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G Sam Altman-Santos

@fewf.bsky.social
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previously EdTech and NewsMedia-Tech, now a law student that is actually my name but I usually just go by Greg save a secret for the moon

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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yes it is objectively funny that the Manhattan Institute fails to properly capitalize English here as it calls for immigrants to be screened for ability in the language
screenshot of Manhattan Institute's description of its own immigration reform plan:

"This plan would legislatively cap refugee admissions at under 50,000 annually, end the parent of U.S. citizen green card category, classify spouses and children of permanent residents as immediate relatives, end chain migration for all other relatives that aren't married or minor children of Americans, and eliminate the diversity visa lottery. The plan would then use the over 200,000 eliminated green cards to create a points based system that prioritizes immigrants based on education, age, and english [sic] ability."
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
pictures working again post something stupid from your phone
book found at Goodwill showing steak on the bbq on the cover with title "MEAT FOR GROWING CHRISTIANS"
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ok it was just friggin gorgeous out
downtown Brooklyn with an amazing sunset behind it
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
NYC actually has 12 seasons meme showing we're in the Spring of Deception
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
google listing the Brooklyn bar The Crown Inn as a hotel (motel?) I obv have no proof but I refuse to not add this to my mental list of things that are getting worse because of AI
screenshot of google search for "crown inn" :

Motels | 11225, Brooklyn, NY
Mon, Mar 23
Tue, Mar 24
2



The Crown Inn
4.5(627)
Rustic-chic saloon with craft cocktails



Crown Inn
$74
3.0(81) · 2-star hotel
Free parking
·
Free Wi-Fi



Crown Motor Inn
3.8(560)
Free parking
More hotels
screenshot of google travel expanded view of The Crown Inn (which is a bar) telling you that you should contact the property for rates and availability of rooms (which they don't have, because they're a bar)
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
when we hosted my kid's bday at the grandparents' house in LA, Grandpa was aghast when I suggested getting a case of beer for the grown-ups. meanwhile in Brooklyn...
table and a kids party with drinks on it, Capri Sun and Apple juice casually sitting next to beers and spiked seltzers and a fifth of Tito's vodka
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
they corrected it fast

Reality check: While the measures could garner the simple majority needed for Senate passage, Trump could then simply veto it.

It's highly unlikely Congress has the two-thirds majorities in both chambers to overturn his veto.
That means the House votes would effectively be symbolic rebukes of the president's tariffs.
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
post a famous bathroom scene
Ben Stiller in his prom tuxedo zipping his pants and getting his peepee caught in There's Something About
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
ok I took a better picture
sign on a building in Brooklyn "Affordable Housing for New Yorkers" with the mayor shown as "Edward I Koch"
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
it'll be the 7th mayor for this sign at Rogers and Hawthorne in Brooklyn
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Variety expects us to do a few mental leaps to make it a relatively innocuous reference to Victoria's Secret
text from the Variety article about the Trump Epstein letter with highlighting on: 

...secret.'” (Epstein was a close friend and business associate of Wexner and a fixture at the lingerie line’s fashion shows.)
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
heck yes
partial screenshot of gmail showing Inbox with count 27972
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Marge, standing next to Homer eating a hot dog: "What do you do? Follow my husband around?"
Hot dog cart operator: "Lady, he's putting my kids through college."
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
They may have fixed this one I screengrabbed a week or so ago. Ziprecruiter slop page it cites is still up www.ziprecruiter.com/Salaries/Ste...
screenshot of Google "People also ask" widget "What is Stephen Colbert's annual salary?" AI Overview answer: "While the precise annual salary of Stephen Colbert isn't publicly disclosed, Ziprecruiter... estimated to be around $41,250 per year..."
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
might have something to do with the fact that, despite party affiliation numbers, it's closer to only 2-1 for Kamala voters outnumbering Trump ones
article says "According to unofficial results from the city Board of Elections (BOE), Trump, who has previously not gained much support in the Big Apple, received 30% Democratic Vice President Kamala Harris' 68%."
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
movie theater marquis from the 1980's: The Fly / Gods Must Be Crazy / Aliens
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Spinal Tap "These go to 11" meme
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
what in the world is this cyber-jizz dripping down off Musk's chin in this Getty photo?
image of Musk in the US Capitol where some strange light effect(?) is going on around his chin/lapel - Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
they've done it again
picture of the skeeter with a fresh haircut
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
how'd we do?
my new 'do
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
how is your profile pic not this?
frame of the Simpsons Season 7 Episode 16 showing the town historian
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
not available for comment at this time
left: Sinclair, the baby from Dinosaurs
right: fmr. atty general Bill Barr

both looking slightly down and to the right
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
my favorite article to post there becomes my favorite article to post here
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