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Filthy Creature

@filthycreature.bsky.social
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Heteronormative gay man in the streets, Grippysockjail puppygirl lesbian in the sheets. Follow for shitty memes and a detailed chronicle of my descent into madness. 🔞-ish 30’s | nb/gf | any #stinkylittlememesfordaddy Pfp by @baphypaws.bsky.social

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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Hazeldid Donuts Being Filled
ALT: Hazeldid Donuts Being Filled
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
youtu.be/ORxw68y3lyw?... I don't think any of you understand how badly I need Nicholas Holt in a wolf mask oh my god please god please
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How To Rob A Bank | Official Trailer
YouTube video by Amazon MGM Studios
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You fool. You were supposed to drink that AT the fun run. Now how will you stay hydrated?
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm not privy to Chinese social politics, but I assume their motive is the same as the people in America who hate female college students, minus the Jesus stuff?
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
!!!
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I was not expecting Resident Evil to be Zach Creggar's funniest film yet, but it was. An absolute laugh riot.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
😧
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
@andylandofficial.bsky.social Hey, love the game. I was just wondering if there's a lore reason for why the sad jester is caked tf up?
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Porn parody of John Wick called John Dick. He fucks three men with a pencil.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
What kind? Handlebar? Charlie Chaplain? Fu Manchu?
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I've heard someone say that 42 is the 69 of gen-x'ers, which is ridiculous, because 69 is the 69 of gen-x'ers. Have they not seen Bill and Ted?
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Can't tell you how funny I find it that the LGBTQA+ community decided that the flag for straight people look like an old-timey cartoon prisoner uniform like the fucking Hamburgler wears.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I think the best way to summarize the problem with Zach Snyders Watchmen adaptation is that Zach Snyder thinks Rorschach is cool.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
#stinkylittlememesfordaddy :3
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
You know the funniest thing about the odyssey culture war drama? Eliot and Lupita were in that thing for like 5 minutes each.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Watching odyssey in imax and the projector isn't skewed properly :/
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I hate the trope where a girl jumps off a building to get a guy she like and also suspects is a superhero to save her and reveal his secret identity. Like, girl, have some self respect. He's not worth it. Ive seen it like 4 times. Stop.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I hate when the game over screen of Deltarune asks "is that all you've got?" YES TOBY, THIS IS ALL THAT I HAVE! ITS STILL NOT ENOUGH! WHY DID YOU MAKE THIS PINK CAT SO HARD TO KILL? WHY DO YOU HATE ME TOBY? WHY DONT YOU WANT ME TO HAVE FUN????
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
So did @gooseworx.bsky.social get harassed off tumblr by her psychotic fanbase, or was her account nuked by the transphobic mods? We will never know.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
When I was a child I would confuse Gullivers Travels and Gilligans Island. I could never remember which one had the dude get tied up by tiny people.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Please god please it'd be so fucking funny
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I will never forgive The Big Bang Theory for making "bazinga" one of my tick phrases. I've never even watched it. I don't know how this happened. Somebody fucking kill me.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pride swag
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
lesbians into fisting are like tiramisu full of ladyfingers
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
#stinkylittlememesfordaddy
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
With the price of RAM and new consoles, I've given up on the idea that I will ever be able to play GTA6.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
On one hand, im sick to death of cape-shit. On the other hand, I really want to see Jason Mamoa as Lobo. :/
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Im not convinced she wasn't a fed and it was a psy-op to make us hate the environment
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
*chuds
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Sure, I might live slightly longer, but is this wretched half-life truly worth it?
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
God i miss cigarettes so fucking much. There's literally no greater pleasure than smoking a cigarette while drinking coffee. Transcendent. Orgasmic. You ever try drinking coffee with nicotine gum in your mouth? Disgusting.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
They made us watch that in my high school environmental science class I stg
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Hilarious that chids are now being forced to pretend they enjoy an Uwe Boll film.
Youtube thumbnail of a random chud with the worst facial hair you've ever seen pointing at the poster of that super racist movie starring the only guy to ever get canceled for being an actual cannibal.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Thinking about films I can show for movie night that will ensure nobody has a good time. So far I've got Skinamarink and Mad God. Anyone got suggestions?
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is one of the most annoying fucking things in the world you me. One of the weirdest, most talented and inspiring musicians died a horrific and gruesome death at a tragically young age, and you're playing the "hurrdurr fake fans" card? Genuinely disgusting.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Can't believe you didn't post the animated music video youtu.be/TuJqUvBj4rE?...
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DDWIWDD (Dan Deacon “When I Was Done Dying”) | Off The Air | Adult Swim
YouTube video by Adult Swim
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
#stinkylittlememesfordaddy
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Im gonna have to start reposting gay furry porn again to scare them off
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Tana @justmostlymemes.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
The shipping fee is the final test to see if you really wanna buy something
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Some new people have started following me because of my post about the Reflection Pool. This was a grave miscalculation on their part, and I will not be held responsible for the things this account will subject them to.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
True patriots will defy the liberal nanny state and exercise their freedom to eat paint
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Bunny Bunny training arc @fitterflittermouse.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I wonder if any of Elon’s other children bully that one he gave a super weird name
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Our beautiful President is giving out free Gatorade in DC today. All true patriots should take a big ol gulp to show how much they love their country. 🫡🇺🇸
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
You're not allowed to like this post either this one's dumber than the fart man post
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Hey what if I just responded to everything everyone said with "omg that's so male-brained of you" regardless of their assigned gender at birth or current gender identity for like an entire week? Would that be funny or nah?
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Capri @capricapybara.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
i think Lex Luthor's original origin story was that Superman blew off his hair and he got mad. Which sounds silly but it is absolutely the kind of pettiness you'd expect of a billionaire today.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
They'd better fuck this time, or im not watching that shit.
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
If anyone asks me about my politics ima just send them this and refuse to elaborate #stinkylittlememesfordaddy
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Me literally everytime after I hangout with new people:
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Filthy Creature @filthycreature.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
youtube.com/shorts/rRQHr...
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E-Romeo & E-Juliet 💕
YouTube video by Oliver Tree
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