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Seth

@nucksnbirds.bsky.social
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Vancouver Canucks, Seattle Thunderbirds, Seattle Kraken, Seattle Sounders, Chicago Cubs, BVB, and long-suffering Mariners fan. 🏳️‍🌈 I mow your dad’s lawn.

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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Correction: it’s a 1973 Pinto
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
That happens 100 times a game. But sure. Let’s call it now.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wenatchee is going to be a pain in everyone’s backside with this structure
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Consent is hot. Hart is not.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Michael Scott's Blank Face in The Office
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’d like the team from last Saturday, please.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Shutout streak ends at 156:28
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Campbell drives a rundown 1985 Tercell
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thank you, crossbar 😬
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wenatchee’s defensive structure is solid. This is driving the boys nuts.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Mushu: My Little Baby
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Snowman on the board. 8
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MARTYYYYYYY
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
First, he levels a PG player on their own hit. Then, he scores? It’s Laraque season, babyyyyy.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I’m not going to have a voice tomorrow, am I?
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
LOVSINNNNN
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O Captain My Captain - Dead Poets Society
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
New season. Maybe I should be back on here.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
MALI OMG
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
That’s a nice shutout. I’d hate for something to happen.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
“Hydration break” at 75°. Calm down, FIFA.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The overwhelming booing at Kell’s when they showed Mr Brainworm
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Yoooo. That wasn’t the goal this half.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Does Australia understand there’s another half of the pitch?
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
For the same price as USA/AUS, I could fly to Dallas, watch Sweden/Japan, stay the night, and fly home the next morning. Someone talk me out of this. Obie would kill me. (And so would my mom). 😬😅
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Heja #Sverige #Eurovision #Eurovision2026 #ESC2026
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I fly out to Vienna for Eurovision in six days and I haven’t started packing or been able to go shopping for new stuff to wear. This is fine. I’m fine.
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a polar bear standing on its hind legs with the words * scream * above it
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Vees flopping all over the place
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
A PP GOAL?! IN THIS ECONOMY?!
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
You know what? We got a home win to avoid the sweep. All the pressure is now on Penticton. Just enjoy the game, boys. Play fast and loose.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
*internally screaming* No sweep for you, Penticton!
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
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a man in a green shirt is eating a sandwich with the words life on mars on the bottom right
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I want to die
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Remember when the Birds led 4-0? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I bet Ingram is dying inside to FINALLY have to call something against Penticton
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I’m convinced they will never call holding against Penticton.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Settle. The fuck. Down. Birds.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Birds. Don’t.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Ingram got his wish in getting PEN a PPG.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
DUNN DUNN
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a blue and red sign that says law & order
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Big kiss to that crossbar
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
#GoBirds
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a white and red flag with a red cross on it
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What even is holding?
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
What a bonehead move by McCallum. Thanks for the gift, bud.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Welp! Ingram tonight. Doomed.
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a cartoon character holding a sign that says the end is near
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
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a little boy in a blue shirt is talking to a woman in a parking lot .
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I think that’s game
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Sigh
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Portland is getting destroyed. I love to see it, but I'm conflicted.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Confirmed: After the embellishment call, Everett will trade for Norrie in the offseason.
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Seth @nucksnbirds.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
That kid found out.
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