A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The buildings in Roku City already have Christmas decorations up. 000
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Goddamn it. I knew this sounded familiar. 000
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026"Local G.O.P. Dodges Wet, Dry Issues," Chicago Tribune, April 20. 1926. 022
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026"Hot Dog Justice," gouache on board, Graham Coton, 1981. 0161
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Okay, 1906 Chicago Tribune. That's pretty good. 010
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026The Independent opens up a Visit Florida ad when you cursor over the word "Extinction." 010
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Gots my tickets for The Tingler at the @musicboxtheatre.bsky.social. CAN YOU TAKE IT WHEN THE TINGLER BREAKS LOOSE??? musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev... 032
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Ah yes, an image no human mind could conjure. 030
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 09/06/2026We don’t usually see each other’s headers. Here’s mine. Quote-skeet with yours (if you feel like it) (Mostly posted to promote artist Anna Wagner annawagner.com) 110
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Why did no one tell me the Claude AI company's logo looks like when Kurt Vonnegut drew a butthole? 010
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 23/02/2026The LA Times article is paywalled, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say the reason is "the ocean." 000
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 19/02/2026I mean, I wouldn't be able to resist either. via @xkcd.com 020
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 16/02/2026Wait, was the Music Meister from Batman: The Brave and the Bold just a really, really deep deep cut? I wouldn't put it beyond Michael Jelenic. 000
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 06/02/2026It seemed to me like a rhetorical writing flourish that didn't land. They did the same thing for another candidate in the previous paragraph, faux agree with the criticism then sing the candidate's praises. 150
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Fitzgerald's Nighclub in Berwyn saying what we're all thinking. 001
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 23/01/2026I mean, I already knew senators' replies to constituents are form letters, but Dick Durbin's office couldn't even be bothered to make sure the font size matched. 000
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 07/12/2025They didn't use my suggested hed of "Guise and Dolls," but this is freakin' amazing. 220
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Dude, I don't even live in Chicago. I'm in the suburbs, so this is basically the equivalent of telling me I'll never get over an ex. Fuck. 151
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 04/12/2025Day 2. Is this, like, a beat at the Washington Post? 000
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 03/12/2025The current featured articles on the New York Times' and Washington Post's repective Science sections. 221
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 01/12/2025I was trying to remember Mad Terry's name, but never change, Google AI. @badmachinery.com 210
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Petty but enjoyable. www.durbin.senate.gov/contact/email 120
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 14/09/2025I want to print this panel up and frame it on my desk, but I think the researchers I work with might get pissy. Full comic: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/invest... 010
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 29/07/2025In more honor of the late, great Tom Lehrer. I got the idea from YouTuber @honest2betsy.bsky.social who, I presume, got it from Agnes. 3194
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 22/06/2025I’m at a wedding right now and this is my place card. 140
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 12/06/2025The literal best description of an ad hominem attack versus an insult, courtesy @zachweinersmith.bsky.social Link to original: www.smbc-comics.com/comic/hominem 100
A Self-Respecting Fish @fishhat.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Parenting tip: Kids won’t eat their blueberries? Maybe former General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union Mikhail Gorbachev can convince them! 000
