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@firebrd86.bsky.social
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MDZS, FF7 | she/her | 30+ | stringing random words together & hoping for the best | occasionally 🔞| pfp: @2istoomany | AO3: PixieLeader | Minors DNI

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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hearts Are Made To Be Stolen Art inspired by @lwjsbuns.bsky.social fic for the @bottomjibigbang.bsky.social
Art showing Lan Wangji sitting under a Willow tree next to a grey horse. Wei Wuxian is hiding behind a rock off to the right, watching Lan Wangji
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
✨ I Know You By Your Heart✨ @pombaere.bsky.social and I are so excited to share our @bottomjibigbang.bsky.social fic for this year! 💗 Literary enemies 💗 Forced proximity 💗 Tenderhorny Wangxian 💗 Dominant bottom LWJ 💗 Rated E, 33k words, complete Link 👇
Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandoms:
魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
Relationship:
Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Characters:
Lan Zhan | Lan WangjiWei Ying | Wei WuxianLan Huan | Lan XichenNie HuaisangLuo "Mian Mian" QingyangXiao XingchenNie MingjueSu She | Su MinshanMadam Lan (Modao Zushi)Qingheng-jun
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe - Modern SettingAlternate Universe - College/UniversityThe Horrors of Grad SchoolFluffAngstAnal SexAnal FingeringIntercrural SexBondageOral SexShower SexPast Character DeathBottom Lan Zhan | Lan WangjiDominant Lan Zhan | Lan WangjiLan Xichen and his Nebulous PolyculeRidingThe Horrors of the Publishing IndustryPast Relationship(s)Enemies to LoversForced ProximityRip Mama Lan 5ever in our heartsBad Parent Qingheng-jun
Language:
EnglishI Know You By Your Heart
katje, PixieLeader
Summary:
"Gentleman, what a perfect time to inform you of the revised requirements of your major assignment for this class," Professor Xiao Xingchen told the pair. Wei Ying was forced to sit down. He knew that tone, and it said that Professor Xiao was done with their bullshit, and wouldn't hesitate to toss one or the other out of the room for the rest of their creative writing class.

"I believe that this will be a treat for you, given how much you like a challenge." Professor Xiao's smile could only be described as diabolical as he looked at Wei Ying and Lan Zhan. "I'm assigning you both to discover the joys of co-writing a novel. I believe that the classic office romance with rivals to lovers trope would be delightful, with the added spice of an unhappy ending. Doesn't that sound like it works to both of your strengths?"

Wei Ying's stomach dropped and he heard the chair across the table screech as Lan Zhan stood abruptly.

I'm gonna fail, Wei Ying realised. I'm totally gonna fail and it'll be all his fault.

OR

Rival MFA students Lan Zhan and Wei Ying discover the beauty of the enemies to lovers trope.
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
#mdzs #wipwed Wei Ying is STILL goin thru it, but now he's dragging Lan Zhan with him in this little snippet for @bottomjibigbang.bsky.social I will never not find Lan Zhan's horror at microwaved tea hilarious, thank you very much 🤣
Thankfully, Wei Ying was good at being a slippery little sucker, and freed himself so that he could make it over to the sink to get water. He might have lost his emotional support blanket in doing so, but he was still free! 

"Wei Ying," Lan Zhan huffed. Still in control, but his patience was fraying. Which wasn't Wei Ying's fault! Lan Zhan just didn't know how to be a good visitor! 

He leaned on the edge of the sink, filling the mug with water. Ooft, he was tired. And hot. And cold. Maybe he could nap for a bit, maybe for a few years. Surely he wouldn't need long to get over this flu.
"Is there anyone I can call for you?" Lan Zhan asked from behind him. "You won't accept a doctor, but where is Nie Huaisang?"

He answered as he was plopping a tea bag into the mug. "He's off doing Huaisang stuff. Secret. Weird. Maybe convincing a bunch of people to worship him. Hey, how many minutes?"

Poor Lan Zhan looked adorably bemused by the question. "How many minutes?"

"In the microwave?"

"In the microwave? What does the microwave have to do with anything?"

Wei Ying gave a somewhat wet snort. "How else do you make tea?"Had he not been afraid of coughing up both lungs if he tried, Wei Ying would have laughed at the horrified expression on Lan Zhan's face.

