lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Didn’t know you can’t sign into Bluesky in texas until I got there. 121
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I always liked summer growing up. But as I get older I like it less. It’s not so much not having summers off. It’s more that I really hate seeing basketball, football, and baseball on every tv. But tomorrow, hockey is back. 🏒🏒🏒 110
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My promotion kicks in tomorrow. Day one of school feels. 030
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 13/09/2026static.klipy.comBenjamin Bufford Blue: Ways How To Cook ShrimpALT: Benjamin Bufford Blue: Ways How To Cook Shrimp 010
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Location services to prove you were at a protest, sell that to US gov, etc etc etc 010
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I honestly think the watch thing is a constant local rewrite, like a dashcam. You have to have newer devices that require more processing power signifying they actually do run locally. I do not trust the israel chips though. Until proven, I expect there’s a backdoor in there. 130
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 10/09/2026en.majalla.com/node/332651/...en.majalla.comWhy Israel's outsized influence on global tech is worryingFrom Apple's chips to Nvidia's data centres, Israeli tech has embedded itself in the global tech ecosystem. This comes with grave national security implications. 1104
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026A lot of people without a law degree are about to share their “expert” opinions. 010
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Why do I see this person everywhere? Even at Lowe’s he has products. 120
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026His in game stats would have required like 20 hours a day or something like that gizmodo.com/elon-musk-ad...gizmodo.comElon Musk Admits to Paying People to Play Video Games for HimThe world’s richest man doesn’t have time to level his characters but wants people to see him as a ‘living god of video games.’ 120
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comCrap Dang It ItyslALT: Crap Dang It Itysl 020
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I have four seniors. And yep they can be expensive. It’s broken the bank a few times, but they are worth it to me. They are living their best life after other people gave up on them. They won’t be around forever, but I can’t imagine not having them in my life or memories. 130
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Getting mad about "stealing posts" is so funny. What are you going to do, take them to small claims court? You can steal any of my posts, it's fine. Nobody will like them when you post them, either 010
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comAnnoying Light SwitchALT: Annoying Light Switch 010
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dear subset of those of us who pee standing up; to the douche bags within this group: either lift up the seat or piss sitting down. Pissing on the seat is just preventable douche-baggery. I hate you. 040
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Hot travel tip: Pack the night before while having some drinks! Get to your destination and your clothing will be a surprise! 042
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026I’m very bad at picking up books for the last few years. @mikehuguenor.bsky.social I swear I will finish it. About halfway through in two sit down readings. I think you nailed analyzing Ms Steele’s book. It’s been 25 years since I read that. Everyone read Elvis is Dead but I am not! Ska! 020
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Never been to this place, and never will. Never understood why non right wing people latched onto this. Or why Fest put out merch related to it. thecomeback.com/culture/buc-...thecomeback.com'Conservative, business-friendly states:' Buc-ee's CEO wants to avoid Blue statesBuc-ee's founder and CEO Arch "Beaver" Aplin III admits that the company actively avoids blue states and prioritizes conservative states. 051
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 20/08/2026static.klipy.comGrinch's Angry Face TransformationALT: Grinch's Angry Face Transformation 120
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Twitter banned again. But everyone I report “hasn’t broken any rules” 130
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026I closed the garage and fell asleep with the ac blasting. Unfortunately for @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social I have an EV 320
lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 05/08/2026No you aren’t a teenager. You’re like the only person here older than I am. 110
