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FinchBeak

@finchbeak.bsky.social
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Communist. Lover of lemurs, perfume, poetry, travel, ballet, birds, and wine. Trial attorney by trade. AuDHD. BougieAF. Boston you're my home.

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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 20h
From one of the college boys:
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 20h
Not mad at the college boys who were like, "WE HAVE A RANDO CAT IN THE HOUSE WHO DO WE CALL?" And they called the middle-aged white lady on the first floor. They understood the assignment
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 21h
I am so mad I called her
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 21h
If I see this boy outside again he is coming home with me. Fuck that.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 21h
I asked if she even wanted him back. I was happy to take him. Because letting him outside was dangerous. When she said she wanted him I said, then you best keep him inside.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 21h
She finally got him. I told her, in no uncertain terms, if I see him again, she ain't getting him back
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 21h
It has been almost 20 minutes she still isn't here.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 21h
But also...we are the superior intelligence? (For the most part...)
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 21h
When I got a hold of her she told me to just "let him out." Ma'am. I am not doing that. I told her she needed to come get him and that I was not comfortable letting him out and I was concerned that she let him out.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 21h
I am so mad. The two college boys on the third floor called me because they found a cat in their apartment. They didn't know what to do so they called me. I called the number on the tag. His owner just lets him ROAM FREE
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, removing lettuce leaves from what? Is this just iceberg? I have questions, Amazon 😂🤣😭
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's Antarctica season on Sky Cards!
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What. The. Fuck.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hulu is out of its fucking mind with this price increase
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okay, but dislikes 100gsm paper is very specific and funny 🤣
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was just going to ask if it was accurate before seeing your reply that it is 😂 Most of mine were accurate because they predicted I have cats because I buy my litter through them. But this has no basis in reality
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Also, my BFF turned me onto the veggie lasagna you can take home and bake. It is 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That is VERY specific 😂
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wut?! Massachusetts would never.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
GAHHHHHHH. WHY ARE JUDGES JUST LETTING DAs JUST DO THINGS WITH ZERO CONSEQUENCES?!!?
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was just told on a work call that I would "be left behind" because I refuse to use AI.
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Fuck You Bitches
ALT: Fuck You Bitches
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
LoL.
Has flocks of aggressive city birds.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂😭 Shady, but true
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
None of the men cast even remotely say "Boston" to me
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Got my Delta eCredit. Will try to get a refund for the ProAves reservations. Or at least a credit. Gonna see if I can find some place I can try to do a short trip with him or be comfortable having someone else look after him.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I just had to cancel my 15 day trip to Colombia because I can't just ask someone to take care of Checo for half a month
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Alright. So it took until the very last episode of the first season. But the Agency does deviate from The Bureau. And, I am glad, because now I can continue watching this show.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me when people say, "but I only use ChatGPT for math"
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Alec Baldwin: You're The Problem (SNL)
ALT: Alec Baldwin: You're The Problem (SNL)
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought he was gonna be the villain. NEWP. Once again, capitalism is the villain.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
He is Matt Smith doppelganger! And, of course he has 6 kids. What an asshole.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I am 💯 going to spend the bulk of this movie yelling at my tv screen
K2 is the second highest mountain on earth

In 2021 climbers attempted to make history by being the first to teach the summit in winter
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Okay. BUT IS THAT BUDDY GARRITY PLAYING THE SUPER SECRET AMERICAN?
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So, one of the previews before Primetime today was the new Sense and Sensibility. I love me a Jane Austen adaptation, but something about the trailer was...off putting? I can't quite put my finger on it.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Since getting Checo last week and taking epic walks in our neighborhood I was surprised to see sooooo many of these signs. The only one that didn't anger me was a homemade one that said "no trespooping" and it was because a kid/s had decorated the tree and tree pit 😂
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me: why does this plot feel so familiar? Show: very specific undercover spy shit in Iran Me: *le sigh*
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So The Agency is just an American version of The Bureau.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"mind boggling" only if you have lived in a cave since 2024
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I regret ditching my car when I moved back here maybe a few times a year. But overall one of my better life decisions.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a friend whose daughter is trying to do teach for America here next year and wanted to know if having a car was a good idea. I was trying to explain the absolute fuckery that is Boston parking and yeah, I think she will be taking the T and the Bus
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jesus fucking christ. Let people sit!
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I didn't even need to click on the link to know who is proposing this.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yeah, this ain't gonna go well for those traitor states.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I've never actually seen it!
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was even more annoyed that T2 wasn't covered when I went and I was one of 6 people in the entire theater Like, get your shit together and advertise this!
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As someone who worked at a theater during high school and college: do not fret about the popcorn waste And they are very particular about counting the small, medium, and large cups/buckets of things
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The subscription even gets me to see things not covered. Last month I did a double feature of the Dog Stars (covered) and T2 (not covered)
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I got my A List two months ago. It basically pays for itself with 2 movies a month!
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Did you watch the documentary on Netflix?
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Darth you can taste the oranginess from the pic
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Things I am happy to never know: what the fuck a parlay is.
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