"You make tea in a teapot. With water boiled in a kettle." Lan Zhan moved quickly and took the mug out of Wei Ying's hands and pushed him very determinedly toward his bedroom. "Bed. Now. You are not making me tea. You are not microwaving tea for me. Nor are you going to be doing anything but resting."
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
#mdzswipwed with Wei Ying being Very Dramatic for @bottomjibigbang.bsky.social Someone get him some Lan Zhan cuddles, STAT
Wei Ying tried to suck in a wet breath through blocked sinuses, failed, and heaved an even wetter sigh. It sounded gross, and he felt even grosser. “Don’t be mean, I’m literally held together by snot and pitiful moans right now.”

“So dramatic. Go play your tiny violin on a street corner and see if someone will donate a fainting couch for you to drape yourself over like a frail Victorian maiden.” Nie Huaisang huffed. “I won’t be back for another week. Why don't you call your parents to come and take care of you? Maybe they'll keep you from doing something stupid. Again.”

Alarm was an ugly shiver down Wei Ying's spine. “No, no, no, that’s not an option. Mama will be all cruel kindness and awful home remedies that she inherited from Aunty Baoshan, and Baba will quietly support her as retribution for my folly.” He adored his parents, but their bedside manners were full of tough love and sketchy recipes.
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
#MDZS #wip *Slides @bottomjibigbang.bsky.social wip art across the table* *Runs away*
Cropped art of small Lan Wangji looking down
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Blooming for you Written for the @wangxianaction.bsky.social for @oldchere.bsky.social! Thank you for your prompt, I hope you enjoy! 😈 3.6k oneshot 😈 LWJ transmigrates into his favourite omegaverse book 😈 Oh no LWJ is an omega??? 😈 Top WWX/Bottom LWJ Link: archiveofourown.org/works/81120766
blooming for you
PixieLeader
Summary:
Transmigration sounds fun, right? Right.

Except, Lan Zhan has just landed in someone's lap and his body is doing things he didn't authorise, experiencing instincts that make no sense outside of a book.

... his favourite book. Oh no.

He's in his favourite omegaverse book. And he's going into heat.Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
Relationship:
Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Wei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Characters:
Lan Zhan | Lan WangjiWei Ying | Wei Wuxian
Additional Tags:
Alpha/Beta/Omega DynamicsIsekai and TransmigrationNestingFluff and Smutbaby's first heatLan Zhan transmigrates into his favourite omegaverse bookAlpha Wei Ying | Wei WuxianOmega Lan Zhan | Lan WangjiBottom Lan Zhan | Lan Wangji/Top Wei Ying | Wei WuxianAnal SexKnottingOral SexLan Zhan gets his ass ateLan Zhan | Lan Wangji Gets Railed
Language:
English
Collections:
WangXian Gotcha Against ICE
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
I'll order one heart please (yours) 💗 Coffee shop AU 💗 Two idiots falling in love 💗 The horrible reality of choosing a coffee order 💗 2.3k words, one shot 💗 The Great Coffee Shop September #FFVII #Sefikura Link below
Ao3 tag summary

Rating:
General Audiences
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
Relationship:
Sephiroth/Cloud Strife
Characters:
Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII)Cloud StrifeGenesis Rhapsodos
Additional Tags:
Barista Cloud StrifeAlternate Universe - Coffee Shops & CafésAwkward FlirtingGenesis Rhapsodos Does What Genesis Rhapsodos WantsIdiots in LoveAutistic Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII)
Language:
English
Collections:
Coffee shop AU collection
Stats:
Published:2025-10-01 Words:2,354 Chapters:1/1 Hits:0I'll order one heart please (yours)
By: PixieLeader
Summary:
How was it even possible for there to exist so many variations of coffee? He could only think of two; coffee with milk and coffee without milk.

Or

It begins with a whole bunch of indecipherable coffee options. It ends with two idiots in love. The fun is in how they get there.
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
What's this? Another wip for #MDZS #wipwed? Thanks to my cowriters big brains @lemonlush.bsky.social and @pombaere.bsky.social, the Lan brothers are GOIN THROUGH it
The moment they get outside, Lan Xichen focuses his disgruntlement on Lan Wangji. “Didi, don't get huffy with me. I'm not the one who tried to parallel park in front of a fire station and ended up crashing into their firetruck and two trash cans. You know you can't parallel park to save yourself.”

