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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I agree, but it's mostly because the vast majority of people I have found to play warhammer with were terrible. To be honest even the couple of times I played with actual friends started to drag on terribly around turn 3 though.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That would seem to imply that how to train your dragon, is in fact, spanking.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The Israeli/Zionist Right has also been using that to try and get French Jews (and European Jews generally) to come to Israel and bring their high skill labor with them. It's a multinational effort of the right wing to reshape the whole planet along strict ethno-nationalist lines.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

My problem with becoming is that I'm so naturally talented at it I broke nine out of the ten commandments and made a damn good swing at the 10th without really trying. Trying is effort and effort is morally upstanding, and therefore for other lesser women.

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Catherine Frames @oxinabox.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Hey babe, welcome to year 3 of transition. Time to find out you have DID

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Mechanically speaking large, powerful glutes due aid running speed especially in the Sprint.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I can in fact attest that I had my Canthal tilt surgically enhanced. All of these wacky stupid conceptions do exist. The question you should be asking yourself is rather, do they meaningfully represent anything related to subconscious perceptions of attractiveness in the broader population.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

1. I haven't figured that out 2. Submarines? Or possibly submarines (flirting)

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

A 3.5-day cycle would imply that you had to move it forward precisely 12 hours every time, which would provide some problems vis-a-vis my sleep cycle.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Okay, I'm going to be dangerously real and bear my feelings, it was actually pretty good when she was country. It went to shit when she got popular.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Why does everyone react to 5-day cycle? Girls like calendar apps don't exist? " Oh I could never remember that". Girl, I can set up a 5-day rotating notation in your Google calendar in 30 seconds. It's like saying " I can't remember to take my medication so I'm just not going to" timers exist.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That's because if you're not the model minority they want you to be, then they would rather you not be at all.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I feel like this applies to a lot of minorities honestly. The entire phenomenon of kids of color being blown away by psychotic wannabe cops boils down to an expectation that they should have to ask permission to exist outside their houses.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

At least on FetLife someone will hang me from the ceiling and hit me while they call me fucking slurs. At least my time won't be wasted by dipshits whose entire conception of sex is the disappointing blowjob. If I'm going to have sex with Nazis they should at least have the uniforms.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Ironically, part of the reason I'm disabled is that I was run over with a wheelchair as a child by a disability activist. I wish I was funny enough to make these stories up because my life would be much less awful.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The biggest problem with sting operations on hookup apps is that you might accidentally fuck a cop.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I for one do not want to have a run in with the Amtrak police for some unsatisfying sex. Thank you very much.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I swear to God every profile reads like a goddamn stroke victim making a burrito order. Minimum 6 inch, No rice, no beans, no fems, no trannies.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The entire purpose of Grindr is to enable low effort, high privacy, purely sexual hookups for closeted homosexual men. It's designed for closeted Republicans. It's a parks department bathroom for the middle class.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm pretty sure it would be something like " no mozzarella, Low-Fat cheese only, no oil" and that would specify like very specific Italian stereotypical subtypes. Like you're willing to fuck white piedmontese Italians but not those swarthy sardinians.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They really really really upset when we counter pitch "we're not going to vote or volunteer for you". It's the second one they really hate though, because the Democratic party is not so secretly reliant on the LGBTQ community to provide a hugely disproportionate number of volunteers. They hate that

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Unfortunately, I don't have access to an amphibious assault ship and a cohort of special forces operators.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I need one where randomly they just skip behalf of a paragraph because their eyes drifted off for a second and then came back to the wrong place.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I feel like it's hard to forget Grindr is run by chuds when every single profile has 13 different code words for the phrenological categories they won't fuck. I had to learn like 40 new slurs just to understand who these people didn't want to have sex with.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's fun quotes like this that are making me anticipate with glee any and all upcoming attempts by tech to comply with Trump's syntactic proclamation that AI must now be Super intelligence. Super intelligence porn. Super intelligence girlfriend. Super intelligence waifu. Good Luck With That

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I watched them drag bleeding fucking children through the streets in zipties UNDER BIDEN. Nobody stood up for them then, why would they expect us to now.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Nobody likes me. Why doesn't anyone like me

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wasn't particularly brave, but I was there to watch them try exactly this, and I was there to watch cops ram a tank through a window and run them down with guns and gas grenades I was there to the fucking Zionist rioters beat the shit out of them. People who say this shit haven't paid attention.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Are you hungry? If not, are you on ADHD medication and just not noticing you're hungry? If it's not those two then it's probably trauma.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

They insist on being French *at* the English. They also insist on being French at the French, who consider them lower than dogs. Generally, I don't respect the opinions of the French though.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

It's a relatively new trend in coffee shops they have tea and pastries and yemeni coffee. Mostly they're distinguished by being a place you can actually sit down and enjoy your drink, which you can actually order in real cups and pots, while not being as crushingly expensive as a restaurant.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I will admit the Yemeni coffee shops are a fun new trend.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I managed to lose over 2 inches and still b 6' it's not fair

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Don't worry, once I inject the hydraulic fluid that should clear everything up, you might cause fires though.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Fracking my girlfriend for validation.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sounds like your inseam is too tight. You're either wearing them too high or you need a higher waisted trouser.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Watching this clip it has become self-evident to me that allowing Susan Collins to run for another term is elder abuse. This woman needs to be gently led to a chair in the sun by some nice people and told nice stories about how she's definitely in the Senate and she just needs to sit in her chair.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I suspect that no matter how many firefighters there were, there would be no firefighters to defend this particular building. Even they have limits.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

This place is not a place of honor. No great deed is commemorated here.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

How do I become good at talking to women on the internet?

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I'm not teetering, I am hanging off that brink by the loose nail that's gotten tangled in my shoelace.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Okay but everything you say is obviously about me. It's definitely not because I'm a narcissist. It's because everything everyone says is about me, I'm just that special.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Okay, how do I vote for James talrico if I don't live in Texas because I need to immediately do so

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I wish I didn't hate myself, but I would prefer not to pass on the condition to others.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Please do not take your cattle prod in the bath.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

One of my hotter takes is that Biden's "at least three" "don't play games with me kid" was Good Posting. It also made her look so dumb.

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Fishbed @fishbed21.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Well I guess all those shrimp boats won't need diesel if they're upside down and half a block inshore... Fuck.

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