Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 7hThis may be a stretch but I just feel that this is a picture of my local MFI store 😭😂 110
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 09/10/2026It’s finally time for our holidays & the forecast is wall to wall heavy rain that clears the moment we will be back on our way home.. 😔😑😩😮💨 030
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A day spent on site today climbing up & down temporary scaffolding - feeling like our Queen V atop a black cab in 2012.. 🥲😩😭😂💁🏼♂️👷🏻♂️ 050
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 05/10/20264 day week ahead (with Crete on Friday) but I can feel in my waters that this is going to be a truly horrendous time in the days ahead.. Not made any better with the fact that I seem to be the only commuter who isn’t absolutely full of it.. 🤧😑😭😒 020
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026YouTube is my safe space & I will lose many an hour watching content (be it podcasts, documentaries, travel vlogs, fanmade content (& of course ironic pop music videos), etc - but by Christ the sea of AI thumbnails, clickbaits, falsities & fake shit truly pisses me off.. 😭😮💨😒 160
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026PCD last night in Leeds. So much respect for anyone in their late 40s to be doing that much dancing (I could barely walk this morning after all the 1-2 stepping 😩😂) go get yourself some cheap seats & support the dolls - it’s a shame the production was non-existent, because they were flawless 021
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Got a gammy eye.. just what you want to kickstart your weekend (no, it is not pink eye).. 😮💨😓😩😣 020
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well grease my nipples with bread & butter because I am done.. 😴🥱😂🛌static.klipy.comDaniel Labelle Bed MakingALT: Daniel Labelle Bed Making 060
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Actually crying with what just happened 😭😂😂😂😂 #TheTraitors 070
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me as a Bake Off judge.. I can’t with some of this crop, I haven’t the strength I swear.. #GBBO 170
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On the bus home, some drunk old gammon kicking off with a drunk Polish woman for not speaking English & then trying to drag me into it & me just sat there fighting the urge to say what very few words of Polish I know (which would likely have infuriated both of them equally) 🤣😩😑 020
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is it just me who keeps catching the ads now on Instagram stories, or are they getting us all? 😮💨😑👴🏻 030
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Couldn’t help but laugh on the comments of this “Manchester Then & Now” picture, given how many people were saying “ai slop”. No hen, it really be looking like that 😓😩😂 070
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Was at Urzila last night - sat on the end seat, second row & honestly the amount of times she retained eye contact whilst explaining the shit I truly didn’t need telling 😭😂😫 5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😅😅😅👏🏻 030
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Friday lunchtime in the pub with the team & when leaving the table (after discussing weekend plans & many personal, open conversations, etc) legit got asked.. 😭😫😂 160
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Given myself a headache trying to do the assigned work task & requests for help on completing said task are falling on deaf ears & all I am getting is “is it done yet, it needs doing today!” When it hasn’t been done because nobody will f’kin help me do the bit I can not do! 😩😖😭😮💨static.klipy.comGrey's Anatomy: Cristina Yang Cries 'Somebody Sedate Me!'ALT: Grey's Anatomy: Cristina Yang Cries 'Somebody Sedate Me!' 030
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My dear father, who has never been one to pass comment (certainly not one for throwing shade) has just made comment on my (continued) weight gain.. so if he’s saying something then things must be bad 😫😓😭 I am truly a state 🐷💩😭😂static.klipy.comWhole30 Diet: Sad Burger MomentALT: Whole30 Diet: Sad Burger Moment 040
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tried to work from home today but the software I need isn’t available on any of our remote machines & so off I go into the office & ladies I truly am in no mood for the day.. 😮💨😑static.klipy.comPingu in a Pink HatALT: Pingu in a Pink Hat 080
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A night to myself so binge-watching this again. Such an underrated show & I just love Doris to bits. 090
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026No I know I know, I’m just being a fool 🤪😂 watched many a documentary on Greenland 😌 (as for what caused the dream, who knows 😅) 120
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026& if someone humbles me by informing me that Greenland does in fact have quite an extensive high speed rail network then consider me told 🤣🤣🤣 110
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I do love a scenic dream 😌 - finding myself on a high speed train into Greenland; beautiful scenery out of the window, did I question for what reason I was visiting or the logistics of such infrastructure? No 🥲😅 130
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comMan with Cup: Wolfhowling YesALT: Man with Cup: Wolfhowling Yes 010
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today’s truly ridiculous installment of the absurdity that is my life found me on my lunch break standing in some complete stranger’s living room holding up a wheelchair bound invalid on my own.. I feel like the less I elaborate on the situation the better 😫😭🫣😂 why & how do these things happen? 120
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Another day, another GMB debate & public poll on young Henry. The fatigue from the infatuation, honestly.. 😑😮💨 000
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Under 3 weeks now until we have our eagerly anticipated (& long needed) beach holiday in Greece 🇬🇷😎 & then booked a cosy / spooky 👻 Halloween birthday weekend away in The Lakes in 6 weeks time.. 🥲😁🤗 1150
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Locked in for the Mis-teeq drama.. 🍿🥲😂static.klipy.comOoh The Girls Are Fighting Morphine Love DionALT: Ooh The Girls Are Fighting Morphine Love Dion 010
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Also 9 times out of 10 they do not have the lifestyle, personality or face card to be pulling such stunts.. 😭😂😂😂 120
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026War may be coming, but the government shall focus on “why so shit at Eurovision?” 😂🥲 every day more a parody than the last.. 011
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Share a television show that raised you:static.klipy.comJet GladiatorsALT: Jet Gladiators 060
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’ll be on standby in Leeds 🫡😂static.klipy.comTwerking Dog Cattle DogALT: Twerking Dog Cattle Dog 010
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Shade up to 11 but after watching tonight’s show there should be a collective sigh of relief that the BBC aren’t doing any more #RPDRUK 130
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I don’t think I’ve seen this in about 35 years but even the thought 😫😭😔 120
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 17/09/20262 points to raise from this story: 1/ anyone who remotely knows me would know I am / have never been slutty (not slut shaming by any means, but that’s never been my character arc) 2/ do NOT disrespect my Sunday Roasts 😑😂 030
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026& then 2 years later randomly reached out to say let’s meet up in town & 🤡 here did & he said “I do have other plans actually” then called me a slut & then left for said plans 😂😂😂 110
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Reminiscing about the 1st guy I dated who came over to my parents for the weekend whilst they were away; let me order in a massive takeaway, do him a full breakfast the morning after & then a Sunday roast from scratch to give me a peck on the cheek on the way out & never speak to me again..😒😂🥲 240
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ignore the boy & ignore the haters I wouldn’t sniff at a Turtle Bay visit 😂 100
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I was very much in the mind of “we are going to start making up words to get this right” & managed to solve it 😒🥲😂 110
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 16/09/2026But no, he just “knew immediately” that I was not a Christian.. why what you got going on there, hen? “Praydar”?static.klipy.comWendy Williams SmirksALT: Wendy Williams Smirks 150
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Followed down the street on leaving the office by a pamphlet pushing god botherer, screaming abuse at me & all because I asked “& how do you know I’m not a Christian?” when he informed me I would burn in hell for not accepting a leaflet.. (because apparently, a Christian wouldn’t answer back 😒😏) 240