Oh, so they were playing that game, huh? Lan Wangji narrows his eyes at his brother. “Says the man who tried to flutter his eyelashes at the police chief’s son to try and get out of his eleventh parking fine of the month. Who also put so many Boomer Mom inspirational signs in his car that there was no hope of seeing any other car on the road -”

Lan Xichen squawks in indignation. “Don't you dare bring my -”
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
It's #MDZS #wipwed... *chucks this at you and runs away, screaming COFFEE SHOP SEPTEMBER*
“One jasmine green tea, brewed at 80 degrees celsius, coming right up!”

There's a warm, fuzzy feeling that Lan Zhan gets when his favourite barista at his favourite cafe gets his order right. Not that he expects Wei Ying to get anything wrong, but he's been burned - sometimes even literally - many times before by baristas who think boiling water is perfectly fine for brewing green tea.

Lan Zhan drops some coins in the tip jar before moving away from the counter to wait. He even decides that today he's going to stand in the sunbeam that shines through the large windows of the cafe. It's just the right time of year to make it toasty warm and not a laser. Spring in Melbourne can be any one season in a single day, but it looks like the September morning has decided to be kind.
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
#FF7 My fic for the FFVII Summer Holestice exchange is here! 😈 AGSZC 😈 8k one shot 😈 Cloud crash lands on a planet and awakens four hungry gods 😈 Plot what plot/pwp Link 👇
AO3 screenshot of my fic "If my star falls (would you catch me)
After crash landing on an unknown planet, Cloud Strife accidentally awakens four ancient eldritch gods, and they each want him for themselves.

So of course Cloud needs to make a choice, and they're all going to do their best to make sure he chooses them.AO3 screenshot of tags
Rating:
Explicit
Archive Warning:
No Archive Warnings Apply
Category:
M/M
Fandom:
Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
Relationships:
Zack Fair/Angeal Hewley/Genesis Rhapsodos/Sephiroth/Cloud Strife, Sephiroth/Cloud Strife, Zack Fair/Cloud Strife, Angeal Hewley/Genesis Rhapsodos/Cloud Strife
Characters:
Cloud Strife, Zack Fair, Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII), Genesis Rhapsodos, Angeal Hewley
Additional Tags:
Alternate Universe, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Bottom Cloud Strife, Top Sephiroth (Compilation of FFVII), Top Zack Fair, Top Genesis Rhapsodos, Top Angeal Hewley, Genesis Rhapsodos Being Genesis Rhapsodos, Enthusiastic Consent, Body Worship, Monsterfucking, Gods and their sacrifice, Spitroasting, Wingfic, Bite/nail marks, Breeding Kink, Sex Pollen, Wing Grooming, Anal Sex, Face-Fucking, Come Sharing
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
Lianlian and San Lang send you warm wishes! (Well, Lianlian does, San Lang is just waiting for Lianlian to pay attention to him again)
A photo of San Lang and Xie Lian minidolls smiling at the camera
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
FF7 Exchange fic submitted! I'm so excited for all of the other works to be revealed. This week is going to DRAG
Screenshot of AO3 showing a mystery work gift for Pixie leader that will be revealed soon
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
#FF7 Just another day in the Loveless forums, and Genesis is arguing about some kind of obscure reference with faceless people Don't they know he is just a bunny? Would they really argue with him if they knew?!
Small round bunny sitting on the keyboard of a laptop staring at the screen
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
🥹🥹🥹🥹
Sketch of someone on hands and knees crying heart emojis
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
#FF7 If someone tells Cloud he reminds them of a chocobo ONE MORE TIME, he's gonna go for their ankles Can't they see that he's a bunny? 😤
Surprised looking bunny
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
#FF7 #Sefikura Sephiroth when he tries to look cute for Cloud
Photo of a grey bunny wearing a light blue dress
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
HAPPY DAY OF BIRTH TO THE BABYGIRL OF BABYGIRLS, HANGUANG-JUN, LAN WANGJI, LAN-ER-GEGE, LAN ZHAN!
Chibi lan zhan with pale blue hearts floating around him, looking very innocent
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
#mdzswipwed when the meet cute goes wrong 🤣
Way to make friends, Wei Ying. You should know better than this. He tried again. “Do you like my garden?” He waved at the profusion of summer flowers around his cottage. There was no order to it; he liked to toss seeds in random places in spring and see what happened later.
It didn’t stop him from being proud of it, though.
“It -” His pretty new friend stopped and looked down at his feet. Wei Ying tilted his head, wondering if maybe he was shy…
The sharp little squeak was so unexpected a sound that Wei Ying jolted. What - had he - he took a step forward, wondering why his friend was frozen in place, not even appearing to breathe…
He forgot about his gardening tools. That single step was all it took for his foot to hit the spade lying on the ground, and that was enough to send him tripping forward, right into - “Oof!” They hit, or rather, Wei Ying hit his friend, and they both stumbled this time. He had a brief moment of Oooh, he’s solid muscle, before he then went plummeting to the ground
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
It's #mdzswipwed here in my part of the internet, so please enjoy WWX setting eyes on LWJ for the first time 🥰
Oh. OH.

