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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If a nuclear bomb landed on London it would not lead the news if in the same week it was revealed that someone from the royal family had, thirty years ago, possibly said something mean.

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TheAfterwords @theafterwords.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I did! There was also a pigeon injury today, though glad to say he recovered.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's been a good summer. ferguscraig.substack.com/p/the-perfec...

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

There is an unrest in the kingdom. I sense a presence at left back.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Lovely to see this support for the Royal Academy at my local Irish pub.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

In shops now! Ended up buying the SA Cosby book next to it.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This is the first time I've heard of it. Fun?

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

People who tend to wait for the paperback (me)! I'm Not The Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is out in the UK in paperback TODAY!

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The I'm Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home paperback is out in the UK on THURSDAY which means you should probably be ordering it NOW. And seeing as it's much lighter than the hardback, you should probably buy TWO.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

You did well son. You did well.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Actually, I understand the photo now. You've got me by the changing rooms room but I'm in the pavilion. Therefore, I'm going to have to say you are WRONG.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I think you're basically bang on, but how old is that photo?!

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

One week until the UK release of the I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home paperback. Celebrating with a quiz: where am I? This is where I’ve done much of my writing this summer.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I try to know as little about films as possible before I watch them. Had it my head for some reason that The End of Oak Street was a crime thriller. It is not. Great fun and enormously surprising if you've gone in totally blind.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Can’t see the eclipse. Moon keeps getting in the way.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Heads up: I think the new Magnum La Pistache could well be the all time best Magnum.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Don't worry guys. I've looked ahead and there's a 25% chance of a light rain shower in ten days time.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Audible have selected I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home for their monthly deal in August. That means you can now get it for the pathetically low price of £4.99. Joan Walker does a brilliant job of narrating. Enjoy! www.audible.co.uk/pd/Im-Not-th...

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Are you American? Do you live in the USA? Are you currently visiting the USA? If so, I’m Not the Only Murderer in My Retirement Home is very briefly available in ebook for $1.99. The Special Relationship depends on THIS.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Problem is I did hundreds of videos and didn't really have any kind of storing system, so have no idea where most of them are.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

A huge honour that definitely happened.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

Going to see The Odyssey tonight. I predict I will have at least one toilet break and at least one nap.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

The news this week has reminded me that all through my childhood, if I overheard my parents talking, they called me Jodrell Bank.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

It's not, but it might as well be.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Maddest wordle of all time today?

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

In terms of pleasure derived and money and calories spent, I reckon the Fab ice lolly is the best value thing in the UK.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Throwing mugs of peppermint tea around the living room, Boxpark style.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Putting it all on the line: if Norway win tonight, I'm never getting a Norwegian takeaway again.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Afraid that offer was only for June.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Imagine how much staying up for this match is going to knock Steven Bartlett back this week.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Just went for a three minute run at absolutely no altitude and if my experiment is anything to go by, our boys are really going to struggle in Mexico City tonight.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

UK cover reveal! You are cordially invited to die. Out in February 2027 and available to preorder now from wherever you get your books. This year it has made me very happy to see so many people fall in love with a serial killer. Excited for you to read the next instalment.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Ha! I retweeted them on twitter yesterday but afraid I'm too thick to work out how to put the original video on here... x.com/FergusCraig/...

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Tips on dealing with the hot weather from Martin Fishback. https://t.co/zTGy4jLtqd

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PhliM @filippom.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

It's very good

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

Decided to promote my book like a massive brand. It's hot hot hot out there! Cool down with I'm Not The Only Murderer In My Retirement Home for just 99p... www.amazon.co.uk/Not-Only-Mur...

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Keir Starmer promised so much, but in the end he did nothing for journeymen comedy actors who now spend most of their time writing cozy crime novels, and for that reason he had to go.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

Starmer to start podcast straight after resigning and immediately become the nation's most charismatic and loved politician.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Think it just means I’ve got a massive face.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Quick question: is it considered acceptable to wear shorts whilst moderating an event at a literary festival?

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

You would from my seat. But yeah. That was my experience the first few times!

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

John Major appears to have left and missed a terrifically entertaining Joffra Archer spell. But, to his credit, Jeffrey Archer has stayed for the end of Fergus’s Special Day.

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Fergus Craig @ferguscraig.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Right, I’ve seen John Major, Jeffrey Archer, Clive Myrie, former cabinet minister Damien Green, possibly Chris Patten and a lady that looks like my Auntie Ann. This is my Glastonbury.

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