Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 1hThanks, autocorrect! That word was obviously supposed to be Square. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If there were no empty seats, then where did they migrate to? 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026You've got to kill a few people to make an omelet. 110
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I may be biased because most of the men in my family are taller than that, but 5'11" does not sound that tall to me. 020
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I must have missed one, but if he’s the guy I’m thinking of, the audience seemed openly hostile to him and he walked off during the hugs at the end. I can’t believe he got invited back once. 100
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Didn’t he bomb last time? Or am I confusing him with someone else? 200
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Did Dakota Johnson get a head transplant? #snl 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/10/2026www.turismoroma.it/en/places/qu...turismoroma.itQuartiere CoppedèIn central Rome, just a stone’s throw from the old city centre, we find one of the most characteristic of the city’s districts or boroughs. 030
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This might be crazy of me, but I expected better from Eminem. 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We should ruthlessly mock anyone who uses the phrase "It's fall, y'all!" 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I don't want to click he like button on this post, but I am very sorry. 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026My cat Louie would meow loudly next to my bed with his favorite toy in his mouth until I woke up and praised him. Then he’d drop it and go off happily. 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Once when I was having a bad day at work I found a job opening for a Zamboni driver and started planning my new life. Never went through with it, though. 110
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 01/10/2026They‘ve probably (hopefully) received tons of complaints. I’m just baffled that they won’t address it publicly. 100
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’m curious how he thinks revealing the victim’s identity is going to help. By scaring her out of testifying? Way to be a piece of shit, budd. 3161
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dear Canadians, This American will buy your delicious Maple leaf cookies as long as they are on the supermarket shelves. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ted Cruz wrote a book about Clarence Thomas. What a perfect storm of awfulness. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This you, #wellsfargo? We still haven't seen a statement from you about whether Diego Sarabia is employed there. If you've fired him, I'd like to hear it from you, not TMZ. 100
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’d like to see a statement from Wells Fargo confirming this. 020
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026What the Ivy League teaches students: Men, you are special and the rules don't apply to you. Women, try not to get assaulted. 061
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Yay, I can pay $1000 for one of the most miserable experiences imaginable (the prep--the procedure itself is fine because you don't remember any of it). If my doctor's office is doing the billing wrong, please let me know! 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Random gripe: colonoscopies are considered preventive care by insurance UNTIL they discover something, like polyps. Then, subsequent colonoscopies are diagnostic and no longer covered. 100
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026All the things they told us about the USSR in social studies are now true of the United States (the government controls the newspaper, you can go to jail for criticizing the president...) 070
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I’m in Texas and I didn’t know this song existed until yesterday. I think I’ll make it my mission to avoid hearing it now, like people do with Last Christmas. 020
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My best autocorrect fail was when I texted a friend “We managed to slay the cat.” I meant spay. I would never slay a cat. 0140
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026What if you bring a coaster so your iced coffee doesn’t leave a ring on the table? Will that score points? 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Am I the only one that regularly confuses the Apple icons for photos and Google Chrome? 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Giving Tree would be a more satisfying book if the tree fell on the kid and crushed him. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Yup. Even with insurance, doctor visits aren’t free and sometimes you end up weighing whether it’s worth it. 1272
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Isn't that what insurance companies want--people who pay for insurance and don't file claims? Am I missing something? 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My hot take: There shouldn't be any Christmas merchandise in stores until Halloween is over. Of course, Halloween stuff has been in the stores since July! Also, in case you needed yet another reason to avoid Hobby Lobby, they don't sell any Halloween decor. 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Haven't you always wanted a giant garage with a house attached? This keeps popping up on my Instagram feed and I'm trying really hard not to snark on it there. 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'm afraid there are enough gullible people out there to make this work. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I'd take one Mamdani over 100 Elons. Does he actually think he's helping anyone except himself? 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Rural life is unconstrained? It depends on what you want to do, I suppose. I feel plenty constrained in West Texas compared to other places I’ve lived. 030
