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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Something about “I’ll expose Mike Johnson as gay” feels off. No one should be shoved out of the closet. But really—is being gay the worst thing to his supporters?
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Laura Loomer has had more gender-affirming procedures done to herself than all of the trans people I know put together.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
“There is nowhere in the Bible where we are taught to honor evil. And how you die does not redeem how you live.” -Pastor Howard John-Wesley Alfred Street Baptist Church
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
May we never forget them
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Gun violence spares no one. It steals lives, shatters families, and threatens our freedom—but, it is preventable.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Owning the libs? In this economy? They're going to have to be putting us on layaway at this point.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
It doesn’t matter the coast, gays will be gays 😂
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Smudging? Burning sage? Please. In a Filipino house, that’s called frying tuyo or heating up bagoong. The smell hits you like a 🩴 to the face. If the spirits can survive that? Let them stay. They’ve earned it.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Oh wow, Trump started an unconstitutional war—how totally on-brand! Probably just trying to spice things up since the economy’s on life support, people are vanishing like it’s a magic trick, and, oops, he might’ve cheated.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
In 1986, it was pressure, not pitchforks that defeated Ferdinand Marcos in the Philippines. Only 3.5% of the Filipino population protested for three days. They boycotted all of the Marcos-allied businesses until those allies called for him to step down.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
In 2008, Obama wasn’t exactly waving the rainbow flag—dude didn’t even back marriage equality. But by term two? Full-blown ally, Beyoncé levels.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go! www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
archives.gov
The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription
Note: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum). The spelling...
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
I think it’s a good idea to repost the U.S. Constitution in everyday language people can understand. Here we go! www.archives.gov/founding-doc...
archives.gov
The Constitution of the United States: A Transcription
Note: The following text is a transcription of the Constitution as it was inscribed by Jacob Shallus on parchment (the document on display in the Rotunda at the National Archives Museum). The spelling...
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Are Karoline and Stephen fucking behind the scenes? 🤮 Asking for a friend
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
Dad, Sophia, and Junior. Seaport Village. 2006. The sun was bright, the wind off the bay tugging at our hair. We laughed. We didn’t know then what we know now. That nothing lasts. Not the afternoon. Not the moment. Not even us. Only the love. And the ache that follows. #grief
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Spent fifth grade trying to erase my accent so kids would stop 🤭🤣. Joke’s on them—I kept the accent and the 🏳️‍🌈. Accents are 🗺️ , not mistakes. I’m 🇵🇭 , I’m 🏳️‍🌈, and I refuse to sound like a mayonnaise sandwich just to make you comfortable. This 🏳️‍🌈 Month, I’m loud, proud, and not changing a damn thing.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
You know those people who get all worked up over Pride? They’ve got an oppression kink. Like, they want to be oppressed so bad—it’s wild. “Why don’t we get a month?”
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
They’re in the comments again—“What about Veterans Month?” Like, okay, Chad. Did you actually go to a vet event? Support a vet-owned biz? Or do you just pop off online between protein shakes?
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
That’s not how research works, Linda. This isn’t a fake-ass WWE cage match where the outcome’s decided in the locker room. Real science doesn’t bend to your political fanfiction—it follows the data. No agendas, no costumes, and no chair-throwing tantrums when the facts don’t kiss your ass.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
If Trump wants to pull Harvard’s research funding, fine—let him. But only if he, MTG, Boebert, and Mace can each earn a B in Harvard’s Intro to Biology. No notes, no Google, and no calling Jesus like he’s their study buddy. Spoiler: they’d all fail before the syllabus was done being read out loud.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Since the Ozempic rumors started (bless you!), just a reminder—it took 8 years, a ton of lifting, and zero shortcuts. Just sweat, patience, and protein farts.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Took a break from packing to grab lunch at the mall—and boom, run into a “situation” from a decade ago who used to call me “fat and ugly.” Fat and ugly? Please. I look like I eat rejection for breakfast and bench press regret. Sit down, sweetheart.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I want to feel bad. I really do. Kasper moved from Denmark to Mississippi in 2013. (Already a red flag.) Fell in love, got married, started a family. They’re now on kid number five. He tried to go legit—filed the paperwork. A mistake was made, and ICE scooped him up. He’s been detained for a month.
mississippifreepress.org
ICE Arrests Mississippi Father at His Citizenship Hearing
ICE arrested Kasper Eriksen, a Mississippi father, at his citizenship hearing, imprisoning him and threatening him with deportation.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
In San Diego, cancelling plans last minute isn’t rude—it’s foreplay. That’s how we say “I love you” without putting on pants.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
JD Vance’s reaction to hearing about Joe Biden’s cancer diagnosis : "Some time in the future, we…need to be honest about whether the former president was capable of doing the job." JD, even if Biden was a mummy, he would still do a better job as POTUS than your current boss.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
We spread some of Dad’s ashes here, so I came to visit. It’s hard to believe that a year ago, I was sitting in his room at hospice rejoicing that we were given one more day.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I was banned by Meta for posting this on Facebook (this is the Threads version). Their reasoning is “Inauthentic Behavior: Inciting Political Arguments”
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
After coming for universities for supposed anti-Semitism, Trump allows “refugees” like this to resettle in the U.S. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
theguardian.com
White Afrikaner brought to US by Trump administration has history of antisemitic posts
Charl Kleinhaus confirms he owns account that contained posts, as White House uses antisemitism as rationale for deportations
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
“Noem has apparently been working with "Duck Dynasty" producer Rob Worsoff on the show, which would be called "The American," which would pit immigrants from different countries against each other in various challenges across the United States.” www.alternet.org/kirsti-noem-...
alternet.org
Kristi Noem working on reality show pitting immigrants against each other for citizenship
Department of Homeland Security (DHS) Secretary Kristi Noem has reportedly lent her support to a reality show in which immigrants compete for the prize of U.S. citizenship.That's according to a Daily ...
