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@firegroupie.bsky.social
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Dumpster fire extraordinaire 🔥 Mother of Men | Damn Yankee in the Deep South | Philadelphia Union Fan | Introvert | Former Singer | Workaholic | Needs a Sarcasm Font | 🔵

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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If only….#DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
What is happening!?! 🎩🎩🎩 #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Why is Alladoh still on the pitch? #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This game is a shitshow. 😂 #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Putting Damiani and Alladoh on the pitch at the same time just doubles the likelihood we won’t score. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Are we really up a man when Alladoh is on the pitch though? #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can Cav and co overcome the man-up curse!? #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
#DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
How that #callaway ad isn’t all over Bluesky by now is beyond me.
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Alladont is in. Again. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is such bullshit. The ref completely lost control well after time. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Having Alladoh on the pitch is basically playing a man down. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Alladoh. Just. No. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Love the kids taking it to Messi. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Card the coach for this bullshit. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I can’t decide if I’m more annoyed that we have Miami announcers on tv or relieved that I don’t have to listen to Lori Lindsey. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Damiani earning his paycheck tonight! #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Y’all hear that? All we need are better solutions! Thanks Lori! 🤦‍♀️ #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
If only we had a decent sub for Damiani. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
This is embarrassing. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
#DOOP flashback to 11 years ago. My boy (at left) getting some time with some legends plus the full autographed jersey (still have it).
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
LOL! #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Alladoh is just bad. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I know this is petty and probably not terribly important, but Harriel as captain confounds me. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Alladoh is still Alladoh. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Ridiculous. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I hate when we’re up a man. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
The Up-A-Man curse lives on. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Apple needs to lose the MLS rights. They can’t produce their way out of a wet paper bag. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Why is Damiani still on the pitch?? #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Damiani still sucks. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Louis Vuitton, Tom Cruise (??), and center line seats at $38k. FIFA- totally in touch with the heart and history of the game.
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I keep thinking about Cabo Verde. The way they showed up against Argentina. Pure heart and determination against a team they had no business even coming close to beating. They didn’t just “believe” or ask “why not us”. They lived and breathed it the whole match. The US? Barely showed up.
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That friendly in March made it clear that 🇧🇪 was going to be harder than the US prepared for.
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
E. T. T. D.
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Talk about the wrong stuff.
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
E. T. T.
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
E. T.
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
E.
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
FFS, the tattoo should have been enough. Now…on to the USMNT match that is now stained by the orange ball sack.
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Rui Pinto, count your days @thombomb816.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
This sport is dumb and I hate it. I’ll be back in two hours for the Switzerland Algeria match.
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I’m so sick of VAR.
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Has this been done
Marco Rubio lunging for water with the words "pausa de hidratación" over the picture
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Commercial (so called hydration) breaks during a soccer match are just wrong. #USMNT
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Sturm B. @sularus.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
The purest Union move this summer window would be to sell Iloski. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
#DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
We have a serious deficit in our defense- and our coaching. Neither thing is easily fixed. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
And now the best defender we have. Sure! Let’s take him out too. The 2nd half game management is atrocious. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Carnell should be sacked for taking Cavan out of the game. #DOOP
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DumpsterFireGroupie 🐍 @firegroupie.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Damiani and Alladoh on the pitch is like a sink with an open drain…sucks allllll the life out of the offense. #DOOP
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