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Fidel Martinez

@fidel.bsky.social
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Vato at @latimes.com. Que lindo es lo bonito. Solo para memes y mamadas. Puro pinche 956 ALV cuh

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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 3h
Super troopers?
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 3h
It took one election cycle for republicans to realize that demographics is not destiny. Incredible.
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 7h
Just kidding. Gonna take at least 3 hours to get the short rib so tender it falls of the bone. Calling an audible and making a Fideo con carne
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Cuitlahuac Tonatiuh @cuitlahuac.bsky.social · 8h
No sabo discourse in my class: Whenever I can’t think of the word in Spanish I admit to students, “I’m like a level 3 no sabo. Wait, what level no sabo are you? Do you know the word for ‘dice’?” (just establishing a spectrum of no saboness, it’s not a binary. no idea what ‘level 3’ means) (dados)
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 7h
It’s 100 degrees so my Mexican instinct is to make caldo de res
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 9h
I thought it was sweet!
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 9h
Kcrw so local
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 9h
No sabo discourse has made it to npr yall. Happy Latino heritage month
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 12h
I too have arrived at this conclusion
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 17h
From the 1931 “Dracula” in Spanish to “La Llorona” (2019). Where to watch Latino horror movies this month in L.A. www.latimes.com/delos/story/...
latimes.com
Spooky screenings: Where to watch Latino horror movies this month in L.A.
De Los presents a special guide to the spookiest Latino horror film screenings in L.A. this month, from Spanish-language 'Dracula' to 'Obsession.'
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
putting the mlb playoffs on fs1 guarantees i wont watch
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You good @valiendopadres.bsky.social?
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
At least they avoided the heat
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Sammy Roth @sammyroth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"The dark silver lining is this might be the coolest October of the rest of our lives," @nicosgonzalez.bsky.social said. It was 103 degrees at Dodger Stadium yesterday: www.latimes.com/sports/dodge... via @kbaxter11.bsky.social
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'Feels like we’re flying too close to the sun.' Fans, players endure heat at Dodger Stadium
Saturday's game started 45 minutes after the National Weather Service issued an extreme heat warning as the temperature reached 100 degrees at first pitch at Dodger Stadium.
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve just been informed the cowboys won. Me going to a museum has contributed more wins than alleged defense guru Christian Parker
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna call a mental health audible and go to the Cheech museum instead of watching the 2nd half of the cowboys game
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dak Prescott is not elite
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
These Google ai ads are like “hey idiot, you’ve been watching football all your life, but still have no idea what’s going on.”
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cowboys about to lose to an 0-3 team and nothing will change
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fire Christian Parker. Fire Schottenheimer
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Roberto José Andrade Franco @randradefranco.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Last 20 years of Dallas Cowboys has been wasting offensive players who were, and are, good enough to win a SB
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
There’s always 3-4 plays where Dak holds on to the ball for far too long and those tds become field goals. Anyway Texans gonna win this.
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve seen enough. The Steelers won the Joey porter jr trade
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dakota Johnson, Taylor Swift and Turnstile? This SNL episode would’ve voted for Obama a third time.
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I want nothing but bad things to happen to Cavan Sullivan.
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A big soccer win for Trump voting Hispanics.
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Rodrigo @rod.pocho.online · 04/10/2026
All of our hopes lie with Mexico's favorite weeb now
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Rodrigo @rod.pocho.online · 04/10/2026
All things being said a Mexican defender losing his head after being down in two stupid goals and committing an act of violence on the field IS very Rafa Marquez tho......
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Berhalter is cut from the same loser cloth as his father
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Cavan Sullivan looks like temu Justin Bieber
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Gabo @imperatorgabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Santi «EL TRONCAZO» Giménez
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
All your cred down the drain with this skeet
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Looks like a pendejo while playing but doesn’t score
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Excuse me while I yell at my Mexican Argentine daughter to never be a disappointment like Santi Gimenez
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Claudio Reyna always look like he’s about to call his daddy
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Gabo @imperatorgabs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Santi «El Troncazo» Giménez
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Santi Gimenez is an inside job. No mames how do you miss that
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Rodrigo @rod.pocho.online · 08/07/2026
Nothing but respect for the new manager of the Mexico national team and my goat
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Phoenix Mexicans never beating the allegations
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gonna write a tight 5 minutes on bluey. It’ll go something like: “So I watch this Australian cartoon with my kid called bluey. It’s about a family of dogs that act like humans. The dad is like, ‘Oi, mate. a dingo IS my baby.’”
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Uncle Stripe and Muffin are just the worst
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The Wooorst! Meme Scene
ALT: The Wooorst! Meme Scene
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
In this case yes. It’s part of a film program called “highway horror”
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Dust devil and the wraith are both on criterion channel this month. LFG
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The greatest scam ever perpetrated is that Alejandro Gonzalez Iñarritu is an auteur filmmaker
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Gabriel San Román @gsanroman2.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NEW: Anaheim’s mayor admits to checking into the Betty Ford Center last year for treatment before suffering a relapse. She continued to deny serious allegations made against her in a legal claim. I report from an unredacted version of the filing. www.latimes.com/socal/daily-...
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Anaheim mayor admits to 'unhealthy relationship' with alcohol after aide files claim
Ashleigh Aitken, according to aide's formal allegations, looked through former city manager's belongings and photographed his medical prescription bottles. She also allegedly made inappropriate commen...
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Alan Henry @halophoenix.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like I said in the lede, in a few years there's gonna be a killer docudrama about ShinyHunters. I'm also talking about a new study from Northeastern that revals how many connected cars and their apps track you (and sell your data), among other things.
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Haha I believe it. What other names has it had?
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Fidel Martinez @fidel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is a lot of trash talk for a team that couldn’t even beat Michigan.
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