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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439

@fftimberwolf.bsky.social
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Just that Andrew guy with the beard. You forgot everything but the beard anyway.

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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Dear AARP, I'm not that old, just yet
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
If your bass shakes the whole building, it's too loud.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
7AM on the dot for some Waste Management dubstep as the garbage truck passes
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Went to ask my manager a question on a ticket involving a sensitive user. Noticed a big meeting with all the senior staff. Realized this is not where I parked my car.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Fixed a commercial laser printer by unjamming paper from the fuser unit saving the state 600 dollars
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
In a personal worst, I've been WHAM! 'd
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
I'm too old to move. I'm just glad it's done
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
The planet is healing Sweet Tomatoes gears up for return to south Fort Myers | Hospitality | gulfshorebusiness.com share.google/27QH5aP0vVo2...
gulfshorebusiness.com
gulfshorebusiness.com
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
I know I'm old because I'm pleased with upgrading my CPAP equipment.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I'm out of Memphis BBQ, and there's no sense in replacing it before I move. *Big sad*
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
It was cold enough in my apartment this morning my coffee was steaming
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Last day of Oktoberfest.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I've recently discovered elderflower liquor. This could be interesting
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Galaxy store has 4 apps to update. *Select* Galaxy store must be updated to update apps *Angry select*
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Probably on the sauce
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Every time we think EA can't sink any lower, they prove us wrong.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
First game I bought my PC at the time couldn't run
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
We need a ghost to tell us this?
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
I love Hockez!
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Saw ground beef at Sam's Club for almost $24/lbs Trump economy, y'all.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
I have a job offer. It's not great but it's better than unemployment and the benefits are finally nice. Progress.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Butterfly is why we're getting a scourge
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
I'm ignoring the fantasy story line in my AI story generator and I'm radicalizing the NPCs to a communist revolution. This is WAY better.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
HR really needs to go fuck itself asking for SSN, DL, selective service registration and 5(!) reference for low end jobs, at the time of application.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Yeah my Publix is less than 500m away, but I struggle some days too.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
No delivery services?
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Oh wait, got my parties mixed up. I thought the SVP said it.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
SP says something smart?
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The liver epidemic in a few years is going to be spectacular
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
So is diversity. Bonus when both!
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Apparently I cant edit my own posts, but to clarify, it was Skull Cultist - Swornshadow
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Letting Youtube run its rabbit hole while I'm in the other room. It goes from late 90s early 00 House to something hitting different, and I think, "This is something Steve would spin." It was @skullcultist.bsky.social
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
3am and some douche with a tiny penis and larger engine than they can safely control decided to do an intersection take over. Thanks, just what I wanted.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I was chased by an unusually fast alligator in my dream
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Don't chase after them
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
There's a girl with a basket of them in the prologue area
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 19/07/2025
Not a very daring menu
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
And here I could be speaking Spanish and being an EU member with free healthcare
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
Did you do it?
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
For anyone following Dune Awakening, I've finally built a carry all.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
Make it your mission to ask them as many stupid questions as you humanly can
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
My SOCIAL opposition means nothing. My influence opposition is less gentle.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
It's ok. Ukulele can double as a stake.
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
@skullcultist.bsky.social
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
How did that turn out for her?
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
They should use that as album art
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
@skullcultist.bsky.social
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I am the coolest kid @skullcultist.bsky.social
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
I've been initiated in to Chicago tonight. I had a shot of Malört
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Omni'Mech - Commiting war crimes since 2439 @fftimberwolf.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
I've accidentally become a yacht expert for my LARP
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