Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 10hIt’s finally time for our holidays & the forecast is wall to wall heavy rain that clears the moment we will be back on our way home.. 😔😑😩😮💨 020
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 07/10/2026A day spent on site today climbing up & down temporary scaffolding - feeling like our Queen V atop a black cab in 2012.. 🥲😩😭😂💁🏼♂️👷🏻♂️ 050
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 05/10/20264 day week ahead (with Crete on Friday) but I can feel in my waters that this is going to be a truly horrendous time in the days ahead.. Not made any better with the fact that I seem to be the only commuter who isn’t absolutely full of it.. 🤧😑😭😒 020
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 04/10/2026YouTube is my safe space & I will lose many an hour watching content (be it podcasts, documentaries, travel vlogs, fanmade content (& of course ironic pop music videos), etc - but by Christ the sea of AI thumbnails, clickbaits, falsities & fake shit truly pisses me off.. 😭😮💨😒 160
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 03/10/2026PCD last night in Leeds. So much respect for anyone in their late 40s to be doing that much dancing (I could barely walk this morning after all the 1-2 stepping 😩😂) go get yourself some cheap seats & support the dolls - it’s a shame the production was non-existent, because they were flawless 021
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Got a gammy eye.. just what you want to kickstart your weekend (no, it is not pink eye).. 😮💨😓😩😣 020
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well grease my nipples with bread & butter because I am done.. 😴🥱😂🛌static.klipy.comDaniel Labelle Bed MakingALT: Daniel Labelle Bed Making 060
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Actually crying with what just happened 😭😂😂😂😂 #TheTraitors 070
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me as a Bake Off judge.. I can’t with some of this crop, I haven’t the strength I swear.. #GBBO 170
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 28/09/2026On the bus home, some drunk old gammon kicking off with a drunk Polish woman for not speaking English & then trying to drag me into it & me just sat there fighting the urge to say what very few words of Polish I know (which would likely have infuriated both of them equally) 🤣😩😑 020
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Is it just me who keeps catching the ads now on Instagram stories, or are they getting us all? 😮💨😑👴🏻 030
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Couldn’t help but laugh on the comments of this “Manchester Then & Now” picture, given how many people were saying “ai slop”. No hen, it really be looking like that 😓😩😂 070
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Was at Urzila last night - sat on the end seat, second row & honestly the amount of times she retained eye contact whilst explaining the shit I truly didn’t need telling 😭😂😫 5 Stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 😅😅😅👏🏻 030
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Friday lunchtime in the pub with the team & when leaving the table (after discussing weekend plans & many personal, open conversations, etc) legit got asked.. 😭😫😂 160
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Given myself a headache trying to do the assigned work task & requests for help on completing said task are falling on deaf ears & all I am getting is “is it done yet, it needs doing today!” When it hasn’t been done because nobody will f’kin help me do the bit I can not do! 😩😖😭😮💨static.klipy.comGrey's Anatomy: Cristina Yang Cries 'Somebody Sedate Me!'ALT: Grey's Anatomy: Cristina Yang Cries 'Somebody Sedate Me!' 030
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026My dear father, who has never been one to pass comment (certainly not one for throwing shade) has just made comment on my (continued) weight gain.. so if he’s saying something then things must be bad 😫😓😭 I am truly a state 🐷💩😭😂static.klipy.comWhole30 Diet: Sad Burger MomentALT: Whole30 Diet: Sad Burger Moment 040
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tried to work from home today but the software I need isn’t available on any of our remote machines & so off I go into the office & ladies I truly am in no mood for the day.. 😮💨😑static.klipy.comPingu in a Pink HatALT: Pingu in a Pink Hat 080
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A night to myself so binge-watching this again. Such an underrated show & I just love Doris to bits. 090
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 23/09/2026I do love a scenic dream 😌 - finding myself on a high speed train into Greenland; beautiful scenery out of the window, did I question for what reason I was visiting or the logistics of such infrastructure? No 🥲😅 130
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 22/09/2026static.klipy.comMan with Cup: Wolfhowling YesALT: Man with Cup: Wolfhowling Yes 010
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Today’s truly ridiculous installment of the absurdity that is my life found me on my lunch break standing in some complete stranger’s living room holding up a wheelchair bound invalid on my own.. I feel like the less I elaborate on the situation the better 😫😭🫣😂 why & how do these things happen? 120
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Another day, another GMB debate & public poll on young Henry. The fatigue from the infatuation, honestly.. 😑😮💨 000
