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Chris Benson @thechrisbenson.com · 29/09/2026
Congressman Dan Meuser refuses a televised debate. But he has no issue trolling on Facebook. That’s how serious Dan is about his job. Our communities deserve better. Vote Rachel Wallace for Congress on November 3rd. 🇺🇸
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve been waiting for all the memes about Super sweetener Super limbs Super turf
Trump speaking at United Nations (blue suit, red tie, orange face, green marble background) with closed caption reading “So it’s super intelligence.”
Headline from The Hill (online news) reading “Trump says AI will be renamed ‘super intelligence’ in all US documents”
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey Eric— You dipshit. It’s now supposed to be THE GULF OF AMERICA!
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I have voted, Citizen! Have you?
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Plus, I HATE my member of Congress!
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
But imagine how those of us who grew up or near that town (I lived 25 minutes away) had heard the place’s name many times and THEN saw how it was spelled. Lots of Hispanic names in the area, but none as different from phonetic English as this city on the coast.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yeah. I’m currently brewing the coffee for the paint-spattered t-shirt. All y’all others— wait your turn.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Just a reminder: Every time he says “No tax on Social Security,” keep in mind that the Big BS Bill did NOT end any taxes on Social Security benefits. As a tax preparer, I got to remind lots of my clients this past season, “No, he lied about that too.”
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
By the way, MapQuest lists Lake Ontario AND Gulf of Mexico.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Time (again) to protest your maps: 1. Go to Google Maps. 2. Type place (e.g., LAKE ONTARIO). 3. Click REVIEWS. 4. Write a review. 5. Share.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
47 query letters out. Have not yet resorted to this reply…
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
This is exactly what comes to mind whenever I see this photo of Rick Scott.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
But did they get the party affiliations correct?
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Who’s the painter? (I’m familiar with Durrell, though not this quotation. Even met him once—which gives away my age…)
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Sorry, but I’m not paying admission to see NC simply walk into a resort bathroom and/or pool shed to carry out a documents box. He’ll have to purchase a membership, maybe get some lip filler, but he’ll get some cheap canapés en route.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Photo of Natalie Harp rushing from helicopter with bags; saluting Marine & Trump are behind. Headline says NATALIE HARP ‘JUMPED INTO SUV TRUNK TO STAY NEAR TRUMP’
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Ten dollars? I think they spent at least $15 on cardboard and spray paint.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Which is, in its way, an answer.
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Joe Roberts 🔥💙🔥🐸 @robbyjoe.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
He didn’t change. They did.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
The only thing worse than the sound of the nightly ice cream truck (Music Box Dancer, in our neighborhood) is the sound of the ice cream truck with Doppler Effect.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Vote early! It will help in case Someone Nefarious tries to pull something on Election Day. VOTE, CITIZEN!
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Guido Schmidt @narkerns.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
But somehow, that's the best part XD #writingcommunity
A four-panel meme showing Kermit the Frog sitting alone in various contemplative poses, including fishing by a pond, sitting on a rock, and staring through a rainy window. Text at the bottom reads, “When you have to connect your new character background to eight other plot points in your story.”
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
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Bubo Clash Of The Titans
Alt: Bubo in Clash Of The Titans—a mechanical owl who provided comic relief in this movie.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Needs a stunt double for those arms!
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Best Bond villain, wrong answers only.
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Napoleon Dynamite's Iconic Fist Pump
Alt: Napoleon Dynamite's Iconic Fist Pump. Actually, Skip Dynamite, Napoleon’s brother, pumps his fist and says Yes.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Only 1200 years? And my wife laughs at me for holding out hope for all my single socks.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Well, obviously, I T . The term died out before I became an English major.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Me too (travel screen)! No cheating: post your lock screen.
Screenshot of a Lock Screen: Sheep with horns sitting on small grassy hill, staring straight at the camera in what might be called a defiant manner.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Check these out. #writingcommunity
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
1. What’s your favorite part of writing? For me, it’s when the story itself—the combination of characters, setting, actions—open up and turn into a narrative that makes me later say, “Where in the heck did THAT come from?”
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Absolute tool.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
If one assumes RFK’s statement is true, “and other reasons” is doing a lot of heavy lifting.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I recognize those chewed fingernails!
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
So if my hair comes in straight…?
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
But I shot a man in Reno Just to watch him die.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He’s always complaining about cleaning up the floors of the forest, but you’re never going to see him out there with a rake.
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Kym Deyn @kymdeyn.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Rough day, so have a poem about the Jar of Moles in the Grant Zoology Museum in London that everyone has regarded as too thoroughly batshit to publish
Jar of Moles (Grant Zoology Museum, London)
crittery dozened things each pink snout snootling
formaldehyde up it's bamboozler which poor fuck
had to collect them out in the dirt with a shovel
here moley moley  	BONK . I’m only gonna
put you in a jar and let tourists go eww at you
for the next two hundred years god look at me
for two hundred years I’d do anything look 
mummy, one of them’s licking the glass—
honey it's dead  velvety sweet sardined hope
their ghosts are friends teeming in a molish
afterlife dark and circular everything worm-
flavoured tasty buggy snackerels what if 
you smashed the mole jar? vinegared
moles spilling out flaccid & swimming
everyone screaming someone saying Freddy
you gotta get us a new jar of moles—
—goddammit boss I  never asked for any of this
A jar of wet preserved moles, the jar is very full and all the little hands, feet and snoots mark it as both upsetting and fascinating
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Consider yourself mocked.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 12/07/2026
Um, Mark, honey…
Mark Carney, paying tribute to Lindsey Graham at Facebook, calls him “her.”
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
I second your rumor, based on the 20 minute conversation I had with Mitch McConnell.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
“It has a silent E. Many people don’t know that.”
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Thank goodness they didn’t go to JD’s house. (Thank you for treating your neighbors—our neighbors—with humanity!)
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Anything wrong in believing both?
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Well, if that’s the case, does it mean we have to re-number the Star Wars movies again?
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Please speak up. Record your objection. This is crucially important.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“I loved working for President Trump,” Todd blanched.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons’ GIF.
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Homer Simpsons Calls 911
Alt: Homer Simpson Calls 911, but first has to call directory assistance to get the number.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Envelope of a greeting card with 78 cents’ worth of stamps—34 of the stamps are 1 cent stamps, filling the entire front of the card except for a small gap for the address.
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fergaves.bsky.social @fergaves.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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