Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Did Dakota Johnson get a head transplant? #snl 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Dear Canadians, This American will buy your delicious Maple leaf cookies as long as they are on the supermarket shelves. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ted Cruz wrote a book about Clarence Thomas. What a perfect storm of awfulness. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This you, #wellsfargo? We still haven't seen a statement from you about whether Diego Sarabia is employed there. If you've fired him, I'd like to hear it from you, not TMZ. 100
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Random gripe: colonoscopies are considered preventive care by insurance UNTIL they discover something, like polyps. Then, subsequent colonoscopies are diagnostic and no longer covered. 100
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Am I the only one that regularly confuses the Apple icons for photos and Google Chrome? 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The Giving Tree would be a more satisfying book if the tree fell on the kid and crushed him. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My hot take: There shouldn't be any Christmas merchandise in stores until Halloween is over. Of course, Halloween stuff has been in the stores since July! Also, in case you needed yet another reason to avoid Hobby Lobby, they don't sell any Halloween decor. 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Haven't you always wanted a giant garage with a house attached? This keeps popping up on my Instagram feed and I'm trying really hard not to snark on it there. 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Today I learned that actual Lego flowers are easier to assemble than the various knockoffs, and they aren’t as top heavy. 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Scotty knows a lot about women’s clothes for a straight man. #TCMparty 040
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026This was a really elaborate plan of Gavin Elster’s that could have gone awry so many ways. #TCMparty 040
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Starbucks, why are you pretending it’s fall already? It’s over 100 degrees outside. Nobody’s ready for pumpkin spice, just like nobody’s looking for sweaters. Retail is getting more out of sync with reality. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Putting cursive words on things is not an aesthetic. Or maybe it is, but it's a shitty aesthetic. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The biggest lie Republicans ever tried to sell the public is that businesses will police themselves. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 23/08/2026”To hardly know him is to know him well.” #TCMparty 040
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Dammit, HEB! You got rid of the balsamic ravioli?! I thought it was just my local store, but it’s actually been discontinued. There is no God. #HEB 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 14/08/2026iPhones need a parent mode. I can’t convince my dad that he’s accidentally activating the call recording button and the phone company is not spying on him. Too bad I can’t remote into his phone. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 10/08/2026What would make YouTube suddenly start showing me ads in Dutch? I'm in the US, although I wouldn't mind being in the Netherlands. 020
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 07/08/2026Trump really has a boner for firing women, doesn't he? 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Hey, is there no Daily Show on Comedy Central tonight? #thedailyshow 110
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Bold of Gordon Ramsay to believe I would measure the internal temperature of my microwave ravioli before eating. 020
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Is the necklace a mistake? Or is she subconsciously trying to get caught? #tcmparty 120
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026That green glow coming through Judy’s apartment window isn’t flattering to anybody. #tcmparty 110
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026There’s the line that makes every woman watching laugh out loud. The color of her hair can’t matter to her?! #tcmparty 140
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026FTD sells the Carlotta special bouquet. #tcmparty 220
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026This is the scene Bruce Willis and Madeleine Stowe watch in 12 Monkeys. #tcmparty 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Was it always that easy to find a parking space in the 50s? #tcmparty 120
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Just realizing on this rewatch that Madeline’s hairstyle echoes the spiral motif in the opening credits. #tcmparty 081
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Midge has a great apartment! #vertigo #tcmparty 160
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026OMG, this iOS update is as bad as everyone said it was. What the hell, Tim Apple? Death to liquid glass! #apple #liquidglass 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Um, does anyone else think young Orson Welles was kind of hot? 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 10/05/2026Who else was wondering if that Odyssey promo would turn out to be a sketch? #snl 060
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Does anyone else have trouble with the TCM app? I have TCM through Uverse/Dish, but when I try to watch anything on the app it says it’s not included in my subscription. #TCMparty 100
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 01/03/2026Civil war cosplay with electric guitars #snl 100
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Hey, Lee Brice! Imagine if you just wanted to feed your dog, or go to school, or raise a healthy child—but instead you were in a detention center because ICE thought you might be an immigrant in a nation where damn near all of us are descendants of immigrants. But sure, tell us how hard you have it. 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 06/02/2026It's not really a sick burn when an octogenarian says they haven't heard of a musical artist. #badbunny 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/02/2026I attended college in Minnesota for a year, so I feel qualified to speak on this. #fuckICE 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Using the power of Canva for good. #fuckICE 000
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Tommy Tuberville is so effin' stupid. Everything that comes out of his mouth is the dumbest thing I've heard in my life so far. 110
Reposted by Fern MacguffinLollino 🇮🇹🇪🇺🌍🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @loli71.bsky.social · 29/01/2026This saturday in Milan, Italy. Against ICE in Milan during the Winter Olympic Games 062
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 04/01/2026Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss living in a functioning democracy the most. 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I had a fleeting thought that I hadn’t seen any ads for Royal Kingdom in a while and naturally that summoned one. 010
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 06/12/2025"I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas" is a war crime. 020
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 05/12/2025There’s a local internet provider called Vexus. I always wonder, did they not know the meaning of vex? 020
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 03/12/2025I’m going to have to find out what the hell an autopen is, aren’t I? 020
Fern Macguffin @fernmacguffin.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Mamas, don’t let your babies grow up to be reporters who stand by silently while their colleague is insulted and disrespected by an overgrown playground bully. 010
