Sign in

Filipe Dimas

@filipedimas.bsky.social
1.7K followers 530 following 2.7K posts

writer. comedian. sports nerd. TTRPG game master. swemo. You can see my work at The Beaverton, Bad Dog Theatre, TheLeafsNation, or shouted into the void. Read & Watch me at these places: linktr.ee/fdimas

PostsRepliesMedia
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 2h
"Bike lanes are always empty!" Yeah, because bikes move through them quickly as opposed to getting stuck in gridlock like cars do. Well functioning infrastructure, should be empty MOST OF THE TIME. When it's not, it's a problem.
062
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 2h
she gets to be smol girl because he is big boi
030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 20h
Just had the thought that I wish there was a Leafs game to watch tonight. Something I never ONCE thought last season.
290
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Easily my favourite movie of the year and I can't possibly explain how the trailers make it look bad because it's IMPOSSIBLE to market this movie without MAJOR spoilers. Go see it. Go see it in theatres because it hits harder if you do.
092
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I passed out for a nap so hard that when I woke up I legit thought it was Monday morning.
010
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This is entirely valid.
020
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yeah I'm all for less preseason but we're definitely seeing the effects of teams learning on the fly, especially teams with more turnover like Toronto has had.
110
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's either gonna get a shutout his next game or get pulled, there is no normal result for this team of chaos.
110
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
God I loved Belfour so much, I love when I goalie is a maniac. Great comparison.
220
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Like I've said from the beginning, every goalie allows lesser goals at some point. It doesn't mean they're a bad goalie, it's a position defined by large sample sizes and his have been solid. Only Leafs fans would see the numbers saying their guy has been performing well and argue against it.
100
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Record and GAA are both team stats not goalie stats, you can't use them as evidence for a single player (who has put up above average GOALTENDING numbers thus far) to be better. Again, the fanbase loves a scapegoat when the reality is Bob has been perfectly solid behind a below average defense.
100
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Yes, he's allowing 3 goals a game and the xG chart literally shows an average goalie would be allowing 4+ goals a game The solution to needing to score 4 to win isn't Bob has been bad, it's the defenders in front of him need to be better. Leafs fans love a scapegoat and it seems to be Bob this week
100
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
It's a thing if your tender has an .800. Not if they have some of the best numbers in the league but allowed a couple quick goals the fandom is overreacting to because it's a scarred fanbase. Sometimes you allow soft goals early, sometimes late. It doesn't matter when, as long as it's not a lot.
100
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's not a thing No hockey player has ever thought to allow an easy one because the goalie will stop it. If anything playing more reserved allows even more chances, as we saw under Berube You always play to limit high danger shots, sometimes the puck goes in anyways. That's every goaltender ever
100
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Eh, there's no goalie that saves every shot they "should" have. It's a position defined by high volume results averaged out over time. As long as he continues to have a save percentage that hovers close to .910 I dont care what path he takes to get there.
110
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
A bunch of people yesterday were saying Bob is horrible though? Surely Leafs fans aren't simply reactionary to the point of being toxic?
3110
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Easton Cowan quietly on a 42 goal pace.
061
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
HOW AUSTON GOT HIS SHOT BACK
050
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Finished my 30th book of the year this morning which means I've reached my annual reading goal and now I get a pizza party.
030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Nijntje Sparklepandalana
Alt: Two cartoon bunnies on clouds juggling stars
010
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The NHL's marketing strategy is just punching itself in the dick over and over again and then being surprised pikachu when viewership is down across the board.
010
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pls stop commenting that on all my posts
100
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
born in the correct generation because I've never once had to commission a painter to make a portrait of someone I'm trying to romance, I can simply achieve the same effect by sending her a photo of two rabbits with the caption "us"
130
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That was the single worst reffed game I've ever seen* *Not including playoffs
060
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An absolutely beautiful shot from Cowboy despite the absolutely horrific tape job on his stick.
030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred biscuits Five hundred twenty-five thousand more for us here Five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred biscuits I've been to Red Lobster every day this year
040
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I was walking down the street wearing my 1989 sweater and saw another guy in his 30s wearing a Dangerous Woman sweater, unsure if I was supposed to become his best friend or fight him to the death.
000
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Toronto Sceptres roster announcement is just a highlight pack of Ohio State and Wisconsin players with a countdown to the 2027 draft???????
220
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
pls stop calling me that
110
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Leafs victory celebration, jumbotron showing 5-4
080
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm happy to have seen McKenna's first goal and assist in person but I'd REALLY still prefer seeing a win.
030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
GAVIN MCKENNAAAAAAA
040
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
GUESS WHAT
180
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Clocking in for another shift at the pissing me off factory, hoping I don't get pissed off
Scotiabank Arena during a Leafs game
3130
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love the concept of appetizers, whoever invented them was a genius. A little food before the food? We pre-eating before the event? Arrived early to see the opening act? Fuck yeah.
030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Best RSVP I've ever received tbh.
Email that reads: "I won't be able to make it today, unfortunately – I have a very important commitment to a Taylor Swift trivia night."
030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
started mixing pumpkin seeds into my salads and it's honestly been a generational move
020
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
get 5, bring up politics, start telling everyone what you think their biggest flaw is, make it a night to remember (threat)
010
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
bring it back chronologically, we get neopets and runescape back before twitter and tiktok
030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'll eat anything from Arby's.
100
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think they can do either! Mine was curly.
010
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My current fitness regiment is what I like to call "everything in excess" Yesterday's lunch was 3 Arby's sandwiches and a large poutine, today's lunch was a 12km run.
240
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
eating a big bowl of pasta so i can go for a big run so i can get big thighs so i can crush a big watermelon so i can make a big watermelon juice so i can have a big picnic so i can throw a big party so i can go on a big bender so i can have a big hangover so i can eat a big bowl of pasta
040
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
sometimes they're all the same person
040
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me (leading William Shakespeare back to the time machine): Thanks for your help, but we'll figure out how to solve the literacy crisis on our own actually. William Shakespeare (actively sobbing): PLEASE. LET ME WATCH JUST ONE MORE HENTAI VIDEO, I'M BEGGING YOU
030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know it's only two games in but it's VERY encouraging the Leafs haven't had any slow starts yet. Seems like that had been a problem the past decade, both games they came out strong early.
020
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
DUBSSSS IN CHAT LEAFOS
060
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Shoutout to Morgan Rielly for the big stop at the blue line that leads directly to the goal hooooooly
030
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lots of chances, stayed competitive all game, showed fight. Green flags.
092
Filipe Dimas @filipedimas.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hockey is back :)
Graphic showing a countdown to killing myself with POSTPONED crossed out and BACK ON written over
020