Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Not tearing families apart or forcing people to choose between rent and medicine? No, apparently the sin is maybe getting bred at a glory hole. Not my thing—if it’s yours, Helena Homewrecker, enjoy—but it’s wild what people decide is unforgivable. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Something about “I’ll expose Mike Johnson as gay” feels off. No one should be shoved out of the closet. But really—is being gay the worst thing to his supporters? 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 20/09/2025Laura Loomer has had more gender-affirming procedures done to herself than all of the trans people I know put together. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 15/09/2025“There is nowhere in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil. And how you die does not redeem how you live.” -Pastor Howard John-Wesley Alfred Street Baptist Church 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 11/09/2025Gun violence spares no one. It steals lives, shatters families, and threatens our freedom—but, it is preventable. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 08/09/2025Owning the libs? In this economy? They're going to have to be putting us on layaway at this point. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 30/06/2025Smudging? Burning sage? Please. In a Filipino house, that’s called frying tuyo or heating up bagoong. The smell hits you like a 🩴 to the face. If the spirits can survive that? Let them stay. They’ve earned it. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 22/06/2025But good news! ICE agents finally get their moment—grab your guns, boys, and go fight Daddy’s war! Nothing says “patriot” like deflecting a dictatorship with camouflage and chaos. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Oh wow, Trump started an unconstitutional war—how totally on-brand! Probably just trying to spice things up since the economy’s on life support, people are vanishing like it’s a magic trick, and, oops, he might’ve cheated. 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 11/06/2025In 1986, it was pressure, not pitchforks that defeated Ferdinand Marcos in the Philippines. Only 3.5% of the Filipino population protested for three days. They boycotted all of the Marcos-allied businesses until those allies called for him to step down. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Or do we keep the pressure, not the pitchforks? Progress isn’t always pretty—but neither are we before our morning coffee. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Now the left wants perfection out the gate—one slip and you’re canceled harder than cable. Gavin Newsom’s record on trans issues isn’t perfect, but should we yeet him into the same bin as Trump? 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 11/06/2025In 2008, Obama wasn’t exactly waving the rainbow flag—dude didn’t even back marriage equality. But by term two? Full-blown ally, Beyoncé levels. 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Article III – Courts Judges interpret the law. Supreme Court’s the drama-filled final word. Lifetime jobs—like your tita who never retires but loves to judge. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Article II – President The President’s the boss—but like, can’t do everything. Signs laws, runs the military, does speeches, kisses babies, and prays for no scandals. 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Articles Article I – Congress We hired Congress to make laws, not take naps. Two teams: the House (rowdy) and the Senate (older, slower). They better work or we vote ’em out. 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Preamble We the people are sick of chaos, so we’re putting some rules down—to keep things fair, chill, safe, and free. For us, our kids, and our kids’ annoying kids. 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go! www.archives.gov/founding-doc...archives.govThe Constitution of the United States: A TranscriptionNote: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum). The spelling... 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 10/06/2025I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go! www.archives.gov/founding-doc...archives.govThe Constitution of the United States: A TranscriptionNote: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum). The spelling... 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Are Karoline and Stephen fucking behind the scenes? 🤮 Asking for a friend 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 04/06/2025Dad, Sophia, and Junior. Seaport Village. 2006. The sun was bright, the wind off the bay tugging at our hair. We laughed. We didn’t know then what we know now. That nothing lasts. Not the afternoon. Not the moment. Not even us. Only the love. And the ache that follows. #grief 010
