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Fiona

@fionag.bsky.social
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Doing my emdr for birth trauma
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
it is in absolutely everybody’s best interests to develop some hobbies aside from Phone
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Taco Bell Breakfast Crunchwrap (Steak), Popeyes Chicken Sandwich (Spicy), McDonalds Fries (Discounted from App)
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Thank you “Going to Port Washington” by @themountaingoats.bsky.social for being the only song that consistently gets my 3 month old baby to stop crying mid meltdown. If the mountain goats ever release a kids album, we will buy the first copy. She’s a fan already!
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I think I’m mostly a good mother so far except that I call my baby by my cat’s name at least once a day
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
So much of pregnancy is like listen to your body and it’s like, girl what if the body has an anxiety disorder
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
a wedding influencer I hated while I was getting married is now a baby influencer I hate while I’m pregnant, the circle of life
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Gavin G @ghgronen.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
Rob Reiner is so much more than just a director, but I am struck at his ability to be so versatile during that great span of movies he made. Rather than dwell on the constant, horrible conversations, I want to celebrate someone who I hope will be remembered as an artist for real human emotions 🧵
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
They should invent a proton pump inhibitor that works
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
people on threads complaining the parade broadcast has too many commercials. girl you are watching the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade on NBCUniversal Comcast Peacock, where all the floats have always been “United healthcare’s sugar plum fairies” with a lip synced performance by rick astley’s nephew
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
feel like I’m turning into the dead cockroach I saw in the Costco parking lot the other day. Very Costcoesque.
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 19/10/2024
I’m hearing reports Bluesky is back
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
I got a minor brain injury that prevents me from spending too much time on internet right around the same time that everyone started switching to bluesky, what’s the vibe over here these days?
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 22/10/2023
Hey just wanted to let you know your order is ready on the counter at blue bottle
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
all the swifties are learning about football and buying travis kelce jerseys, I took things a step further by getting an actual concussion
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
they should invent a smoothie that is salty (don’t say soup)
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 25/08/2023
the new sign for a woman in crisis isn’t getting bangs it’s have 6 different Notes app notes about how to start a morning routine
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 22/08/2023
Red-pilled, blue-pilled, nah son I’m lactaid-pilled
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
When it’s time to do the wave at a sporting event
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
MFA Twigs
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Party’s over (my husband got a bluesky invite)
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
“Girl dinner” this, “girl dinner” that. What about “marketer lunch” ?
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Fiona @fionag.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Yet another app for me to threaten to start a newsletter on
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