FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Looking for (1) mutual to join a free, 12-team, best ball redraft league with experimental settings. Rosters consist of 3 Flex, 2 Superflex, and 1 Bench. Scoring settings below. 200
FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 17/01/2026In the Walz cut, the film ends rather abruptly as Sam convinces Frodo to simply hand over the ring, whispering “don’t take the bait, Mr. Frodo.” 030
FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 24/11/2025"You may now mute food discourse *and* complaining about food discourse." 000
FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 15/10/2025Pitchers when they can’t intentionally walk Ohtani for the millionth time 020
FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 06/09/2025The plan? Draft only joke WRs and ensure they’re always improbably injured or suspended. If any of them are somehow active, check down to a covered RB or a washed TE instead. 000
FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 21/07/2025You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature? Alien (1979) and Ready or Not (2019) 020
FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 28/05/2025, but Wemby and Doncic together average 1 neck. Billy,,, we only need 1 neck. 010
FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 01/12/2024If you investigate the WRs drafted from these two schools over the last twenty years, this is what you’ll find: 030
FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 14/11/2024"LBs should score like TEs -- best chance at a 30-50 point game should be 3 sacks." 110
FF Sphinx @ffsphinx.bsky.social · 12/11/2024When John Metchie nets your tanking dynasty team a two-point ‘win’ 040
![Parodic post-game fantasy blurb.
The headline reads: "As Shedeur Sanders goes 16-of-25 in putrid loss, area press reminds fans 'Shedeur isn't responsible for his or his teammates' failures.'"
The body reads: "Sanders' performance might've been called Brosmerian, had Max Brosmer not made his first (and assuredly last) career start later in the day. Fortunately, Ohio local media remains immune to reality. 'Akron Al' of the Cleveland Carbuncle writes: 'Sanders wasn't on the field for Dillon Gabriel's five starts. Sanders can't unfumble balls from the sideline. You guys think [Shedeur] can just throw the ball wherever he wants? He's only a quarterback, after all.' Slated to author the third act of another lost Browns season, Sanders will be on the QB3 radar in Week 14."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:73y5zdztbe7xpyaiu74chqen/bafkreifc2vwthmseyjd5p67z3n66mhdmiglbvyi6iiaiwnzfhx7pogujsq)
