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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Didn’t know you can’t sign into Bluesky in texas until I got there.

lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I always liked summer growing up. But as I get older I like it less. It’s not so much not having summers off. It’s more that I really hate seeing basketball, football, and baseball on every tv. But tomorrow, hockey is back. 🏒🏒🏒

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My promotion kicks in tomorrow. Day one of school feels.

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

A lot of people without a law degree are about to share their “expert” opinions.

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Getting mad about "stealing posts" is so funny. What are you going to do, take them to small claims court? You can steal any of my posts, it's fine. Nobody will like them when you post them, either

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Dear subset of those of us who pee standing up; to the douche bags within this group: either lift up the seat or piss sitting down. Pissing on the seat is just preventable douche-baggery. I hate you.

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Hot travel tip: Pack the night before while having some drinks! Get to your destination and your clothing will be a surprise!

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I’m very bad at picking up books for the last few years. @mikehuguenor.bsky.social I swear I will finish it. About halfway through in two sit down readings. I think you nailed analyzing Ms Steele’s book. It’s been 25 years since I read that. Everyone read Elvis is Dead but I am not! Ska!

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

Twitter banned again. But everyone I report “hasn’t broken any rules”

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

I closed the garage and fell asleep with the ac blasting. Unfortunately for @kylebutoverhere.bsky.social I have an EV

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

I am updating the firmware on my litter box

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Is don’t think twice it’s alright almost a ska song?

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Busting out my Omnigone Baja blast shirt today

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

@manmademoon.bsky.social I’m sure this approved by the estate, but it seems out of character.

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lance 🏁🏒🇵🇸 @fiestajake.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Last night I saw a meta ad using Bowie’s Five Years as the music. Fits perfectly since the song is about the end of the world and meta is rushing us towards it.

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