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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant)

@figmentpudding.com
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frogs, anxiety, and scandal. cartoonist. paintpig. childless frog lady. prickly mumbly artist. pale dewy-faced salamander person www.figmentpudding.com 🚫NFTs 🚫 AI

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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 28/09/2026
A little frog statue with his knees to his chest sitting against a large tree
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 27/09/2026
(But Daddy, I love himb 🥹)
A fuzzy mothman plush in a box all ready for adventure
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 27/09/2026
Pushed myself to make 2 of these big fluffy guys today and my hands hurrrrrrrrrrrrt but I'm hoping I can have a little army made for the cryptid show this upcoming weekend >.< Ooooo it's not gonna feel good.
A threesome of small crocheted mothmen without their wings, and a partial mothman up front in progress.A big fluffy crocheted mothman sitting against a tree.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 25/09/2026
Maybe someone is interested in a blanket? These are $175 with shipping included, or I can do custom colors (within the constraints of the yarn options) for $200. The fourth on is just hanging sideways. They’re all approximately 4’x6’
A ripply crocheted blanket hanging in a doorway
Gray, sage green and pink stripes
A ripply crocheted blanket hanging in a doorway
Cream, dark green and pink stripesA ripply crocheted blanket hanging in a doorway
Blue, white, dark blue and black stripesA ripply crocheted blanket hanging in a doorway
Brown, orange and yellow stripes
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 25/09/2026
Same, lil dude. Same. You too can have an existential crisis frog from figmentpudding.com
A smol frog in a box with one hand on his head as if in distress
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 19/09/2026
I can try… inside of my house is just so dang dark and the lights makes the colors look off but maybe if I can catch a sunny day I can get a decent pic
A blue, black and white striped blanket hanging in a doorway
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 16/09/2026
I sense that someone is in need of a pocket frog to hold your trinkets Or a snuggly soft mothman just to hold Cats, bats and spooders coming soon and ~blankets~ www.figmentpudding.com
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 16/09/2026
I also feel bad because it's a cool looking bug. :|
A tiny deceased wasp looking insect on the corner of a plate.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 29/08/2026
post your getaway vehicle
Pee Wee's iconic red and white bike with streamers on the handles. It's in front of a hedge, and Pee Wee is peering over the top
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 25/08/2026
I love my cats but I am le tired
Beezle, a white and gray tuxedo cat, sitting in a Chewy box.
He is the captain of the cardboard ship.Toaster, a cream tortie cat, sitting on the edge of the desk and looking extremely needy. You must always touch Toaster, no matter where she is, why are you not touching Toaster, how dare you have hands that are not touching and petting Toaster.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 23/08/2026
Definitely bit off too much by agreeing to make this blanket 🫠 Just 17 more of these to assemble- the crocheting is done but sewing the eyes and beak on takes forever hahaha oh no
A granny square owl in white and shades of purple
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 21/08/2026
Also and of course
A text post by "makesoneteam" from a different platform;
"i hate how much ai has taken the joy out of seeing something cool. you used to see something cool, like a really intricate drawing or a video of someone doing an insane skill or two animals doing something cute, and because there were no mental gymnastics involved in discerning whether or not it was 'real' you could sit there and have the joy of like, "wow! how did they do that! how cool is it that they made that! what a wonderful moment to have captured!" and now every time i see something remarkable i hate that i have to sit there and be like okay let me go frame by frame to make sure everything lines up. let me double check the page this comes from. let me scroll through the comments to make sure no one called out something i missed. like i want the joy of being able to trust someone else's creation back, please"
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 21/08/2026
I’ve been taking some time to make things for myself lately, just to take my mind off the Impending Doom Like this lilypad potholder and a floofy throw pillow for someday a comfy chair or couch
A lilypad-shaped crochet potholderA lilypad-shaped crochet potholder with a hand inside, showing how it can grabA hand holding out a fuzzy grayish-white throw pillowThe other side of a fuzzy grayish throw pillow in white with a ribbed texture
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 13/08/2026
Bring back Bird Brain and give him his own series.
Bird Brain or Bird boy, a brief New Mutants character who is a bird human hybrid. Very tall, very skinny, with bird talons for hands AND feet, big wings, a stripey mane of feather-hair that sticks out all over and a big dopey smile on his semi-beaky face
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 07/08/2026
Okay this is the one. Fixed where the ears sit and I LIKE it.
A little crochet black cat coin purse
A little crochet black cat coin purseA little crochet black cat coin purse
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 06/08/2026
I think I like it better without the nose 🧐
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 28/07/2026
My dear Duncan dog, I hope my love for you does not go unnoticed as I sit here with my feet and knees all scrunched up to make room for you under the desk where you're hiding from the very very light storms that passed through, and which I waited up until 6am for them to pass.
