ie fishing recreationally) accounts for around £1.4bn a year, which seems a much more sensible comparison, when discussing the economic significance of a hobby
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Chris Applegate @chrisapplegate.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I always see this cute little factoid going round and having checked the numbers... it's just not true? Games Workshop's revenue last year was £660m while the UK fishing fleet's was £1.15bn
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Have a LINDA from Scumball.
A cheery looking googley eyed droid with a big smile and pipelike legs and arms. It’s LINDA from top hit parade Speccy game, Scumball. They’re happy to see you!
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Failbetter Games | Wishlist Mandrake on Steam! @failbettergames.com · 06/10/2026
We've put together a short list of scary games for you, now the nights are getting longer. Some are on sale, some are even free! Enjoy!
store.steampowered.com
Steam Publisher: Failbetter Games
As you might expect, we're all quite keen on unsettling games. From eerie and discomfiting up to outright horror, here are a few of our favourites. A few of them are even free!
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Obviously, I prefer to admit that I can just about make one (1) whole post without falling asleep most days, much less a videogame. Not plagiarizing my way out of this one.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Personally, if I were a professional game developer in the year of our Molyneux 2026 I would not admit that I can’t even manage to reach the bare bones of weekend hobbyist projects without needing a machine to steal work for me to make it. I would rather die.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You could, quite literally, use an existing homebrew Dizzy engine and assets from 1987 and nobody would care. It would do the job! It would look good! Cripes, an old mate used to knock Dizzy games out in MMF to relax with in the early two thousands. Ask him.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Also, I can’t eat an orc.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
…and it would still look easier on the eye than a whole portion of multi-million selling videogames from the past couple of years, cost less time and money to make than most games even at its most elaborate. Egg Dads aren’t getting a pass on this one.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
me too
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a horror film a day or every other day is an ordinary month anyway
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This is just such an embarrassing thing to say. Who would you be competing with? When Romero does a Quake level, is he competing with whoever is making cutting edge tech in 2026? No. That would be an unhinged thing to even contemplate. It’s for the twenty seven people who want Romero Quake.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
You absolutely do not, do the fuck not, not even fucking slightly, need either a team of artists and coders - or an AI - to bring a new Dizzy game into the world. Get out with that. www.timeextension.com/features/if-...
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"If I Didn't Have These Powerful Tools, I Wouldn't Do It at All" - The Oliver Twins Explain Why They're Dizzy About GenAI
"This is an incredible time to be alive for a creator"
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ChinnyVision @chinnyvision.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nobody under 40 gives a fuck. It doesn't even have a value melted down like silver and gold. Your computer and games collections will be WORTHLESS by the time you die.
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Comics Covers @comicscovers.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Warrior 13 (3532)
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
Exhaustively detailed Post-modernist literary critique also found a home on Cohost.
Cohost user jill writes, "they call it the house of leaves because you enter the house, turn 360 degrees and leaves"
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I miss the days of indistinguishable “tessellation on/off” comparison shots so this is the good stuff. Thanks Sony. Thony.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
obligatory egg
Hellboy Dizzy.Dracula DizzyOld One Dizzy, vomiting tentaclesWitchfinder General Dizzy
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Quazar @samcoupe.com · 05/10/2026
Another discounted bundle of all the issues of SAM Revival magazine for the SAM Coupe here: www.ebay.co.uk/itm/11743866... #samcoupe #magazine #retrogaming #indiedev #retrocomputing #8bit #demoscene #computing
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ooh shart, it’s October.
The Thing On A Spring, except it’s John Carpenter’s The Thing but Thing On A Spring, the videogame character. Took me ages to think of that one.
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hoping next year Dominik Diamond can piss everyone off by going electric
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A Spiced Pumpkin Sergal 🎃🍂 @adorablesergal.neocities.org · 04/10/2026
We were also gifted this. Truly, the Last Webbed Site.
Jae makes ao cohost post urging users to "not block yourself", writing, "i don't know why multiple people tried this but: don't do it. it breaks shit. we're going to put a fix up tomorrow (when i am actually working) to make it impossible to do but also. come on. don't do it. i have to go manually fix it when you do. thanks."
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I appreciate a lot of you shared that article the other day in good faith while processing complex feelings (probably not the right time to be posting fwiw) but, if you did, you're probably someone who should watch this too. youtu.be/qW9CbnoXjFQ?...
youtu.be
Fear Of holding Jacob Geller accountable, "Restorative Justice" edition
YouTube video by Ophie Dokie
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The Bishop Of Hobb-ins @fishwithlasers.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I am not landlord enough for huge amounts of modern videogames.
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