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G Sam Altman-Santos

@fewf.bsky.social
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previously EdTech and NewsMedia-Tech, now a law student that is actually my name but I usually just go by Greg save a secret for the moon

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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
yes it is objectively funny that the Manhattan Institute fails to properly capitalize English here as it calls for immigrants to be screened for ability in the language
screenshot of Manhattan Institute's description of its own immigration reform plan:

"This plan would legislatively cap refugee admissions at under 50,000 annually, end the parent of U.S. citizen green card category, classify spouses and children of permanent residents as immediate relatives, end chain migration for all other relatives that aren't married or minor children of Americans, and eliminate the diversity visa lottery. The plan would then use the over 200,000 eliminated green cards to create a points based system that prioritizes immigrants based on education, age, and english [sic] ability."
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ok I really messed this thread up. I also failed to mention the most "chef"-y part of the recipe. as the broth warmed up I charred the flat sides of a halved onion and a halved knob of ginger in a pan on high heat. then they went into the broth. I also added 2 tbsp fish sauce once it was simmering
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I made chicken pho at home and it came out way better than I expected, so I'm just gonna share here to remember forever. fill biggest pot you've got with probably like 12 cups of water or enough to comfortably accommodate a 3-4 pound chicken
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
pictures working again post something stupid from your phone
book found at Goodwill showing steak on the bbq on the cover with title "MEAT FOR GROWING CHRISTIANS"
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
ok it was just friggin gorgeous out
downtown Brooklyn with an amazing sunset behind it
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/04/2026
Elon Musk is a fucking Nazi.
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
google listing the Brooklyn bar The Crown Inn as a hotel (motel?) I obv have no proof but I refuse to not add this to my mental list of things that are getting worse because of AI
screenshot of google search for "crown inn" :

Motels | 11225, Brooklyn, NY
Mon, Mar 23
Tue, Mar 24
2



The Crown Inn
4.5(627)
Rustic-chic saloon with craft cocktails



Crown Inn
$74
3.0(81) · 2-star hotel
Free parking
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Free Wi-Fi



Crown Motor Inn
3.8(560)
Free parking
More hotels
screenshot of google travel expanded view of The Crown Inn (which is a bar) telling you that you should contact the property for rates and availability of rooms (which they don't have, because they're a bar)
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
when we hosted my kid's bday at the grandparents' house in LA, Grandpa was aghast when I suggested getting a case of beer for the grown-ups. meanwhile in Brooklyn...
table and a kids party with drinks on it, Capri Sun and Apple juice casually sitting next to beers and spiked seltzers and a fifth of Tito's vodka
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man and a girl are standing next to each other and the girl is saying mostly
Alt: gif from Aliens where the girl says to Sigourney Weaver "mostly"
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
uhoh I think I'm being ratio'ed?
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
post a famous bathroom scene
Ben Stiller in his prom tuxedo zipping his pants and getting his peepee caught in There's Something About
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
basically this
youtube.com
So Pitted
YouTube video by topshelf26
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
it'll be the 7th mayor for this sign at Rogers and Hawthorne in Brooklyn
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Zach Everson @zacheverson.com · 14/11/2025
“Housing shortage – Jews to blame," letter sticker, German Reich, 1938 zwangsraeume.berlin/en/context
A stamped letter saying "Die Wohungsnot Schuld Der Juden"
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
media.tenor.com
a man in a striped shirt and tie says i have people skills i am good at dealing with people can t you understand that
Alt: Office Space meme of a man in a striped shirt and tie says i have people skills i am good at dealing with people can t you understand that
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
I didn't think the leopards would eat *MY* niche!
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Recurse Center @recurse.com · 23/07/2025
We spent two months talking with RC alums and thinking deeply about how LLMs are changing programming and learning. Here’s what we learned, and how we're currently thinking about AI at RC: t.co/ddFj486ch8
t.co
https://www.recurse.com/blog/191-developing-our-position-on-ai
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
heck yes
partial screenshot of gmail showing Inbox with count 27972
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
I too remain flummoxed why journalists/politicos/civil society remain on X. Even without all the Nazis, without white genocide, without mechahitler, it just doesn't make sense. What if Trump had bought Twitter instead of Musk? Or Truth social merged with it? Would they stay? it's basically the same.
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
there's 1 registered Republican in NYC for every 7 registered Dems. but it's more like 1 Trump voter for every 2 Kamala voters. Do the math: it's Trump-voting Rs who register as Ds to influence the assumed conclusive Dem primary, that are voting for Cuomo.
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
this is straight up nazi shit www.axios.com/2025/05/15/s...
axios.com
How false "white genocide" claims became central to Trump's view of South Africa
Trump, Elon Musk and Marco Rubio have all accused South Africa of treating white citizens poorly.
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
I don't play the Inbox Zero game, instead I get excited when my inbox count is palindromic
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
They may have fixed this one I screengrabbed a week or so ago. Ziprecruiter slop page it cites is still up www.ziprecruiter.com/Salaries/Ste...
screenshot of Google "People also ask" widget "What is Stephen Colbert's annual salary?" AI Overview answer: "While the precise annual salary of Stephen Colbert isn't publicly disclosed, Ziprecruiter... estimated to be around $41,250 per year..."
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Ed Martin dismissing the same case that he's representing the defense in, and Elon Musk having to bring back Elez both demonstrate one thing to me: very few ppl want to do this work
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
movie theater marquis from the 1980's: The Fly / Gods Must Be Crazy / Aliens
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Spinal Tap "These go to 11" meme
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
“This year has the potential to be the worst fire season ever,” said Ken Nelson, Chief of the Fire Division of the Mountains Recreation and Conservation Authority came across this in my doomscrolling mrca.ca.gov/press/mrca-f... -- prescient
mrca.ca.gov
MRCA Fire Division Urges Fire Prevention in Los Angeles Hillsides and Canyons - MRCA
After two years of record rain, and significantly high vegetation growth, the Mountains Recreation and Conservation Authority urges residents to work together to prevent a local fire disaster. LOS ANG...
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
what in the world is this cyber-jizz dripping down off Musk's chin in this Getty photo?
image of Musk in the US Capitol where some strange light effect(?) is going on around his chin/lapel - Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
they've done it again
picture of the skeeter with a fresh haircut
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I signed up for "premium" @boingboing.bsky.social and I have "gift" (trial) memberships to "share"? anyone want one?
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
when I put a piece of clothing on, I say it's "getting some action"
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 10/09/2023
screaming at Spotify: I said I want my music gayer! ... GAYER!!
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 05/09/2023
Sublime ft. Gwen Stefani > No Doubt ft. Bradley
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
it's so nice out in Brooklyn strangers are stopping to talk about it
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
please clap
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 10/07/2023
not available for comment at this time
left: Sinclair, the baby from Dinosaurs
right: fmr. atty general Bill Barr

both looking slightly down and to the right
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 09/07/2023
when I put a piece of clothing on, I say it's "getting some action"
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
best news all year: I can play the truly excellent backgammon AI again at bkgm.com/motif/go.html ! it's been years since browsers shut off support for Java Applets but a Chrome extension Cheerpj gives this 1998 implementation life again!
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
my favorite article to post there becomes my favorite article to post here
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
my barber! 🥰
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G Sam Altman-Santos @fewf.bsky.social · 29/06/2023
the smell of aggressive air-conditioning and unsmoked weed
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