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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)

@figmentpudding.com
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frogs, anxiety, and scandal. cartoonist. paintpig. childless frog lady. prickly mumbly artist. pale dewy-faced salamander person www.figmentpudding.com 🚫NFTs 🚫 AI

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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 29/09/2026
Trying to manifest some good news 🤞 🙏 🤞
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 29/09/2026
I do not envy the passengers on the next leg though :3
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Becca Petunia 🏳️‍⚧️ @tallgirlpetunia.northsky.social · 29/09/2026
We had a running gag in the VERY early days of online Muppet fandom (pretty sure Danny Horn coined it) where we'd say things like "Frog bless," "Frog willing," "Frog dammit." I still pepper it into my speech because it just feels fun to say. Anyway yes. Go with Frog.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 29/09/2026
It's either for when you're very poor and want more bang for your buck (literally, kinda) or when you're drunk and need onions and beef and bread to soak it up. Something you eat maybe once a year. Though I did always enjoy how the coffee and hot cocoa came with a gentle whiff of onion flavor.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 29/09/2026
lmao I was hoping someone would notice him
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Get To Know Nature @gettoknownature.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
News is bad. Vibes are bad. WHO NEEDS A TEENY TINY FROG?! (A Wood Frog baby so little it could sit on a quarter) #herps 🌿
A very small brown frog sits on a lily pad.
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Fizzy 🤴🏼🌙 🍲 @fizzix.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Pre-order runs for about 2 more weeks and then that's it. That's all. I'm not sure I'll even move these designs to the on demand store. You should probably get em while you can... Forms here >> ko-fi.com/s/0b5b0e9d49 #art #design #illustration #apparel
Pocket Monsters POSTERDANKSPARKERS_V2 TEE SHIRT DESIGN BAGHAUSEN - MONEY GHOUL TEE SHIRT DESIGN
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 29/09/2026
2) my eyesight is SO SHIT now and it's kinda making me want to cry. Like. I can't see my tablet really. Unless I take my glasses off and practically put my nose on it. This sucks so much.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 29/09/2026
It's been a long while since I've had to use Clip Studio or my Silhouette program for cutting and 1) holy schmoly everything is taking me SO MUCH LONGER because I don't remember where some things are (and also I think Silhouette moved a buncha stuff around) but also
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 28/09/2026
Still shillin some frogs Still just a toad in a hole (by which I mean my bank account, trying not to hit overdraft fees but such is life these days, oh blah dee oh blah daa)
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 28/09/2026
A little frog statue with his knees to his chest sitting against a large tree
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~*RetroNekoArt*~*Comms Open*~ @retronekoart.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
link is not working so here is it again www.inprnt.com/gallery/retr...
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Art Prints by Retro Neko
Shop Art Prints by Retro Neko on INPRNT. Gallery-quality giclee prints, canvas, framed, and more.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 27/09/2026
(But Daddy, I love himb 🥹)
A fuzzy mothman plush in a box all ready for adventure
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 27/09/2026
and the big eyes are SO hard to get in there, the posts aren't long enough ahhhh it sucks >.<
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 27/09/2026
slippy yarn is so hard to work with. slippy black yarn means a lot of pinching and a lot of just feeling your way around it :<
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 27/09/2026
Pushed myself to make 2 of these big fluffy guys today and my hands hurrrrrrrrrrrrt but I'm hoping I can have a little army made for the cryptid show this upcoming weekend >.< Ooooo it's not gonna feel good.
A threesome of small crocheted mothmen without their wings, and a partial mothman up front in progress.A big fluffy crocheted mothman sitting against a tree.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 27/09/2026
Mine keeps delaying more :|
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Treeink @treeink.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Link vs Ganondorf
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 27/09/2026
Legend of Zelda Sistine Chapel ceiling (the WHOLE CEILING) when
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 26/09/2026
thank goodness I had double backups on smaller external drives, and those are working, but I definitely had added stuff to the other drive (I think hopefully mostly art files that I still have) so HOPEFULLY I haven't actually lost anything, but it still makes no sense 😒
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 26/09/2026
trying to find old files since I moved my computer and my entire music archive is missing my photos a ton of shit I'd backed up onto an external drive that won't turn on right now and I never removed anything from my computer, but somehow my D drive has almost nothing on it like wtf
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 26/09/2026
❤️❤️❤️
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 26/09/2026
Thank you thank you so much! <3 Very excited to make you FRAWGS :3
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 26/09/2026
It is Friday night and I could go for some emergency commissions to get my bank account back in the ~greeeen~ Might I interest you in a $15 frog? ko-fi.com/c/6ee2b3e359
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Fifteen Dollar Frogday
Commission available on Ko-fi.com
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 25/09/2026
Thanks! The crocheting is the easy part, weaving the ends in is always the work, to me lol
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 25/09/2026
Maybe someone is interested in a blanket? These are $175 with shipping included, or I can do custom colors (within the constraints of the yarn options) for $200. The fourth on is just hanging sideways. They’re all approximately 4’x6’
