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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Updates: Had a great show with Selofan and Cortland Alley Sep 4 in Seattle. Got to play with my fave band of all time, Leaether Strip, along w/Cervello Elletronico and Mortal Realm in Spokane, WA. Had a packed Goth Nite on Friday. It's been wild and fun!

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 20/10/2025

Oh hi. Okay, it's been awhile. I should be on here more. Mooooooore

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 13/09/2025

What's up? Great day, Wednesday. My birthday, I mean. I got a cool pinolith skull and everything!

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Wait. Was Hulk Hogan taken out to get The Base distracted because of the Epstein files? HMMMMMMmmmmm

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 24/07/2025

Hulk Hogan died, hey? What a shame, I guess. Anyway...

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 11/07/2025

Locals, Skull Cultist is doing a fun show with Bixlee, Ultraklystron, and Nursehella at the Phoenix Bar on August 1. Come on down and kick ass with us! <3

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

I got some good news and some bad news. I'll start with the bad news first. The Bad News: Too bad it wasn't sooner. The Good News: Jimmy Swaggart died.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 24/06/2025

Skull Cutist live! Aug 1, Victoria BC, Phoenix Bar and Grill w/ Ultraklystron, Nursehella, Bixlee Aug 16, Spokane, WA, Big Dipper, w/ Rabbit Junk, Lost Masters Sep 4, Seattle, Funhouse, w/ Selofan, Cortlandt Alley Oct 10, Spokane, WA, w/ Leaether Strip, Cervello Elettronico, Mortal Realm More TBA

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 23/06/2025

Always remember: HISTORY IS A MOTHERFUCKER Enjoy the feedback loops, friends!

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

Remember, kids, if their listed socials occupation thing says "Self-Employed Entrepreneur", you can safely discard anything they say outright. :)

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

This is the greatest thing the Canadian Monarchy has done: Given a Governor General's Literary Award to a book about a human woman having a sexual affair with a bear.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

So, what are those right-wing weirdos gonna do when ACTUAL violent riots break out? Oh, yeah, that's right: They will most probably be the ones doing the violent rioting. (Maybe. Most of them are all talk and memes.)

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

A deep irony of my life is that I'm a pro-level editor/copywriter* and I still can't take my EPK completely seriously. I do hope those that read it are amused, at the very least. (*Meaning I have made my living doing these things at points in my existence as a human worm baby.)

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 11/06/2025

Eeeee! Very much excite to be playing with Rabbit Junk and Lost Masters in Spokane, WA on August 16th! Plus, Lost Masters will be doing guest vox on anew track-- only performed live in Spokane! This will also be a The Road trip for me and my sons haha (Family joke, but also a road trip!)

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 07/06/2025

It's weird to me that it's more to ship the same package to western Oregon or the Seattle area from here in Victoria, BC than to Florida or New York.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

My Skull Cultist SEIZE THE MEANS shirts are up on Bandcamp! Come get some (if you like). :) skullcultist.bandcamp.com/merch/skull-...

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 05/06/2025

Do not revile the pacifists. Do not condemn the peacemakers. For it will be they who embrace us and calm us once we are done with our shovels.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

I missed a whole time period of posting on here because I was in Seattle for a week for Mechanismus Festival. It was fucking awesome, by the way. How's everyone doing?

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

I am SO excited for October! I'm playing with Leaether Strip, Cervello Elletronico, and Mortal Realm in Spokane! Eeeee! Okay, I should save some of the excitement for next week, when Skull Cultist plays Mechanismus Festival in Seattle.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I recall a guy in high school that was pretty husky, covered in pimples, wasn't very clever, and was below average looking. He would openly mock others for their weight and looks. Honestly, it made no sense. Anyway, that dude might as well be the POTUS now.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

I truly enjoy combining favourite pastimes.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 01/05/2025

I just read a thread where the majority of commenters were arguing against Arabic numerals being used in school. It's weird to see a joke meme become real. America is cooked, y'all.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