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Spent fifth grade trying to erase my accent so kids would stop 🤭🤣. Joke’s on them—I kept the accent and the 🏳️🌈. Accents are 🗺️ , not mistakes. I’m 🇵🇭 , I’m 🏳️🌈, and I refuse to sound like a mayonnaise sandwich just to make you comfortable. This 🏳️🌈 Month, I’m loud, proud, and not changing a damn thing. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Babe, calm down. No one’s stopping you from throwing on some cargo shorts and declaring July ‘Straight Fragility Month.’ Go off. Just don’t act like you’re being silenced when really, you’re just mad the spotlight isn’t on you for once. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 03/06/2025You know those people who get all worked up over Pride? They’ve got an oppression kink. Like, they want to be oppressed so bad—it’s wild. “Why don’t we get a month?” 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Real talk: are you voting for people who actually protect vets’ rights and benefits? Or just using them to shut down Pride posts? Don’t act like it’s about respect when it’s really just deflection with a side of weak sauce. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 02/06/2025They’re in the comments again—“What about Veterans Month?” Like, okay, Chad. Did you actually go to a vet event? Support a vet-owned biz? Or do you just pop off online between protein shakes? 110
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 28/05/2025That’s not how research works, Linda. This isn’t a fake-ass WWE cage match where the outcome’s decided in the locker room. Real science doesn’t bend to your political fanfiction—it follows the data. No agendas, no costumes, and no chair-throwing tantrums when the facts don’t kiss your ass. 010
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 28/05/2025If Trump wants to pull Harvard’s research funding, fine—let him. But only if he, MTG, Boebert, and Mace can each earn a B in Harvard’s Intro to Biology. No notes, no Google, and no calling Jesus like he’s their study buddy. Spoiler: they’d all fail before the syllabus was done being read out loud. 010
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Since the Ozempic rumors started (bless you!), just a reminder—it took 8 years, a ton of lifting, and zero shortcuts. Just sweat, patience, and protein farts. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 26/05/2025Took a break from packing to grab lunch at the mall—and boom, run into a “situation” from a decade ago who used to call me “fat and ugly.” Fat and ugly? Please. I look like I eat rejection for breakfast and bench press regret. Sit down, sweetheart. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 22/05/2025The twist? He and his wife support the administration that put him there. And now they need help. Look, I have compassion. But it’s on a budget. And y’all spent it on campaign donations and baby showers. Also—Denmark to Mississippi? Was literally anywhere else booked? 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 22/05/2025I want to feel bad. I really do. Kasper moved from Denmark to Mississippi in 2013. (Already a red flag.) Fell in love, got married, started a family. They’re now on kid number five. He tried to go legit—filed the paperwork. A mistake was made, and ICE scooped him up. He’s been detained for a month.mississippifreepress.orgICE Arrests Mississippi Father at His Citizenship HearingICE arrested Kasper Eriksen, a Mississippi father, at his citizenship hearing, imprisoning him and threatening him with deportation. 110
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 21/05/2025In San Diego, cancelling plans last minute isn’t rude—it’s foreplay. That’s how we say “I love you” without putting on pants. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 19/05/2025Biden as a mummy would still be a better potus than JD Bowman’s boss 020
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 19/05/2025JD Vance’s reaction to hearing about Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis : "Some time in the future, we…need to be honest about whether the former president was capable of doing the job." JD, even if Biden was a mummy, he would still do a better job as POTUS than your current boss. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 18/05/2025We spread some of Dad’s ashes here, so I came to visit. It’s hard to believe that a year ago, I was sitting in his room at hospice rejoicing that we were given one more day. 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I was banned by Meta for posting this on Facebook (this is the Threads version). Their reasoning is “Inauthentic Behavior: Inciting Political Arguments” 100
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 16/05/2025After coming for universities for supposed anti-Semitism, Trump allows “refugees” like this to resettle in the U.S. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...theguardian.comWhite Afrikaner brought to US by Trump administration has history of antisemitic postsCharl Kleinhaus confirms he owns account that contained posts, as White House uses antisemitism as rationale for deportations 020
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 16/05/2025“Noem has apparently been working with "Duck Dynasty" producer Rob Worsoff on the show, which would be called "The American," which would pit immigrants from different countries against each other in various challenges across the United States.” www.alternet.org/kirsti-noem-...alternet.orgKristi Noem working on reality show pitting immigrants against each other for citizenshipDepartment of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem has reportedly lent her support to a reality show in which immigrants compete for the prize of U.S. citizenship.That's according to a Daily ... 010
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Birthright citizenship is a distraction from what they’re really doing: Cutting Medicaid funding 000
Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Russell Vought, author of Project 2025, set to take over DOGE once Elon Musk steps down 000