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Max 🦑⚓

@fischybusinesss.bsky.social
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#TridentsUp | Victor Robles defender, goal horn enthusiast, tolerator of Seattle sports | he/him 22 🏳️‍🌈

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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I really need to remember to post here more lmao
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Making my return to bluesky from the Thunderbirds game to say I don't think I even knew that "pulling the hair" was a hockey penalty
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I really gotta start posting here again more lmao I keep forgetting to
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
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Molly @crazycalico.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Here take this. You need her.
Small white kitten with their eyes still closed being held for the first time. 

Mom holding Roz as a baby.
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Happy pride bitches
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Everyone wish Bodie a happy 11th birthday!!
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Brittney Bush Bollay @brittneybush.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
Go Sounders imo
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Who will I see at Mariners pride night tomorrow 👀
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy four year anniversary of one of the most iconic Tiktoks of all time
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Happy pride month motherfuckers
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
5:30 on a Wednesday is crazy lmao?
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Ok like... Boooo not the Oilers But get unequivocally, thoroughly, and entirely fucking bent Vegas LMFAO
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Update no one asked for
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
How I feel rn as I scour stubhub/ticketmaster/gametime/etc for resale tickets to Six at the paramount
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
@crazycalico.bsky.social is spot on
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Molly @crazycalico.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I heard someone refer to Tomáš Hertl as Hertl the Turtle and now that's all I can think about when I see him play.
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This is the one and only time I will ever say this but THANK YOU PORTLAND.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Everett #FoundAWayToChoke
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
LMFAO FUCK OUTTA HERE EVERETT
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Compress Him
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I can't even lie I'm shocked the birds made this series competitive lmao Anyways see y'all in next year
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
RATZY
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Oh my god Ratzy. Holy fuck
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
RATZY HOLY FFFGUJCK
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I don't want to harm anyone here so I will refrain from commenting on this 😶
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Smaller local elections matter a lot too! Don't forget to vote in those as well
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I think that was one of the more intense games I've seen at the ShoWare in person I can't recall exactly which game but there was one vs Kam loops in the 2022 conference finals that still holds the title of most intense game I've seen there tho
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Home and now being held hostage by Bodie, who gets very angry when I stop petting him
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
LETS FUCKING GO BIRDS AND EVERETT STILL SUCKS
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Whatever Ratzy needs, give it to him I'm so serious He is carrying this team on his back rn
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I'm fine
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
If someone took my blood pressure right now it would be concerning
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Whoopsie
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
RATZYYYYYYYYYY
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Now Everett is doing the classic "we're losing control of the game so we're gonna lay a buncha hits for fun" routine
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Oh my throat is gonna be RAW tomorrow
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I STOOD UP AND YELLED ON HARD AT THAT I GOT LIGHT HEADED
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
LMAO BUSCH IS DUMBFOUNDED THAT HE'S GETTING A PENALTY THERE
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
PILLING HATTY WATCH
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Ref show lmao
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
That goal didn't need to happen lmao If the refs had 1/4 of a braincell we wouldn't have been in 5 on 4 rn
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Wes @pacificnorthwes.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
🎶I'd sooner buyyyy defyyyying fascism Kiss me goodbye, I'm defyyyyying fascism And you can't pull me down! 🎶
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Lowkey wish we could get a "refs you suck" type chant going but instead of refs it's the refs name Maybe that'd whip em into shape
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Wow these refs are blind
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
What is "holding the stick?"
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Max 🦑⚓ @fischybusinesss.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
🔥🔥🔥
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Molly @crazycalico.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Date night with my favorite guys. @fischybusinesss.bsky.social @nucksnbirds.bsky.social
Showare center all pretty in blue ready for game 3 of this series
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