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@fisak.bsky.social
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PNW transplant. Dad joke extra, ordinaire.

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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
This looks lifted from scene in The Hangover
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What are your takeaways from this?
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Recessions with 6-7% deficits are hard to come by
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna name her Carnitas or Pozole?
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Marshall was a great Frog OL (and pro) back in the day. Well deserved honor. And my ... how hard it must be for him and his big ugly peers to watch the OL product on the field tonight.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tight spirals. A literal get out of jail card free.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are your employees just extremely/unusually healthy or they prefer to pay medical costs out of pocket? Or are they accessing or getting healthcare covered through some other mechanism (spouse's insurance, subsidized program etc)?
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Welcome to the Josh Hoover experience
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Only really dug in on exactly how he or his boys can monetize said guardrails.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That story is going to write itself.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ELI5 me please.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Holy hanky panky Sankey!
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Is that a doggy wetsuit? Or did Poppy just get out of beach Jazzercise?
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Siri: Is it a good thing when your titties are bigger than your sugar babies?
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
And for sure don’t check out how many yards he’s thrown for …
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Be sure to not to look at Delaware QB name if your maturity age peaked at 13 like mine.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Why SF? Lots of more central easy to fly cities with tons of hotels (Chicago, Dallas, Houston, Denver etc)
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
A willingness to be complicit and abetting is the key trait this admin filters for in hiring and promoting. Seeking Linkedin taglines like: All in | Hard-Charging | Dedicated to the Cause | Victory at all Costs | Patriot | Get Shit Doner Future headlines: Sycophant. Accomplice. Guilty of ...
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Must be repealed or reversed
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Bearded clamfish
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Jayz Stare
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Same guy?
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Uncle Rico's Iconic 'No Doubt' Quote
ALT: Uncle Rico's Iconic 'No Doubt' Quote
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Unbelievable
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Any regrets to this post?
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
This will induce my second trip this week down the Nirvana Unplugged rabbit hole. A (former) acquaintance slandered Kurt’s singing setting off the first trip.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Technocrats all going to Musk their way to obscene wealth and power
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Misspelled renegged
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The administration also says he shoots 71s and wins club championships. Maybe on his first 13-14 holes.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
bwahahahaa
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
“I JUST DON’T SEE WHY YOU’RE SO ON THE SIDE OF THE BILLIONAIRES, JESSE.” HIGHLIGHTS: The Dr. @abdulelsayed.bsky.social interview with Jesse Watters in 4 minutes👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/Dcd9fJp...
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Chewed him up and spat him out. More of this please.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The name of the game for the ~300-400 legislators in house and senate who care solely about their own incumbency, power and wealth they accrue in exchange for delivering their donors agenda.
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David Isaacs IRL @swede700.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I'm tired of people trying to make issues out of non-issues to distract you from the actual issues that matter.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Congrats!
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Kestrel Flying Out of Tree Nest
ALT: Kestrel Flying Out of Tree Nest
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
The only meeting Hakeem Jeffries should be having with Jared Kushner is to tell him he’ll be subpoenaed by the House for a corruption investigation on day one of Democratic control of the House. This is just pathetic stuff from the House Dem leader. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/23/u...
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Jeffries and Kushner Meet Privately as Midterm Attacks Fly
President Trump’s son-in-law and the man in line to be speaker of a Democratic-led House discussed how Democrats and the administration could work together.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOOOOOOO somebody finally asked the transphobes if they know any WNBA players besides and NOPE
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Queue a vicious cyclosporis of outbreaks and consumer suffering. But hey, a few key donors got amazing Q2 bonuses.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
What is the process for a new House leader (majority or minority) to be selected after the election? Jeffries and Schumer need to go.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Nested in a crate of Gold Bond powder
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Boo this man! How does this specific message get disseminated to the public that DJT is stealing from their national treasure? It's a bipartisan issue as 3 in 4 across party lines report an interest in NPS and ~65% of adults say they've visited one in last couple years.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
It’s true. It’s embarrassing. It’s sordid. It’s a violation of Melania’s NDA. It requires disclosures on diapers and health conditions.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
LOL. Tactical adult diaper.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Wow. The courage and duty on one hand, the cowardice and dereliction on the other.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Let me guess. Donny Jr just happened to make an investment in and gain a BOD seat in a company that offers this competing technology.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
WNBA playoffs start 9/27 and run through 10/30. Trying to manufacture an issue to rile the base and sync with midterms press cycle
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I bet a lot of NPS users and enthusiasts voted for DJT in 2024. This message needs to land hard in Red/Purple areas that have clear defunding impact.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Turns out I've been subscribing to Geico T-FSD and it ***** sucks.
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I'd definitely buy a copy of "From One to Zero"
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
its like an inverse standing desk. You sit on the floor? My back, hips and knees are hurting just thinking about this. Tell me more? What is the benefit?
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Fisak @fisak.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Derpy Ouroboros Cartoon
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