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Filip Spagnoli

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
@CethanLeahy

Me: oh wow, this shop has everything my heart desires!

Spooky shopkeeper: yes, I will warn you... every item comes with a price.

Me: yes, I know how shops work

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Spooky Shopkeeper: The price may be more than you expect to pay.

Me: Yes, I know how US taxes work, too.

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Shopkeeper, increasingly exasperated: I'm trying to tell you that I'm evil and offering these wares with no regard for the harm they will do!

Me, also increasingly exasperated: I know what capitalism is too goddammit
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Kimberley Johnson @kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Almost 20.000 people have been executed in the US. More than were guillotined during the French Revolution. And yet only one of these events is called “the terror”.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@marceldirsus.com Serendipity in the timeline:
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well to be frank: that’s how you say it, innit?
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Could it be the other way around? Suffering from this kind of physical appearance (probably through no fault of his own) has engendered hate and misogyny?
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not one of them having the brain cells necessary to construct the thought “hey aren’t we looking fucking stupid next to this”
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It’s entirely consistent when you understand that the purpose of such measures is to make it harder to integrate and thereby justify efforts to curb immigration and deport those who are already here
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This photo is in the Wikipedia entry for dickhead I assume. If not get to work people.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I remember that during his first term we often wondered based on some of his less insane tweets whether an adult in the room had taken his phone away. Wonder no more.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
They probably talk like this on their dates - if they have any - and then wonder why it went so badly
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This person clearly has a fetish for humiliation. And daddy issues. So young uns: if you want to make it in the world avoid therapy at all costs
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I blame reality tv for all our ills. The timing is right, and it’s staring us in the face.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I now understand why the right wants to get rid of empathy. They just don’t get it.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
It’s the things touched by water that are wet
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
As opposed to a liar - who has 2 be careful to construct a coherent fictional world - a bullshitter can just firehose the world with nonsense knowing that the laws of probability will make some of it come true, thereby assuming the cloak of the prophet cos the amazing “predictions” blot out the shit
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Yellow stars were too expensive?
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My sense is that 90% of twitter use by real people is people having to go over there to check "this can't be a real tweet can it?"
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Reactionary is short for “people should know their place”.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
It’s easy to be friends when all is lost.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Next: Kid hits head on Rock
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Cops planting evidence. News at 8.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“But I repeat myself”
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Can I still toss it? (www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?t...)
urbandictionary.com
Urban Dictionary: tossing the salad
tossing the salad: A slang-term indicating the use of one's tongue and lips to lick, suck, and penetrate one's anus for the purposes of sexual stimulation:...
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The opportunities narrow, like a forest path getting overgrown. Nothing anyone wants to happen. And nothing anyone can do anything about because the forest service is a bunch of Trump appointed idiots wanking off to rape videos and snuff movies.
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Ward Q. Normal (he/him) @wardqnormal.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I’d bet that even though it’s horrible, it’s still better than having implosive diarrhea.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Just learned that the venge in revenge comes from vincere, to win. Hence to win again.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
They’re gonna shoot the justices in their cars
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
And if they insist that you are lying tell them you’re not wearing a diving suit.
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Jonas Hallgren @nyheter.nu · 07/07/2026
Haaland Oates
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
What is a Clacton ?
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Sounds like something some calculations could have prevented
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It me
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
2 girls in Cabo Verde
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
When you can undo a constitutional provision with ordinary law, then there is no constitution. Then there’s no point in having a constitution. So-called conservatives show their willingness to destroy the republic.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
He’s standing in the Moscow by-election.
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Harry Rasmussen 🇨🇦 @harryrasmussen.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If instead of calling Infantino Trump had put tariffs on foreign goals the US would have won 1-0
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Simon Sørensen @simonsorensen9.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
🤣🤣😅 (Set på X)
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
So today I learned that the French call Ecuador the equator
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Well, if you want someone to fight aliens, you better get someone who believes in them.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Dyson tools suck. Wait. Let me rephrase that
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
The next US presidential election will be called when a swarm of private jets is seen leaving the country in a hurry.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Remember when racist dog whistle was a useful concept? Good times.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
So OpenAI is not open, Anthropic is not about human beings but machines, deepseek’s peculiarity is that it’s not deep, copilot is mainly a janitor, Gemini does not have a twin, and nvidia is so widespread it doesn’t need to be jealous. Who’s in charge of naming these things?
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Aoḋán Ó Conġaile @tinydonkey.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
If other news was reported like climate change:
A picture of a couple driving and laughing with the text "road fatalities highest in ten years"
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Jo Wolff @jowolff.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Rooting for you, Iran.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
X-files level shit going on here.
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Filip Spagnoli @filipspagnoli.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
So Trump signs his defeat treaty at Versailles. Do we know what happens next?
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