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FinchBeak

@finchbeak.bsky.social
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Communist. Lover of lemurs, perfume, poetry, travel, ballet, birds, and wine. Trial attorney by trade. AuDHD. BougieAF. Boston you're my home.

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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 45m
Jesus fucking christ. Let people sit!
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 1h
Yeah, this ain't gonna go well for those traitor states.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 23h
Things I am happy to never know: what the fuck a parlay is.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 23h
Let's go Red Sox!
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 23h
Okay. So one of the reasons I decided to adopt a dog again was for my own mental and physical well being. There would be DAYS where I would not leave the house. And getting my steps in? A pipe dream. Enter Checo:
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay. Watching this Pastor's Wife documentary on Netflix. Obviously a lot of insane shit. But...having sex four times a day? I'm sorry, that is physically miserable. You would be RAW - even with a lot of lube.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Normalize just wanting to be a boots on the ground attorney. We don't all want to be the head of a department, or be an equity partner, or EVEN BE A PARTNER Let us millennial lawyers practice in peace 😭
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching the documentary Predators before I go see Primetime later this week.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I started playing Death Stranding today and I don't know if I am going to continue. This is my first Hideo Kojima game and yeah, it's pretty, but man, why do I have to balance myself walking up a slight incline? ON SUPER EASY MODE
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Checo blends into his new bed so well that if it weren't for his collar he'd be invisible.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Okay. I have THOUGHTS. I crossed out the shows where I felt like I watched almost all of it. Like, I didn't cross off Stranger Things because I lost interest about 2 episodes into the second season. I have watched 66 of these. Also - why didn't the NYT make it easier to track?
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I watched this live. This three minute or so clip does not do justice to the absolute insanity of the TWO songs they played. And the camera man...you know he was thrilled about getting the audience reactions.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Holy shit, did Williams actually bring a proper, working upgrade to Baku?
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Checo is home!
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because I am a benevolent Globe subscriber, here are the screenshots from the viral story about the lesbian bar in Greenfield.


The August 31 Instagram post from Last Ditch Bar and Arts Venue, a lesbian bar in Greenfield, was upbeat, teasing a new DJ lineup and a volunteer meetup. But partway down the rainbow-hued post labeled "UPDATES!" was a sentence that would splinter the queer community in this small Pioneer Valley city and beyond.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Because I am a nerd I ordered this Zaandvort/Max hoodie and it arrived yesterday and I was so excited to have a new hoodie... AND IT DOESN'T HAVE POCKETS
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Rhinoceros was amazing. Watching Paul Giamatti physically transform himself on stage...he's gonna get a Tony.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I would like to have ONE FRIEND who does not show up late to dinner reservations that are made before a show. Reservations were for 6. He is still not here. He decided Uber would be faster, during rush hour, from Boston to Cambridge. Now Uber isn't getting here until 6:50. Show is at 7:30
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Catching up on Silo and the reveal that The Pact was AI generated is
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Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y'all. I don't know why it didn't occur to me until just now. But he has got to be a Checo @cadillacteamf1.bsky.social
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fall migratory birding is always a little rough, but managed to get two lifers on the walk at Rumney Marsh this morning - a Savannah Sparrow and Semipalmated Plover. Life list now at 563!
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I will bring this distinguished gentleman home later this week after he gets his balls cut off! 😂 He needs a new name. Current top pick is Tacitus.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guys. Guys. GUYS www.lowellhumanesociety.org/adoption/pet...
lowellhumanesociety.org
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
No! It's there!
[Burps, farts, groans] closed captioning in Slow Horses scene with Lamb and Standish in the backseat of a car
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Entirely depends on if you can actually sing.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Came in second place at trivia tonight. Hadn't been in ages. Still love our team name: Ayatollah IOLTA
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
LoL. Learning the lesson that 'not taking a side' is, indeed, taking a side.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I've been watching/listening to that crazy plastic surgeon pro se murder trial in Florida and it is legit fucking insane.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay, birdle for September 15. I just know this because I have a particular affinity for this type of bird USA Lower 48 Birdle 2026-09-15 🐦🐦🐦🐦 www.play-birdle.com/lower48/
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Birdle
A bird version of the NY Times' Wordle. Six guesses to identify the bird of the day.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Absolutely losing my shit over this bird
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apparently there are people out there who did not think Mariska did a good job tonight? WTF?
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Is this the first award show to finish early?
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don't even like Taylor, but that was genius. Also, who knew Mariska Hargitay had jokes!?
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Man, do I love what a sulfur cleanser is doing for my skin? YES Do I love that I smell like sulfur for over 24 hours after using said cleanser? NO I can't imagine dating someone and using this. Because they'd go in for a kiss and you'd smell like the gates of hell.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I really should have re-watched the first season of Dark Matter before starting the second, but I just finished the latest episode and I think I'm mostly understanding what the fuck is happening. This is not a show where you can just casually watch.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
If Max had to let that little brat through along with Hamilton only for Hamilton to have brake issues I will fucking rage.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
OMFG I need the constant glazing of Kimi Antonelli to fucking stop. He is not the second coming of Christ.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When you think shit can't get anymore insane with this case... I cannot imagine that either side, if this juror properly disclosed this, would have wanted him anywhere near this jury.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
LoL. Apple doing shit Android has done for years. Again.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Nothing like being excited about a surprise package on your doorstep only to go and pick it up and realize it is the Cologuard test your doctor ordered for you.
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Old Fart Fart Love
ALT: Old Fart Fart Love
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Okay. I'm exhausted. Going to bed.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
LoL. My brief return to the hellsite has potentially brought us over an old school law twitter person! PLEASE HOLD
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So. I still have my twitter account because I don't want some Nazi to take my user name. I don't post. But sometimes it is the only place to get up to the minute news. I used this during the Lindsay Clancy trial. Holy shit.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
PIERRE FUCKING GASLY!
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Watching Backdraft. A 1991 movie. It will be perfect.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
LoL. The Lioness is so bad. And yet I still watch.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's more than a little odd to have Mark Wahlberg, hate crime felon, be in a movie about the civil rights movement...
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This man needs some body guards the way the press scrum is attacking him. JFC.
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
LoL. Look at this fucking loser. His name is nukermc so you can block after I do it
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FinchBeak @finchbeak.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Catching up on Strange New Worlds. I have no idea what the consensus is on this episode but I LOVED the puppet episode.
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