fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 9hNot sure this reads how they think it reads. Anyone proofreading this stuff?? Like, anyone human I mean... 674
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 13hUsed to think it was confusion because of light pollution, until I read that they're imprinting their unique family song on to their eggs while there are no other distracting sounds ❤️ 010
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Recently met the young family who'll move in, made me feel a whole lot better about it. Hadn't seen anyone but tradies so I worried it was someone just putting up a spec home for "investment" purposes 😏 If the block next to theirs gets built on I'll be crabby though, it's my direct moonrise view 😉 010
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Looking forward to welcoming you then 🤗 110
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026And none of us caught the flying pot plant 120
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My grandcat watching on my Mum's tv when he was just a baby. Wish I had pics of bigger him at my daughter's but we were too busy peeling the bugger off the precarious shelf hanging high above her tv from where he apparently thought he had a better chance of catching the birds as they flew off 😏 180
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Reminds me of a pastel drawing by my father in the 60s 033
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I literally screamed in frustration the other day when my *otherwise independent feminist atheist auntie in her 80s told me her husband "put her down as Presbyterian" on the census 🤦 010
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I have an appointment at 2pm on October 14th and I'm already annoyed that it will feel like 1pm. 100
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026So many things these days just make me want to go oh just faaaark off 031
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I knooow😭🤣 Skinny, smelly, pale and flaky, with long dark hairs. Sounds like a horrible return to my traumatic insecure pubescence 😵💫 020
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I googled what my arm will look like when the plaster comes off, and I'm definitely not looking forward to that bit. I will go in armed with deodorising wet wipes, exfoliator cloth and a shit ton of moisturiser! 280
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I've never heard her speak before, but now I keep expecting her to say "Oh, Archie!" (Apologies to Jean Stapleton) 110
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comAidan Turner as Mitchell: Sexy Vampire LookALT: Aidan Turner as Mitchell: Sexy Vampire Look 020
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026You have a lot of faith in the aim of my wrong hand 😁 000
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Looking forward to resuming my "normal" Springtime routine of constant duckwaddling/Cossack dancing along my gravel paths and driveway pulling out weeds! My plastered up wrist and smacked up hip have prevented me at the *worst possible time this year 😏 I'm sure the neighbours have missed it too 🤣 121
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes haha... although the pesky creatures do sometimes sneak in under the net and cause a ruckus 😏 120
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What catchy name would you give a period of two decades of this choice? 🤔🤗 120
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's mainly just the plaster now that's stopping me from using it, which is of course the purpose of the damned thing 🤣 Two more weeks and I'll be back outside pushing the mower and digging out weeds. Then I'll know I guess 😬 I'll be pretty mad if I end up with two useless flippers 😏 120
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Oh nice memory 🤗 I lived in a street where the mostly older residents looked after us as newlyweds too. 000
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Haha, I'd reckon they probably blamed their mums! 110
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Not bad advice though! The cutlery thing is actually doing my head in at the moment with my broken left (dominant) wrist. Told my daughter I eat like an American toddler having to put the fork in my right hand, wrong on so many levels 🤦 230
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Don't forget daylight effing savings as well 021
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I think they just make up the rules as they go there 110
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes, I've heard that too, but that's the drug Mum had to drink for her voluntary assisted death and they were very adamant about drinking the whole dose before losing consciousness in case it was just enough to have left her trapped in her own body with god knows what horrendous damage. 110
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Bloody hell, what state have they left her in? 110
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I was pretty lucky with mine though...apart from my dreadful hormonal teen years we agreed on just about everything 😘 Which just shows I'm always right too now 😂 120
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When Mum had sheep on her tiny farm in the 80s she had a tool called an elastrator. I said ooh I need one! (She said "in banking?!?" and I said "definitely!!") But after breaking my wrist I don't know if I could still manage to squeeze it open 🤷😏 Pity. 240
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Were they even his to begin with I wonder? So glad my Mum didn't survive to witness the man behind the curtain 😞 She was so relieved at that election result. 140
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have an old photo somewhere of me at Mme Tussauds in London, standing with and giving "the rude finger" to a wax dummy of John W Howard (indistinguishable from the original btw!) and wearing that same insincere grimace...as Trump 😏 000
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Well done to Rosemary! So glad for you and your wonderful team Kon ❤️ 010
Reposted by @fionapatton.bsky.socialStevie W @steviestevew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The Google plant, sorry - DG, not having a clue what the people love about The Doctor Now, if this twit were to cast themselves as the villain to be defeated by the Doctor… That’s something that we could all get behindstatic.klipy.comDoctor Who: Tom Baker Says 'No Thank You. Not Today.'Alt: Doctor Who: Tom Baker Says 'No Thank You. Not Today.' 0141
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Apple Tree Yard, written by Louise Doughty. Mark Bonnar was perfect for that role. 110
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Her son looks so like her, but has a beautifully well modulated accent. According to him, her natural voice was nothing like Lizzie 🤗 000
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 30/09/2026www.instagram.com/reel/DY2VZvt...instagram.comInstagramCreate an account or log in to Instagram - Share what you're into with the people who get you. 110
fionapatton.bsky.social @fionapatton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Aww no, poor Lizzie! (I'm actually acquainted with her son IRL, she was an amazing woman) 100
