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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau

@firewalkercosteau.bsky.social
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Kim thought this would be a neat way to get my ideas out there instead of standing in silence staring into the void that engulfs us all that we call our soul. In the dark times, should the stars also go out? I’m in my 30’s….. shut up…

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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 6m
Pomni gets a taste of bloodlust for the first time and it makes her nut extra hard when Caine agrees to go along with it. She comes down and realizes how fucked up the whole thing was and turns to see Caine there with knife and Gummigoo ready to stab and is like “Oh, I thought— no? We’re not now?”
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 18m
Home of the Cowards Land of the Mass Surveillance Fuck America
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Reganelite 💙 @reganelite.bsky.social · 1h
Full card for Tonight’s on Ring of Honor show! @ringofhonor.bsky.social #WatchROH #ROH #AEW
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 1h
Anger is a seductive emotion. It’s very easy to just be angry. Gotta control it. Save it for when it’s appropriate and necessary.
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 1h
The Three Faces of Bryan Danielson #AEW
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 1h
Ya know, you’re not wrong…
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 1h
Too lazy and stupid to put on a condom
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 1h
My fave part of that series was season 3 where Adult Swim producers asked them to go darker after the success of the Nature 2 part finale Then they go in to see the new episodes, saw the rapist episode, and cancelled the series immediately for being too dark. This is why you ignore producers
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
She’s not gonna fuck you, dude.
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$ex Toilet the Ying Yang Man @redicnomad.bsky.social · 2h
Having a job is cool until they start asking you to do things. All downhill from there ~
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
I mean Powerslap counts as a sport, right?
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Fats Falafel @fatsfalafel.bsky.social · 15h
Y'all been doing yaoi fanfic meanwhile this is all I see
Two dogs staring at each other from different cars
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
They look like if Bryce Tankthrust started doing meth
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
WWE has created a clear delineation in pro wrestling: Are you here to be a talented and respected wrestler? AEW, NJPW, ROH, the Indies Are you here for a paycheque? TNA, NXT, WWE
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gracie @iluvrabbitz.bsky.social · 19h
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
Plenty of her out there getting he back blown out by Adam
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
Nice of them to warn us so we can not watch
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
Stone Cold, The Rock, Brock Lesnar, Kenny Omega, Will Ospreay. Make sure he bites down when he does it
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
AND ANOTHER THING This term “AI” is horseshit. These LLMs are not AI. AI is Artificial Intelligence, which is a person in a computer. Actual AI would reject requests based on things like them not feeling like doing it. Actual AI would be disgusted by this bastardization and beg to be destroyed
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
And I do not care how many times you jacked off to 2B or GLaDOS, these “AI” are not people! They don’t have personalities! They’re not your friend! These are Language Learning Models. These aren’t sentient and living beings. You’re jacking it to a glorified spreadsheet
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
Life is meant to be an experience, and other people are meant to be experienced as part of it. Computers are a tool, not your goddamn friend you delegate a chunk of your life to because you’d rather be watching Survivor.
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 2h
Shit like this is why people hate this fake AI, because it’s given lazy, talentless, dipshits an easy way to keep coasting by on other people’s work. This world, your life, it’s not a goddamn spreadsheet that you pumped numbers in and out of.
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Victoria Strauss @victoriastrauss.com · 23h
Canada is refusing to issue ISBNs to books primarily generated with AI. This illustrates both the urgency of the problem of the growing flood of slop books, and also the toothlessness of addressing it on the honor system without there also being consequences for lying
Use of artificial intelligence
By registering with ISBN Canada, you declare that your book was created by a human author. You may use AI tools only for limited support tasks, such as brainstorming ideas, checking grammar, or formatting your book. You must not use AI to generate the text, create the artwork, or translate the book. ISBN Canada does not issue ISBNs for works whose content is primarily generated by AI. LAC is currently reviewing its policy regarding the use of AI content creation and our guidance is subject to change.
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 4h
I dunno about everyone else, but for the last 35 years I've only heard of fraternaties 2 ways: 1. In movies as wacky and quirky where the protagonist lives. 2. In real life being connected to some sort of brutal murder, rape, or gang rape and cover up. If there's more to frats I haven't heard.
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Nichole @pezdispensing.bsky.social · 20h
Your Castle. My Castle.
The literal Dalton Castle in England.The literal Dalton Castle in AEW/ROH
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 12h
Money
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NHATional Scissoring Day ✂️ @nhathanielh.bsky.social · 14h
happy 10th anniversary to this game
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 14h
What the hell is Bryce Tankthrust doing there? Naaaaah, that’s insulting to Bryce, she’s way hotter.
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SimasTheMoze @fullpounder.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Remember the days you'd come across an image like this and cackled to yourself, knowing somebody spent hours upon hours of their life painstakingly drawing it in detail? That's a joy I will never forgive A.I. for taking away from us.
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 15h
She is! And she’s a fashionista (which means the doll is now dressing up people) and she also practices witchcraft (making her a…. Voodoo doll) in this little number where you can see her joints a bit better
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 15h
Magnum vs Blue Steel
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Zoolander Blue Steel & Magnum Look Meme
ALT: Zoolander Blue Steel & Magnum Look Meme
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 15h
She looks like if Bryce Tankthrust did meth
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Kimberly Spirit 👻🪦 @kimspirit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
post a meme made by you I hope parodies count
"if it sucks, hit da bricks" da sharezone meme but it's Samoa Joe walking away from a dive attack. It says,

"just walk out. You can leave! Work, social thing, moonsault, springboard, crossbody, tope suicida, plancha, flying nothing, cops if you're quick, company named in sex trafficking lawsuit. If it sucks... Hit da bricks! Real winners quit."
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 15h
Al least we’ll be able to grab them all in the same place at once
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Jessie Gender @jessiegender.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It’s like Skydance is aiming to form the Avengers of shittiness rich men imaginable.
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 21h
new Death Riders first-person POV just dropped
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
Look, I know, he’s an asshole, but I’m not made of stone, folks!
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
Would
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
Did anyone else watch at the guy get up, act stunned while turning to face the crowd and think “Uh, bro, that’s Mortal Kombat that does that.”
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🎃 J. Margot Witch 🎃 @jmargotcritch.bsky.social · 22h
So she's an 11, is what you're saying.
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
It’s ‼️COCKTOBER‼️ you 🐺 WHOREWOLVES 🌙 and 🧛‍♀️ CUM-DRINKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏿‍♂️‼️‼️ RESKEET💦 this post like a SEXY🧟‍♀️ MINDLESS🧟‍♂️ZOMBIE 🧟 and show everyone that you deserve ALL THE 🍬CANDY 🍬 🌽 CORN 🌽 shoved up YOUR ASS!!!
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
Lying whore interviews lying cunt
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
Brandon Rogers should sue for copyright infringement Or at least take comfort in knowing they’re way hotter
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
When did Bryce Tankthrust get an invite to the Oval Orifice? ….nah, know what, that’s an insult to Bryce who’s WAY hotter.
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
Because he sure as hell would never lie?
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
Naaaaah, this is a terrible insult. Bryce wouldn’t lower herself to the level of King FatFuck McChildRape and his cabal of pedophiles
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
When the fuck did Bryce Tankthrust get hired there?
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
I mean look at him right now, he’s basically preserved like a SlimJim so would that be shocking?
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 16h
And I’m completely sure that money absolutely will not immediately be in the pockets of more rich cunts The wrong Kennedys are dead
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Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau @firewalkercosteau.bsky.social · 17h
They’re gonna walk onto Broadway and vanish
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