A ripply crocheted blanket hanging in a doorway
Gray, sage green and pink stripes
A ripply crocheted blanket hanging in a doorway
Cream, dark green and pink stripesA ripply crocheted blanket hanging in a doorway
Blue, white, dark blue and black stripesA ripply crocheted blanket hanging in a doorway
Brown, orange and yellow stripes
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 25/09/2026
I really could use a banana stand right about now
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George Bluth Sr. & Michael Bluth: Banana Stand
Alt: George Bluth Sr. eating an ice cream sandwich during a prison visit with Michael Bluth, saying "There's always money in the banana stand". From Arrested Development.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 25/09/2026
Ozark should be higher. Gilmore Girls shouldn't be there (but I understand why it is lol) Absofuckinglutely thrilled that Reservation Dogs is on the list
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 25/09/2026
🕊️ Animal #1151 🐗 I figured it out in 3 guesses! 🟧🟧🟩 🔥 1 | Avg. Guesses: 3 metazooa.com #metazooa
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Metazooa
Find the mystery animal in this daily biology game by navigating the phylogenetic tree.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 25/09/2026
Same, lil dude. Same. You too can have an existential crisis frog from figmentpudding.com
A smol frog in a box with one hand on his head as if in distress
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 23/09/2026
Just like we were expected to sacrifice our elders and disabled for the economy, I think it’s time Republicans just accept transing some kids for the economy.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 21/09/2026
I’m getting to a point where I’m afraid to go to sleep, as if something bad might happen, as if there’s anything I could do to stop it.
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Bugz n Slugz @moistmacro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
First dive in Abu Dhabi since the war started - water temperature was 36C (97F) so the corals were stressed and not many slugs about. I did find this minuscule Costasiella - probably the smallest one I have ever seen.
Photo of a tiny sea slug Costasiella
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ed sheeran
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IT KEEPS HAPPENING
ALT: IT KEEPS HAPPENING
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Martcoza @martcoza.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finished!!
Finished artwork of Ori as a classic werewolf against a foggy night backdrop
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 19/09/2026
I can try… inside of my house is just so dang dark and the lights makes the colors look off but maybe if I can catch a sunny day I can get a decent pic
A blue, black and white striped blanket hanging in a doorway
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 19/09/2026
I would like to list the blankets I made for sale but I can't figure out how to get good photos of them 😑
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 19/09/2026
Reality is just being too real lately. Just a bigger, different kind of sad.
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Mother Jones @motherjones.com · 17/09/2026
Sakariye Abdi Mohamed had done everything right, he said: applied for asylum, waited for his work authorization, gotten his commercial driver’s license, paid his taxes. Now, he is detained in a facility originally meant for suspected terrorists.
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The Trump administration is imprisoning Somali immigrants at Gitmo
“Nobody tell us that we’re going to Guantanamo Bay.”
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 17/09/2026
fucking concepts of a vote by concepts of a congressmen
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 17/09/2026
"aid in the region"
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 16/09/2026
I sense that someone is in need of a pocket frog to hold your trinkets Or a snuggly soft mothman just to hold Cats, bats and spooders coming soon and ~blankets~ www.figmentpudding.com
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 16/09/2026
I also feel bad because it's a cool looking bug. :|
A tiny deceased wasp looking insect on the corner of a plate.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 16/09/2026
Sat down to dinner (microwave pf changs, nothing exciting) Saw this lil bug flitter past, thought nothing of it Took a bite Felt a very weird sudden spikiness Lads, the damn bug flew in my mouth as I was taking a bite 😭 I know there are no more bugs in here but I also don't want to eat anymore
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 15/09/2026
Me, minding my own dang business My 🧠: “ hey remember that REALLY sad song from Dumbo that ALWAYS makes you cry? Let’s put that on repeat”
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Dumbo: Baby Elephant's First Appearance
Alt: Dumbo sitting in his mother’s trunk, gently being swung back and forth
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 14/09/2026
If chocolate brioche what? (Badum-tss)
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I know there are a lot of people who want to make the world better but don’t know where to start so just…don’t. I also know every group I work with that is making the world better is kept afloat by exhausted people who desperately need help. If you’re in group A, please find an org to help group B
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 13/09/2026
THAT’S IT THAT’S THE ANSWER THAT IS HOW THESE DIPSHIT QUESTIONS SHOULD BE HANDLED STOP ENTERTAINING THE PREMISE OF THE BAD QUESTION PIVOT TO YOUR MESSAGE goddamn I wish more democrats did this
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Premee Mohamed @premeemohamed.com · 11/09/2026
AND ALSO I had a book come out THIS VERY TUESDAY! How can that be?! Would love to see folks picking up WICKHILLS -- a ? magical Cold War fantaspionage in a magical city ? I don't know -- but, you know, without blowing your cover. Cover illo by the amazing Tom Roberts! 🤩
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Wickhills
In the dangerous magical city of Wickhills, a streetwise secret agent is tasked with protecting a foreign defector from his pursuers... even at the threat of...
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