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Fio Fiorello

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dude this guy is

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
20 yo Spellsword: so yeah even though it's ice-enchanted it can still infuse with the Stream of Zalaran for additional dark affinity 50 yo Warrior: you can't get a good axe that just does physical damage anymore. it's all elemental flavored shit. in my day a melee weapon would never scale with INT
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this isn't brainwashing this is just a light ideological rinse
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
GUY WHO'S ONLY HEARD THE VILLAGE PEOPLE SONGS "IN THE NAVY" AND "YMCA" (hearing Macho Man for the first time): What the hell? What organization is this one supposed to be about
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
back in the day we had John's Cash, Bill's hope job. Now its 2026 and we have not got it Eddie Good
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm so sorry son. Growlithe found a fire stone in the back yard and we had to put him down
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I one fuckdred percent agree
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new number done come out. One Fuckdred. It's like One Hundred except it's Fucked. Plus new law says everything costs a Fuckdred bucks. No hagglin
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
fuck you, you smug monkey. how the fuck am I supposed to see no evil? I don't control everything I see
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
jacking off again in margaritaville
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sucked Off By A Neutrino And Other Bawdy Tales of Science
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(supervillain voice) Play that funky music white boy! Play that funky music till you die!
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Magic Missile knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position t
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
i once got busy (had unbelievable diarrhea) in a burger king restroom (technically just outside the restroom)
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting dick from my nutritionist we call that Diet Dr's Pecker
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Walked past a woman doing this but with a song "Waterloo" but the only word she knew was "Waterloo" so she just sang "Waterloo, doo da da doo da da Waterloo"
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Every lobster is completely unique if you care about the content of their character rather than the color of their carapace
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I think the punchline is meant to be the play on words between draw (a picture) and draw (your weapon), like she's giving the command the same way an old west gunslinger might challenge you to a duel
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they fired me from Winn Dixie because when i used the deli slicer i kept critting the olive loaf for 9999 damage
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
i know for sure my blood-line has forbiden blade knowledge because whenever i pick up a knive i start doing mysterious moves and techniques without even thingking
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All Paulo's Eve @oneofthegoodpauls.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Remember everyone you meet is fighting a battle you cannot see. They move super fast like when Goku fought Perfect Cell and only a handful of characters were even able to track their movements. You're like Mr. Satan and you think it's all a trick. But it's not a trick.
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
lord give me the wisdom to know when a new equip is worth losing my set bonus
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Omega 3 is a preposterous name for a vitamin. do they even know what Omega means?
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
the Tomatometer goes from Rotten to Fresh. But, regardless of their quality, throwing tomatoes at all is a response to a bad performance. Sharks, I am proposing an alternative Tomatoes to Panties scale
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
using top of the line age progression technology to create a 100% accurate computer rendering of what I will look like tomorrow
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
time will prove you right when they cure that man by freezing his ass with a beam
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TO DO: think of a joke that works like this but for Cruel Youth
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TO DO: think of a joke that works like this but for the band Crying
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
they're called Studio Killers because it would kill them to put out another studio album
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i get taken by surprise every time. by the time I even realize my wallet's empty, that moth is just a dotted looped line in the air
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
First night rabbit of spring
rabbit on someone's lawn at nightsame but another angle
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
PEOPLE POSTING ABOUT THEIR KID ON INSTAGRAM: 5 years ago today Braelynn Cailyn Smithers blessed us with her beautiful life 🥰 PEOPLE POSTING ABOUT THEIR KID ON BLUESKY: my toddler keeps saying "let's do that" when we watch Survivor. you wouldn't last one fucking tribal council, kid
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you are being called to develop Whalefall: Rogue
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The full print ties are probably corporate promotional items, but it is pretty easy to find older ties for manager uniforms. They have much subtler designs though
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looks like it wasn't a single collection from 1994. This seller on eBay helpfully provides images that show that McDonalds produced these over many years. 1994 is still the oldest date I can find on these full print ties.
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And then some oddballs like this one where I can't get a handle on when they were made. This one has a real post-9/11 vibe but that could just be a strange coincedence
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Looks like there was a large run of these ties made in 1994, some of which include historical logos but none of which match the tie in this photo. Dare I say some of the designs are equally stunning
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I think I might be circling it. It seems like McDonalds produces ties in this style very frequently. The last one here even has the early 60s logo
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Based on the very specific logo on the tie in this photo, it *should* be easy to track down. McDonald's only used the this strange "slash through the arc" logo from 1960 to 1962. Sadly this is the only tie I can find online that even uses this logo at all. I won't stop looking for the tie
a pretty chintzy Bolo tie with the 1960-1962 McDonald's logo
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i am just that excited to start the day
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Big Boobahol may not be safe for women who are pregnant, nursing, or planning to become nurses
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 10/09/2026
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
when I was a kid I couldn't really understand the lyrics but now that I'm in my 30s, I too would rather have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in my ear
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Uh yeah I'll have a 21st Century Schizoid Man Oh and what the hell, it's the weekend, go ahead and (Include Mirrors)
man ordering from a restaurant patio
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nice bulb temperature kid, is it wet?
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
the whole Volcano family is like that. used to live down the street from them in Long Island what a mess
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
wow they even got the original colors that played the colors in Undertale
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
sorry boss can't come in tomorrow, one of the Morgans of Morgan & Morgan is named Ultima.
Headshot of Ultima Morgan, Attorney
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
(trying to blend in with the canadians) 🎵 O, Canada The pipes the pipes are calling 🎶
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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Mama Mia, Pappa Pia, baby's gone to Bulgaria
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Shoes (COMMS OPEN) @shoesbedrawin.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Uncle Phil Classic Mode Ending
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