Hey everyone, you want a good joke before I go to bed? Yeah? Okay, here goes... Pete Hegseth. Thank you! Thank you! Have a good night.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I'm a type 1 diabetic. I have ADHD. I'm autistic. I have lupus. I have Parry Romberg Syndrome. I have other issues. And yet, I'm in way better shape and have a better life than RFK Jr. And yet, he wants his Eugenics Gestapo to come after me and people like me. Glad I moved to Canada.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

Years and years ago, I said something like "If they all become like Michelle Bachmann, everything is truly fucked." And now, here we are, living within the Bachmann Book, if you will. Fun.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 22/04/2025

At least it's not the usual sofa photo sent from the family.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Had a great time in Nanaimo BC on Saturday! Darrian's first gig with Skull Cultist was flawless. And Landscape Body Machine and Eva X slayed. Perfect venue, promoter, and DJ. I like to think of this as a middle finger of love. Victoria on the 27th and Vancouver on May 9th! (Photo by LBM)

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

I just want to note that me, my partner in life-crimes, and my oldest son have the autism. We pay our taxes, live vibrant, awesome lives, my oldest just got his certification in Horticulture, I have a history degree, and my partner is a successful hair stylist and artist rad mom. DIAF, RFK Jr.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Speaking of Easter, at the rate I'm going, it'll be next Easter when "Groveling Worship Machine" is released. Sigh.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 18/04/2025

Easter means nothing to me but holiday pay. When people say "Happy Easter" (which is, honestly, very rare), I just go "Sure, okay. Same to you." There could never be an Easter ever again, and I don't know if I'd even notice.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 17/04/2025

Folks, the second Fyre Festival was cancelled. Or postponed or something. I know, I know: Shocking. Wait. PEOPLE BOUGHT TICKETS? Dang, dude. This kinda explains human history in a nutshell.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

You know, people like the Nazis existed before the Nazis, and so it stands to reason that groups of people will be like the Nazis again. Humans somehow think that they're not the same pain-by-numbers schtick on repeat, yet here we are. Humans are a karmic ouroboros. Karma isn't real; but humans are

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Speaking of history, I always cry-laugh when people talk about history like it's all in the past, like history isn't the same cycles over and over and over. My friends, you are living in history, as history happens, and can see the history that will happen. Good luck.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

Them: "I think I'm going to have an academic focus on history." Me: "Do you like alcohol?" Them: "Not really." Me: "You will."

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 11/04/2025

I won't lie, I kinda miss 1d4chan. But, then again, I just read the news and it's like having the knock-off version.

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Void Signal @voidsignal.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

Void Signal has come, this time with @skullcultist.bsky.social. Find the interview live now anywhere podcasts haunt, and catch me performing w/ SC opening night of Mechanismus. #skullcultist, #stevesaunders, #mechanismus, #voidsignal Here: tinyurl.com/vsskullcultist or anywhere podcasts worship.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 02/04/2025

Note: I'm pretty sure I can play Bannerlord for 25 hours straight, but that's about it. What a fucking legend that Cory Booker is.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

In Canada, April Fool's Day is illegal. To engage in such activities nets you a 145 dollar fine and a suspension of coupon and sales for no less than one year.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 01/04/2025

I always laugh when I see Americans complain about gas prices. Like, have you seen the gas prices here? Like 6-7 bucks a gallon. It just seems like less because it's in metric, which is Linear A for Americans.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 31/03/2025

Third term, hey? Yo, you remember that Alex Garland film from way back in 2024? Life imitates art, I suppose. Buckle up and get a shovel. Gonna be a fun few years.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Earlier, I was shopping, and whilst picking up broccoli, I couldn't get the bag open to put it in. Smooth fingertips from bloodsugar-testing, alas. But the staff member who helped me was covered in Warhammer tattoos, and we nerded out. He listens to the Galaxy in Flames podcast we do, which is neat.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 21/03/2025

"AH! Where did you come from?" "We are DOGE!" "Oh. And just what is DOGE?" "We're the Department of Government Efficiency." "Efficiency? It's not very efficient." "Well, it IS a government department, after all." The Monty Python-like comedy just writes itself.

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Skull Cultist @skullcultist.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Lest we forget that Canada has always been the frog, and the United States the scorpion.

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