Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I went to two tapings of the Mike Ditka Show as a yout (because my father is a giant meatball) and trying to describe the experience to someone in the present day seems like something out of science-fiction. “No, it was a full tv studio” “Yes, all the people whooped like it was the Arensio show” 250
Reposted by Oracle of Humboldt ParkAisle424 Has Fallen @aisle424.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Go Bears. Green Bay sucks. 5315
Reposted by Oracle of Humboldt Parkhorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the major league baseball playoffs take what everyone loves about the sport (relief pitching) and makes it the entire focus of every game. that's a marketing goldmine. great job. 3363
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You know the Hawks are in dire shape when people rave about their fourth line and defend the players on it as though they matter in the least. Like when Barry Rozner lit himself on fire in 2006 because the Hawks traded away Karl Stewart. 181
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Cleveland runners on second base just blatantly signaling hitters on pitch location. Not even trying to conceal it in any way. Stop walking these fuckheads. Such a joke 020
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Danny has the marketing team working overtime tonight to cook up some solid social media content that will try to distract the members from getting mooned in Utah. Chelsea Dagger karaoke with Frank Nazar and Oliver Moore? Kane highlights from 2016? Spencer Knight staring into your soul? 070
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Laughing hysterically as I imagine all the stakeholders who had to approve this message high-fiving each other as they left Kevin Warrens name off this statement. 242
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 30/09/2026His interview with espn during the second period. 100
Reposted by Oracle of Humboldt Parkhorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026shoutout to the new look blackhawks who are getting outshot 7-0 and losing. feels like a fresh new era to me. 4363
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Was he living in Uncle Bucks house? 131
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Already making excuses for you hallucinating through tonight’s episode. 111
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I promise to not hallucinate during this week’s episode 330
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I know hes a super nice guy and he’s great with Da Bull but when Adam Amin does bears games, I want to pulverize him into dust 270
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 08/09/2026How many times did the bears open on the road in the 80s? 111
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Dropping dead like your driveway is the Halas Hall parking lot 030
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Kevin Warren trying to astroturf this Indiana survey with LLM bots just did the funniest thing 051
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 02/09/2026How are we the most influential bears podcast around? Within 24 hours of recording our episode, Kyler Gordon decided record himself working out in his backyard AND Zavion Thomas changed his number. 0101
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Everything other than the logo is awful. Just hit the throwbacks and stop messing around. 000
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Hes right about everything, though. Can you narrow this down? 000
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 19/08/2026The front half of this summer was incredible with the lack of mosquitoes. Now my backyard is worse than a Belizean jungle. 110
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Red and nude baseball corner coming at ya 051
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 10/08/2026This instantly brings me back to walking the dorm halls and hearing “it’s been awhile” blasting out of every sad guy’s PC. 120
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Watching at my uncles house in Schaumburg. His marriage didn’t work out 060
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Good lesson for Prospect Perverts that love to post stupid crap like “this core is going to run the next decade” How about start by being good for two years in a row first? 010
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Curious how hyped I am on Bears football? Im ready to run through a brick wall every time I see the United commercial and it cuts to clip of the fans cheering after the Green Bay win. 050
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Exactly how I explained it to my very good friend @shokdiesel.bsky.social 110
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 23/07/2026You can also tell whats important to Danny and his members as the Hawks have posted no less than a dozen times on their social channels to announce Kanes return. 330
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 23/07/2026What changed in 4 years that Kyle - who declared the Hawks would be starting a new era and didn’t want the shadows of Kane and Toews to disrupt this rebuild - decided he needed to bring back an older, less effective Kane on a team with a younger roster and also no closer to finishing above 31st? 150
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 23/07/2026This tells you all you need to know about Danny, Kyle, Jeff and the entire Hawks organ-I-zation and why they are losers. Imagine if the Bears allowed a former player to maintain a locker at Halas Hall with his teams jersey hanging from the stall. Ben would develop explosive diarrhea on the spot. 2110
Reposted by Oracle of Humboldt ParkSam Fels But Who's Buyin'? @felsgate.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Taking a bit of a break, as after NHL playoffs and World Cup I'm burned out. But as I do every so often, just want to throw the net out. Looking for work, so if you know of any kind of opening, please send along! 042
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 19/07/2026So if the cap is going up by 8% every season for the foreseeable future, does that make the Nazar extension through eternity look even dumber than before? Also, why should anyone worry about cap hits ever again? With that type of cap growth, the 2010 hawks maybe lose one player in the offseason. 010
Reposted by Oracle of Humboldt ParkMatt McClure @mattmcclure.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Pausa de hidratacionyoutu.beAmerican Pie 2: Director's CutYouTube video by NerdTram 041
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 11/07/2026Yes. You cannot evoke Ced Benson on your draft day. Number one rule of any high draft pick. 250
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The American viewing audience learning what I’ve known my whole life - Turks are annoying and insufferable 070
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Uh oh, sounds like the walk-in music for Jim Hendry’s barrel! 170
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 24/06/2026If only there was a podcast that discussed this very topic merely a week ago… 0110
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 24/06/2026Tonight was the night Kyle Davidson became general manager 0171
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Did Ecuador drink Jobu’s rum? How can they not score? 030
Oracle of Humboldt Park @fifthfeather.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Do one of these that doesnt include the Yankees challenge 010