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Under 3 weeks now until we have our eagerly anticipated (& long needed) beach holiday in Greece 🇬🇷😎 & then booked a cosy / spooky 👻 Halloween birthday weekend away in The Lakes in 6 weeks time.. 🥲😁🤗 1150
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Locked in for the Mis-teeq drama.. 🍿🥲😂static.klipy.comOoh The Girls Are Fighting Morphine Love DionALT: Ooh The Girls Are Fighting Morphine Love Dion 010
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Share a television show that raised you:static.klipy.comJet GladiatorsALT: Jet Gladiators 060
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Shade up to 11 but after watching tonight’s show there should be a collective sigh of relief that the BBC aren’t doing any more #RPDRUK 130
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Reminiscing about the 1st guy I dated who came over to my parents for the weekend whilst they were away; let me order in a massive takeaway, do him a full breakfast the morning after & then a Sunday roast from scratch to give me a peck on the cheek on the way out & never speak to me again..😒😂🥲 240
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Followed down the street on leaving the office by a pamphlet pushing god botherer, screaming abuse at me & all because I asked “& how do you know I’m not a Christian?” when he informed me I would burn in hell for not accepting a leaflet.. (because apparently, a Christian wouldn’t answer back 😒😏) 240
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026A gay bar with the windows blacked out to stop you seeing what’s occurring indoors - I dare say a sign of things to come given the state of this country so should probably get use to it..static.klipy.comMaggie Smith DisappointedALT: Maggie Smith Disappointed 260
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026In hindsight maybe loitering around a back alley by myself with a broken zip is the reason someone assumed I was out cruising.. 🤦🏼♂️😭😫🫢😂 170
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Was it worth loitering around a back alley for? Absolutely not. Paparazzi ruining lives as always 010
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve just been stood mere feet from Kelly Rowland & Cheryl Cole… although behind blacked out windows so I didn’t see them, but I heard them! & well… yeah not that interesting I know (no doubt a popular gay will have pictures shortly) 🥲😂 030
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Every pair of jeans I own are now splitting at the seams & cannot be trusted, so I’ve come into the office in my stone chinos & whilst walking about town on my lunch break remembered “ah yes, these are the ones were the zip won’t stay up..” after I heard some passers by laughing 😭😓🥲 060
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Just saw one of them there young people walking about with a big ole hickey & it immediately triggered me to my uni days when my flatmates kept giving me them on a weekly basis purely because they knew it got me in trouble at my weekend job at ASDA.. 😫😭😓😂static.klipy.comQuby Cute and InnocentALT: Quby Cute and Innocent 060
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Keep getting asked for my professional opinion in the office & then repeatedly told I’m wrong.. okay, how about you stop asking for my opinion then, hen.. 😑😒 040
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Me on every journey to work.. 😑😒🥲 … Me on every journey.. 😑😒🥲 … Me.. 😑😒🥲 … 060
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 13/09/2026This would be me 12 minutes after arriving into the Big Brother House.. 😒😑😂 #BigBrother 171
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Time to scrap ‘The Voice’ (I mean it should have been scrapped years ago) & give us a new season of ‘Popstars: The Rivals’ for 2027 - 3 Judges, 3 bands (Boy, Girl, Mixed) make Saturday Night telly good again 😭🥲 020
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Every Saturday morning I’ll put on ‘Saturday Kitchen’ & watch them cook all manner of fascinating dishes whilst I sit here with my measly beans on toast.. 😑😓🥲 240
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just put on an episode of ‘Jane McDonald’s Weekends Away’ & this episode she visits.. Sitges 040
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 10/09/2026The Spice Girls are truly the most sustainable of pop acts, never has a musical act recycled the same old minuscule discography to top up their pockets than these ladies 😑🥲 210
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Tattoo #6 because I still refuse to go for counselling 😂😂😭🫣🥲 - I think it’s safe to say I’m going to end up covered 🫢😅✍️ 050
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Gen Z are far too comfortable with being in a new office environment for my liking. Why you being so loud, hen? I didn’t make a sound for the 1st 3 months of starting here 😫😭😂😂👴🏻 020
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I’ve seen enough AI shell suits now, thanks.. it was bad enough seeing them in reality the first time around.. 😒😑😮💨 2100
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Not to cause arguments or to offend any Transatlantic boys on here, but it truly, madly & deeply boils the piss from my pipe when I see ‘English (🇺🇸)’ on a drop down menu.. 070
Ferg @ferguk85.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Re D/L Threads a bit back & honestly, took no time to realise why I never used it properly in the 1st place 😑😒😫😂 the notifications always being like “World stunned as global icon tragically passes..” & literally nobody has died. It’s giving the links you find at the bottom of a local news website.. 010
