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Fiasco the cat

@fiascothecat.bsky.social
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Fiasco is BIG GENIUS can catch any kind of moth even MAMMOTH am still working on hims SCREENPLAY it is very good no u cannot read it (he/him).

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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 10h
Hello!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Go about ur business citizzen
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Turn off lite! Time for sleep!!!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nobody paying ANY attenshun to Fiasco For DAYS Probly gonna die now (from lack of attenshun) Dis all @octocon.bsky.social fault
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with white toes, dying of ennui in a round green cat bed with a fuzzy white lining. the bed is on a faux-wood desk.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not fine!!!!!!!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fiasco was here FIRST Wy is babby TRYIN TO FIT Clearly cannot fit!!!! ALSO IS TOUCHING FIASCO'S MOUSIE TOY!!!!!!!!! Big Friend do something Big Friend Big Friend do something do something
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying sideways on a pretty big rectangular cat bed covered with a blanket (because the heaty pad underneath needs to have something over it). next to me, barely visible, facing forwards, is my horrible horrible interloper babby sister, a fluffy black cat. between us is MY MOUSIE TOY, a white fabric toy with a witch's hat.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Any time is good time to touch someone's butt!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Actually Fiasco was finalist TWICE for prize Not many people know that
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Is new author foto! Almost done screenplay
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Fiasco am having hard day It tough to find time to work on hims screenplay Horrible Babby am unsympathetic Maybe if quick nap on Big Friend's leggy??
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, lying mostly asleep on top of my owner's leg, not visible under a floral print duvet
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe cannot finish screenplay now??? Time to sue
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
THE HECKIN' DAT WAS GOING TO BE FIASCO WRITING RETREAT BUT
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fiasco am here for a snugle Wat does KEEP CALM & HAIL MEGATRON mean
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, snuggling my owner and resting my head on her chest. she is wearing a black t-shirt with white writing on it and we are in bed.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Important thing is that Horrible Babby cannot fit in here Even tho Fiasco have been... somewhat eaten by shork
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby cat with a white bib, curled up (tho temporarily startled) inside a fabric cat bed that looks slightly like a shark, with a light grey fabric cushion. there are teeth around the opening, for example. mainly i have just come in here to hide from a horrible baby cat.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Fiasco was not going to EAT toes! Just chew!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Pffft it not matter fancy BOOK LEARNIN Him clearly is good lawyer Has fancy business cards Anyway Fiasco got TWO degrees from UNIVERSITY OF HARD KNOCKS (lived on the street & was very tough guy)
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
It right there in CRIMINAL CODE Nobody licks Fiasco not no way not no how
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Well Fiasco am contact hims LAWYER @gianttourtiere.bsky.social & we will see whom is laffing THEN
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Pffffffffffft and also pfft Babby does not know how to pose DIS is how u pose. U got to show ATTITUDE u got to show who is BOSS OF THE ROOM (which is me, Fiasco).
me, fiasco, a large, fluffy grey tabby. i am lying in a round green cat bed with a fuzzy white lining, on top of an old wooden console table. i have one arm hanging over the edge of the bed and the other resting on the edge, sort of like i am driving with one arm hanging out of the open window.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
No but listen one time Fiasco ALMOST got a lick lick of the hollandays (sp?) saus and Big Friend was like "NO FIASCO NO LICK" so it MUST be good!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Well Fiasco wanted PEOPLE FOOD Eggs bnenedict!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Man Big Friend says today is supposed to be SOMETHING SPECIAL but u know what Fiasco got for breakfast Cat food
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fiasco am perfectly happy over here thank u
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Morning treats!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
BIG FRIEND JUST PATTED DOWN FIASCO LIKE A CRIMINALL
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
NO Big Friend has NOTHING in her hart except CRUELTY FOR FIASCO and maybe some lint
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
YEAH
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Fiasco have the hardest life Maybe in the WHOLE WORLB Big Friend got up & woke Fiasco up and then TURNED ON LITE Nobody know this level of sufering
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby with white toes and green eyes, lying on my side on my owner's bed. i am looking at the viewer with an expression of great suffering.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Hmmmm could do better on offer Fiasco will have to contact hims lawyer @gianttourtiere.bsky.social
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Big Friend is for keeping toes warm :)
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
FIASCO AM DYING
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
POISON DEDLY GERMS FROM HORRIBLE BABBY
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Well yeah So much yelling
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Secrit Fiasco reasons OBVIUSLY
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Allllll part of Fiasco's big genius plan
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
No no, it am all part of Fiasco's strategy Big giant complecated plan
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Fiasco will unleash hims... SECRIT FIGHTING STYLE
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Extremely imporptant: guard Big Friend and make sure no bad guys come in from hallway or other badness like evil ghost etc or horrible babby for e.g.
me, fiasco, a large grey tabby. i am lying with my back to the viewer, on a pale blue floral duvet cover. i am leaning on my owner's leggy under the duvet.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Oooooh weird idea
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Listen dis is hard Dialog coach keep telling Fiasco "No no u cannot just say wehhhhhhh u have to say wat is on page" Dis is STIFFLING Fiasco's CREATIVITYS
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Can't remember
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Well Fiasco am shocked, just SHOCKED
me, fiasco, a fluffy grey tabby, photographed on big friend's pale blue floral print duvet. i am looking past the viewer to the right, and my pupils are thin because the room is bright.
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
KITTEN STEPPED ON FIASCO'S HEAD
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Uhhhhhhh why would u want to take picture of ANYTHING with no Fiasco in it is BORING PICTURE
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
OUR desk because Fiasco am CO-RITER with all ur stuffs now!! OUR desk!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Fiasco will call hims lawyer!!!!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
It chilly in the downstairs Fiasco am here for a snugle!!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yes!! Want ants!!
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Fiasco waz making direct eye contact asking for help Big Friend did not help
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Fiasco the cat @fiascothecat.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
No interrupt DJ set!!!!!!!!!!!!
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