As an established, confident man in his 40s, Wei Ying usually had more poise than this. Unfortunately, like his twenty year old, decrepit computer that he couldn't bear to part with, the blue-screen was inevitable.

Wei Ying.exe has stopped working.

It took him a moment to realise that the beautiful sprite staring at him was probably staring out of disgust. The contrast between them was stark; Wei Ying had been gardening all morning around his cottage, and was dirty and sweaty and just gross. By comparison, the beauty standing before him wore something white and flowy and perfectly suited to the warm weather, his long braid of hair tied at the end with a blue ribbon. Want to touch, but can't touch.
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Tighten the Bonds took me a year to finish because I was never happy with the second chapter. But I'm so happy that people enjoy it, I'm really proud of it!
Screenshot of my fic Tiggten the Bonds on ao3, showing that it has 1,438 kudos
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
I'm so excited to share my art created for the Topxian RBB, accompanied by a wonderful fic by @wordsofraven.bsky.social! I'm so incredibly honoured to have this art get some words for it! THANK YOU RAVEN! You should all go and give Raven's fic all the love! Link 👇
Lan Wangji is tilting his head back, neck exposed, eyes closed. A hand reaches to his neck, a red ribbon tangled around the fingers. The ribbon connects to Lan Wangji, where it loops around his neck
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
listen close and hear the heart New fic for @topxianbang with art from @lemonlush.bsky.social and beta read by @pombaere.bsky.social 💫 Fairytale Wangxian 💫 Dragonji and Beggar!Xian 💫 Typical Wangxian speed run to happily ever after 💫 Explicit, 4.7k words Link 👇
Tags for fic: lan zhan/wei ying relationship
Additional tags: alternate universe - Fairytale, location: Yi City, dragon lan zhan, beggar wei wuxian, villain xue yang, yi city characters are doing the most, wei wuxian's sexy brain, typical wangxian falling in love speed run, bottom lan zhan/top wei ying, inspired by artListen close and hear the heart fic summary
It looked like the kind of town where poor, wandering souls went to die. Where the lonely, the destitute, and the hopeless languished and waited for an end that may come quickly or not at all.

Or

Beggar Wei Wuxian stumbles across a curse that needs his very particular attention. He ends up finding his heart.

Notes:
Thank you so much to my wonderful artist lemonlush for such a GLORIOUS piece of art that inspired this fic! It changed my brain chemistry, and I hope you will enjoy it too!