A black hairy beastie laying on the floor next to a fully plugged up surge protector under a desk.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 23/07/2026
🎵 I gotta sell some frooogs Only got a twenty dollars in my pockeeet Get my lectric disconnected Car re-po-sessed-ed This is fuckin nonseeeense 🎵 (to the tune of thrift shop)
A pile of crocheted frog coin purses in various shades of green on a desk top
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 22/07/2026
Today seems like an excellent day to find yourself a frog friend.
A crocheted plus frog sitting on a table with its hands on top of its head, looking perplexedA bunch of little crocheted frog coin purses in a boxA group of little crocheted frog coin purses stacked in a pyramid like a cheer squad experiencing an existential crisis.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 17/07/2026
When your sleep app’s got jokes
A track in the Slumber app called “Sleepy History of the English Civil War: Discover how tension between Parliamentarians and Royalists escalated in the 17th century, leading to a civil war that would change England”
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 15/07/2026
idk guys it’s like an explosive diarrhea lottery for a discount on gas
A grocery flyer advertising 250 bonus perks good for $5 off groceries or gas when you buy $30 of fresh produce
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 05/07/2026
idk why my dog won’t go potty 😭 Ferdinand ahh mfer
Duncan, a black lab/pyrenees mix, sits on a wet sidewalk and looks back from a grassy green yard
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 27/06/2026
Trying to tell myself it’s still early and I got 5 hours to go but maaaan there is hardly anyone here and idk if I’m even going to make table fee back I thought the zoo would be a good option but I also thought there was going to be an ~event~ here today :S
A vendor booth for figmentpudding, full of frogs and tucked next to a wood building
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 25/06/2026
I have watched this an embarrassing number of times, something about how he describes BBL zombies is my ASMR
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 24/06/2026
From 7 years ago 😭 Still such a lad <3
A black dog with a very long nose in the sunlight with stripes of shadows from blinds all down his muzzle. He's looking up with pleading brown eyes.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 21/06/2026
Coloring pages, assets, and zines, oh my! 😱 Yes, come grab ahold of these assets 😏 For your stream At figmentpudding.itch.io
A screengrab from a youtube short by CupOhJoe about the digital downloads at figmentpudding.itch.io with frogs everywhere, cartoon Joe in the middle with a cowboy hat, and text that says “and they’re all frogs”
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 20/06/2026
Oh and by the waaaaay.... figmentpudding.itch.io
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 20/06/2026
Saaaaaay... *slides a frog across the table* figmentpudding.com
A hand holding a sagey green crocheted frog purse with bronze kiss clasp lips and beady forlorn eyes.A series of frog coin purses in boxes preparing to ship outA pine green crocheted frog coin purse with bronze kiss clasp lips.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 19/06/2026
Yarn heartbreak 😭 Out of yellow and so close to finishing the blanket and… Do I buy another skein Or break the stripe pattern at the end lmao
A brown, orange and yellow zigzag pattern blanket, the yellow yarn ends about 2/3rd to the end of the row
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 05/06/2026
Delightfully subversive sleepytime relaxation app They also have a history of Iran and a history of vaccines lol 😌
A screenshot of a featured track on the Slumber app called “The Sleepy History of the Strait of Hormuz”
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 27/05/2026
Just doin the thing as per usual, but with added anxiety Because capitalism Anyhow I would love to send out some frogs. Or bats or pigs or hippos or fish (I don't have those listed on my site yet but am happy to make arrangements via dm)
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 24/05/2026
Just lurking like this... for the longest time...
