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non-human witch boar-pup-gato-robo-proot-doll thing from the depths of hell called russia most of my information is available on my website; check out extra […] 🌉 bridged from ⁂ mastodon.catgirl.cloud/@libffi, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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alice boars @ffi.lol · 14h
Two copies of the "Wires" meme of the cat staring are sent. One of them is from me, and another one is a result of a PluralKit command failing.
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Depths of Wiktionary @depthsofwiktionary.wikis.world.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026
[Screenshot of the English entry for "water crouton" on Wiktionary]

Noun
1. (Internet slang, humorous) Synonym of ice cube. 

Etymology: From water + crouton (“small piece of dried or fried bread”), due to their visual resembence.

[Sidebar image, captioned "A water crouton next to a regular crouton"]
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 26/09/2026
stupid ass fucking email
Hi libffi,

Still need help? You can reach us on help.ea.com .

Thanks,
EA Help
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 25/09/2026
yeah im queer as fuck they call me `namespace nonstd {}`
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 14/09/2026
[smoking] yesterday's haul was amazing
alice boars is captioned saying "guys, they undercooked my icecream". It is met with a response of "what the fuck did u smoke" by Charlotte.
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 13/09/2026
рот ебала лесов местных шоб вылезти надо было по дереву забираться
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 09/09/2026
20 now
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 06/09/2026
holy shit interview tomorrow hoping it'll be fine
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 02/09/2026
psa to anyone who says edm
A "Stop Doing X" meme format with the following properties: The title is "STOP DOING EDM", point one is "DIFFERENT GENRES WERE NOT MEANT TO BE GROUPED TOGETHER", point two is "YEARS OF LABELING yet NO REAL USE FOUND FOR more than just SAYING THE REAL GENRE NAME", point three is "Wanted to group them together anyway? We had a label for that. It was called MUSIC!", point four is "Yes, PUH-LEASE keep trance, hardbass, breakbeat and gabber in one bucket. PUH-LEASE group together trap and glitch and speedcore - sentences dreamed up by the fucking Deranged.". The bottom is "They have played us for absolute fucking fools."
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 30/08/2026
блять, what the fuck is this?
A can of lemonade branded as "VK Caramel Orange".
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 29/08/2026
утрачат. it is 11pm.
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Tim :blobcatcookienom: @tim.wetdry.world.ap.brid.gy · 28/08/2026
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 27/08/2026
this one just finished farewell for the first time
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 26/08/2026
they got em hypnokink drivers in linux now
A Linux 7.2.0 kernel option help-page, the option is titled "PlayStation 2 Trance Vibrator driver support" and the driver is named trancevibrator.
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 26/08/2026
morny, yall
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 23/08/2026
[deltarune ch3, kink] tenna is snuffbait
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 23/08/2026
[MH-] hypomania.. whether we're experiencing it right now or not, we're unsure, however holy FUCK is it easy to do/progress on stuff in this state
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 21/08/2026
swag? swaaaaag
A PocketBook Verse 629 running a web browser with a personal SearXNG instance open.
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 21/08/2026
i got a copy of the leaked gta vi build and surprisingly it works okay-ish under proton (~25fps @ 1440p, rtx 3070, medium) ive only gotten 5 hours into it so far and it's been fun, though the trans sister snuffbait puppygirl incest scene felt a little bit forced in there
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Feditips @feditips.mastodon.social.fraudulent.link.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026
If your timeline isn't mostly mentally ill trans girls you're using fedi wrong #feditips
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emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 21/08/2026
mfs will have centre right politics and act like they're leftists because they're queer then proceed get to mad when leftists don't share their politics
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
blue sky with the meme text saying: "cloudwatchers be like, damn maybe next time."
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 21/08/2026
[substance use] it's kinda fun that thc makes us, more plural so to speak? like yeah a lot of it is anxiety lifting and stuff akin to it, but... we feeel less median and more distinct by a lot, to the point where we can actively be distinctive between our members
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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amelia.svg @ameliasvg.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
dualbooting windows on a computer with a linux main drive is like boymoding
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 20/08/2026
[what, marx reference] fitting everything together by lennart poetterinng is the das kapital of the modern-day linux desktop
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 19/08/2026
#pgp #openpgp RFC 9980, previously known as `draft-ietf-openpgp-pqc`, or known in both times as "Post-Quantum Cryptography in OpenPGP", is now out. That entails a few things: 1. Personally, I am going to rotate my PGP key everywhere to a new identity generated with PQ certificates. This will […]
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link altink :spinny_cat_pan: :spinny_cat_nb: @link.js.meowingwo.men.ap.brid.gy · 07/08/2026
Close-up photo of a wrist captioned "Guys, should I get this perfume"
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 15/08/2026
omg the smoke was so warm,.,.
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 14/08/2026
discovered PubChem today holy fuck, it is a goldmine of information
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🔞 Rubber Highwire @rubberhighwire.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 13/08/2026
[drugs shitpost] "Отсутствует пример употребления"? so to speak надо было за мной вчера смотреть smh
Скриншот страницы русского Wiktionary, слово - "шмаль". На скриншоте выделено курсором "Отсутствует пример употребления" напротив определения "сигареты с наркотиком" (жаргон). Справа от данной надписи написано жёлтым текстом "(см. рекомендации).".
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 09/08/2026
i stay winning my cast is fucking gone im cleared to walk just give me a few bumps and life wouldnt be any better
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eri :neofox_flag_nb: :fox_floofing: @eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy · 08/08/2026
solar and nuclear are not enemies. they should be making out sloppy style over the dead corpse of coal
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 08/08/2026
giving tuna client a try it is, somewhat laggy but holy hell is it a nice client.. didn't expect it to have reactions, for one
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 08/08/2026
i am so bad at designing APIs and overall project structure, it is hard and kills a lot of motivation and is the most important step tbh
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 08/08/2026
...huh?
The command execution reported taking negative 808 milliseconds.
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 03/08/2026
[fate reference, shitpost/ironic, ai/vibecoding mention] I am the skill of my agent OpenAI is my body and Anthropic is my blood I have created over a thousand slops Unknown to Labour, Nor known to Work. Have withstood pain to create many startups Yet, those hands will never make anything So as […]
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 29/07/2026
yall, is this cursed or not? ~~as a side-note why do i still tag myself as`VirtualFreeEx`? i only use that alias on 2 forges, not anywhere else and don't go by it at all nowadays~~
A TODO comment left with a tag of VirtualFreeEx, which has a 2nd line that is padded to begin at the start of the content of the first line.
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 27/07/2026
me: mom, can we get a shell at home? mom: we have shell at home shell at home:
An interactive Python instance is hacked together to act as a shell, in a way.
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johannes, snoot booper 🎨 💖💜💙 @yc99.eurosky.social · 21/07/2026
openSUSIE
a logo of openSUSE edited to look like susie deltarune
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 20/07/2026
native python libraries can have a bit of function hooking of cpython internals, as a treat
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 19/07/2026
[O(verall)H(ealth) negative] (fucking hate) ssri/sndri withdrawl syndrome x)
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 17/07/2026
ELECTR - Fuwa Fuwa Spring Storm - 02 Illusionary Night
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 16/07/2026
venlafaxine is silly but ultimately i can't continue using it therapeutically rip
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 16/07/2026
why do i be hallucinating whar
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 16/07/2026
the evil gay thoughts are eroding my brain (if macrosign is actually macro, should i then create a shimloader for elf + nt binaries that checks sections .macrosign for signatures for various sections?)
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alice boars @ffi.lol · 16/07/2026
slept for 15 hours i love skipping reality
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