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Birthright citizenship is a distraction from what they’re really doing: Cutting Medicaid funding
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Russell Vought, author of Project 2025, set to take over DOGE once Elon Musk steps down
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Facebook and I? Not politically compatible. I block my Republican friends, post one damn truth, and boom—flagged. Now my 21-year-old account is suspended like I’m some kind of digital criminal just for having opinions. Joke’s on you, Zuck—I’ve got receipts, rage, and a much hotter glow-up. Mic drop.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Vance’s choices for this game
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Share one of your comfort sports movies
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a woman is ice skating in front of a crowd in a dark arena .
ALT: a woman is ice skating in front of a crowd in a dark arena .
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
They’re shoving Pam Bondi toward pursuing the death penalty for Luigi Mangione. Because of course they are. The stock market is doing the cha-cha straight into the gutter, Signalgate seems to be forgotten, and tomorrow the new tariffs kick in like a steel-toed boot to the economy.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This is just like that moment in Mean Girls when Regina George—except Regina is Trump—realizes he’s been totally outmaneuvered by Cady, who, let’s be real, is Canada. (1/🧵)
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
The truth doesn’t have to hit like a chancla 🩴 to count. It just has to be real.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
If you’ve got the time and energy to hate 🏳️‍⚧️ folx, I can only assume it’s because you’re jealous. They have the guts to be who they are, and you don’t. That’s it. That’s the whole reason. You’re mad because they’re free, and you’re stuck marinating in your own insecurity like a sad little dumpling.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
If there’s one thing I can’t stand in a man I’m supposed to find attractive, it’s the desperate need to play contrarian. And yet, so many of them think it’s flirting. Like, oh wow, you’re challenging my opinions? Be still, my gonads.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
What kind of upside-down, fever-dream timeline is this? Even Marcos Jr. is out here saying, “You know what? I’d rather deal with China than have to deal with Trump.” Like, when a literal dictator’s kid is looking at the options and going, “Yeah, I’m good”—you know we’ve hit a new level of chaos.
asiatimes.com
Fretful of Trump, Philippines floats missile compromise with China - Asia Times
The Philippines' high-stakes gamble of offering to remove US medium-range missiles in exchange for China's restraint in contested waterways puts Manila at
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Since I was the only competitor in my event, it was like a dress rehearsal for sectionals. Then a well-deserved brunch with friends afterward. The perfect Saturday!
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
🍊 thinks he’s calling the shots. But he’s not handing the world to 🇷🇺 —🇷🇺 is too broke to finish what it started in 🇺🇦. The real prize goes to 🇨🇳 . When 🇺🇸turns its back on 🇪🇺, 🇪🇺 will go to the one power with the money, the influence, the patience. 🇨🇳 plays the long game.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Velveeta Voldemort and Vladimir Futon tried to tag-team Zelenskyy like some WWE villains, but after five minutes of their bargain-bin intimidation tactics, he noped out like a man with self-respect and better things to do.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
As I pushed open the locker room door, he was already there, leaning casually against the wall, that familiar, easy grin on his face. “So, how much longer do you have in San Diego?” His voice was warm, like he already knew the answer but wanted to hear me say it.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
People are saying Social Security is paying out to folks who are 360 years old. Bitch, how?! The U.S. isn’t even that old. Did they shotgun beers with the Founding Fathers and time-travel their way to 2024 just to collect a check? At that point, let them have it—they earned it.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
I wonder if the audience understood the significance of the song 😂 youtu.be/IQ1J0HCZS74?...
youtu.be
2025 Governors Ball - US Army - "Do You Hear the People Sing" Dunning Kruger Self Own by Trump
YouTube video by Anti Trump
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Late? Me? Never. Just fashionably delayed. But seriously—thank you for the messages, calls, and love (minus the unsolicited nudes, but I digress). Another year, another existential crisis. But you all reminded me I’m still here, still seen, still taking up space. And that means everything. Love you.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Oh, we’re renaming bodies of water? Cute. But you know what’s actually outdated? The imperial system. It’s 2025, and we’re still out here measuring in feet and teaspoons like it’s the Dark Ages. Switch to metric first, then we can talk about rebranding waters.
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Happy Valentine’s Day to my man—looking so fine today, I almost forgot about the time you ate the last slice of pizza and blamed it on “the universe.”
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Fernan @fernography.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Velveeta Voldemort is straight-up trying to annex entire countries like they’re limited-edition golf resorts, all because his felonious ass can’t even set foot in them. Man’s out here thinking if he can’t pass border control, he’ll just buy the border. Delulu meet dictatorship.
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