Beezle, a gray tuxedo cat, peering out from the corner of  a chair and looking not at all suspicious.Beezle, a gray tuxedo cat, peering out from the corner of  a chair and looking not at all suspicious, from further away than the first photo
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 23/05/2026
Finished a blanket (different from the other one I started because I ran out of yarn on that one) anyhow It's a pretty nice blanket
A dark green, brown, and cream colored crocheted chevron blanket hanging from some hangers from a curtain rod. A smiley hairy black dog sits in front, kind of raising an eyebrow.A dark green, brown, and cream colored crocheted chevron blanket hanging from some hangers from a curtain rod. A hairy black dog sits centered in front looking very serious.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 22/05/2026
A gray tuxedo cat sitting on top of a filing cabinet with his legs STRAIGHT out in front of him while making intense eye contact, and a sticker just below that says "I make people smile"
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 21/05/2026
Taking a moment from my rage over politics to say THANK YOOOOUUUUU GOAL MET! ❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️🐸❤️
A screencap of the goal from the itch.io fundraiser showing the goal of raising $500 met for the Everything Variety Pack bundle
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 19/05/2026
Redid the bat in blue
A crocheted coin purse bat in blue yarn with big silly eyes sitting and staringA crocheted coin purse bat in blue yarn with big silly eyes being held with its mouth openA crocheted coin purse bat in blue yarn with big silly eyes with its mouth wide open
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 17/05/2026
Working on a super soft retro colored chevron blanket and wishing I could just Make blankets Pay bills lmao I’m stressed
A fluffy soft section of ripply crochet blanket in green, orange, gray and gold
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 16/05/2026
I just need bat-colored yarn
A pink coin purse bat with it's mouth open A pink coin purse bat sitting on a deskmat with its mouth closedA crocheted coin purse bat butt with a little nub tail
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 13/05/2026
Perhaps today is the day to welcome a new frog into your home and heart
A lil crowd of crocheted coin purse keychain frogs in various shades of greens sitting on a deskmat that says "figmentpudding" and a monitor in the background shows a leaping frog with dandelions and text that says "weaponize joy and whimsy"
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 13/05/2026
Another hippo attempt Lookit this goofy bastard
A pink hippo keychain coin purse, with big squishy cheeks and beady little eyes, looking at the camera with its mouth closedA pink hippo keychain coin purse, with big squishy cheeks and beady little eyes looking to the left with its mouth closedA pink hippo keychain coin purse, with big squishy cheeks and beady little eyes looking to the left with its mouth openA pink hippo keychain coin purse, with big squishy cheeks and beady little eyes looking to the right with its mouth open
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 09/05/2026
Anyhow I took a risk and invested in a new thing and stayed up all night putting it together and it’ll be available soon Please clap
A hand holding a small package against a cloudy sky
The label indicates it is a crochet kit for making your own purse frog
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 09/05/2026
Welp It WAS a good day Until the wind hit and everything had to be put away Hell it’s still windy enough that crochet stuff keeps blowing off the table 😓 If it weren’t for the wind I would’ve had my rent covered, easily
A lonely table with a black tablecloth and colorful runner, covered in crocheted frogs
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 05/05/2026
Every single person pumping gas and looking absolutely miserable And this was with like, 70 cents off 😬
A gas pump display showing 16.037 gallons for $67.82
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 03/05/2026
Oh My God Becky
Duncan, a black dog with all the fur, standing and looking back over his giant dumpy, because he wants me to open the door and let the cat out so he can lick the cat's bowl
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 01/05/2026
from Wikipedia: "[John] Brown is in Tragic Prelude, a mural in the Kansas State Capitol. He carries in one hand a Bible and in the other a Beecher's Bible rifle. Union and Confederate forces are fighting, with casualties. A tornado approaches in the background, as does a prairie fire, both common in Kansas."
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 24/04/2026
I forgot about this incredible teensy beautiful shiny blue beetle I snapped a pic of a few days ago but the first day of #Invertefest seems the best time to share
A ginormous finger pointing to a very blue very shiny very teeny beetle a very blue very shiny very teeny beetle a very blue very shiny very teeny beetle lying on its back
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 23/04/2026
Toad joy 🥹💓
Just a lil guy, a small toad sitting in a giant hand with bits of grass on himA very small toad among sun dappled violet leaves
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 22/04/2026
This is Kevyn (and Beezle) Kevyn has usurped Toaster's place as Beezle's friend She also has made a point of stealing every spot Toaster tries to stake out. Every bed Every chair she sleeps on Every couch. If Toaster has found it and snoozed there repeatedly, Kevyn will steal it.
Dirty Kevyn, a white and orange cat, sitting on a cat tree in front of a window with Beezle, a gray tuxedo cat. They're in the same position on different level platforms.Dirty Kevyn, a white and orange cat, snuggled on top of a worn out office chair with Beezle, a gray tuxedo.Dirty Kevyn and her pink belly curled up inside a cactus bed.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 22/04/2026
This is Toaster Toaster insists on sitting on top of my desk, right in front of me, until I hug her But not just because she wants to be hugged...
Toaster, a cream tortie cat with a very disgruntled look on her face. One eye is squinted and overall a bit frowny. She's sitting right in front of my computer monitors, on my desk.Toaster, a cream tortie cat, sitting on the edge of my desk in front of my keyboard and staring at me as I try to sew lips on a frog.Toaster, a tortoiseshell cat, laying snuggled up in the crook of my elbow on my desk.
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✨🐸 figmentpudding 🐸✨ (Pam Poovey Aspirant) @figmentpudding.com · 21/04/2026
Oysters on crackers and leftover chicken nuggs, idk am I girl dinnering right? Should I add a smol bowl of cottage cheese and green olives and a cigarette to really round out the 1950s meal?
A plate with a fork, a 5 pack of chicken nuggets with ranch dipping sauce, and a tin of oysters next to a box of crackers
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