Thank you as well to my beta cas - you're AMAZING. And lastly, thank you mods for the Topxian RBB! You ran this event flawlessly!
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
listen close and hear the heart New fic for @topxianbang with art from @LemonLushFF and beta read by @pombaere 💫 Fairytale Wangxian 💫 Dragonji and Beggar!Xian 💫 Typical Wangxian speed run to happily ever after 💫 Explicit, 4.7k words Link 👇
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
HEHEHEHE
Screenshot of my profile page centring on my follower count, which is 666
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Well. At least there was an attempt 🤣
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
the harder the rain (the sweeter the sun) My @bottomjibigbang fic co-written with @pombaere, art by @jianqzai & @o_rbin, beta by @lanjehan1 LWJ tries to bake but gets a demon instead ✨️ Witchji and Demonxian ✨️ Fake dating until it's not fake ✨️ 40k words, E Link 👇
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 13/10/2024
the harder the rain (the sweeter the sun) My @bottomjibigbang fic co-written with @pombaere, art by @jianqzai & @o_rbin, beta by @lanjehan1 LWJ tries to bake but gets a demon instead ✨️ Witchji and Demonxian ✨️ Fake dating until it's not fake ✨️ 40k words, E Link 👇
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 13/09/2024
It's not wipwed, but I've been working on a new fic for the @topxianbang! WWX has discovered a tasty mystery, and you know him - he's gonna figure it out! (Alt text in the image)
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 27/06/2024
Long time no #mdzsww for the @bottomjibigbang Sometimes, the quiet moments reveal the most 🥺
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 03/06/2024
Noodles by the best noodle artist out there have ARRIVED Thank you so much, Lexi and Bumble, for putting so much love into these wonderful items and sending them all the way to me!!! I can't stop smiling!
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 26/05/2024
Time to say goodbye to the bird 😭 I can't deal with how unusable my app is right now 😭
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 15/05/2024
It's time for a baby #mdzsww for @bottomjibigbang! Please enjoy WWX living out his MCR dreams Alt text in the images!
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 04/05/2024
Merxian: I went from food to marriage material. That's definitely a glow up Merxian, to merji: Do I get a choice here? Merji, still pulling him: You already gave it to me when you offered me the sturgeon Merxian:
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 21/04/2024
Opossumxian at Bathtime 🐾 Domestic fluff 🐾 The horrors of bathing a toddler 🐾 Opossum shifter WWX 🐾 Modern setting 🐾 3.9k, one shot 🐾 Written for the Yuyu Respectarium Reverse Bang 🐾 Art by DizziDreams!
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 17/04/2024
It's #mdzsww again today in my part of the world, so please enjoy some confusion on WWX's part for the @bottomjibigbang He just wants to go shopping, but now he's being judged 😔 Alt text is available below and in the pic captions!
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
LWJ is suspicious
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 13/04/2024
Forever is Sweeter with You - for Viv as part of the @MdzsMixtape exchange! 💗 Tooth-rotting fluff 💗 Established relationship Wangxian 💗 1.7k, one shot 💗 Featuring Wei Ying's moonlight serenade Link: archiveofourown.org/works/55166110
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 04/04/2024
A little snippet for #mdzsww for the @bottomjibigbang! WWX is indulging in a bit of self care, and he hopes you are too!
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 14/02/2024
#BabyLWJSeason Babyji's mama always told him that when you blew bubbles, you would discover what your heart wanted most. But, being a smol bebe, he thought he was too afraid to find out A Babyji thread featuring art by @/lycheeeart for their doodles for Gaza!
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 04/02/2024
Me: *minding my own business* My brain: There are pieces of media that are just waiting for you to hyperfixate on, but you don't know about them yet Me:
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 03/02/2024
Someone tell me to finish this wip for LWJ's birthday It's so overdue 😭
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Become My Breath and I'll Be Your Heart Fic for @subjiminibang with art from @/lwjtitluvr! 🪢 Modern AU - Office romance 🪢 EA LZ wants CEO WY to bend him over 😏 🪢 Mild bondage 🪢 Sub LZ / Dom WY 🪢 One shot, 7.4k words Link 👇
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
WY saw a tiktok of a bunny always eating really long dandelions. So he acquires one for LZ's bunny Tofu! With the speed at which Tofu eats the dandelion, WY is convinced that Tofu enjoyed it!
Sketch of a lop eared bunny eating a dandelion
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 16/01/2024
Took a few hours away from twt and drew LWJ's bunny Tofu eating a dandelion I think he's enjoying it
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
Stolen from the tl bc I'm curious what y'all think!
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
Lan Wangji never stood a chance
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
Princeji masquerades as Generalxian on his way to a discussion conference Generalxian thinks he can handle being this close to Princeji - it's an easy protection mission, it's not like he can fall in love MORE. But then he sees Princeji being all capable and shit Generalxian:
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
Princeji masquerades as Generalxian on his way to a discussion conference Generalxian thinks he can handle being this close to Princeji - it's an easy protection mission, it's not like he can fall in love MORE. But then he sees Princeji being all capable and shit Generalxian:
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
Without downloading any new pics, what’s your energy going into 2024?
Chibi capybara with a bird riding on its back above the text: Think twice? I don't even think once
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kaey @firebrd86.bsky.social · 30/12/2023
NEW FIC: Babyji In Bloom ✨️ Compilation of cleaned up BabyLWJSeason threads ✨️ Tooth-rotting fluff ✨️ Family feels ✨️ 3.2k words, 5 chapters ✨️ Part of a new series: Seasons of Babyji ✨️ Link below!
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