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The official account for the fake newspaper, the Ferdarian Gazette, from the very real adult queer fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not

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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
‼️NEW EPISODE‼️ Surprise, surprise, the founder of the Ferdarian Gazette, Quentin Jacobi, investigates the reason for a requested 152 million dollar increase in the Hevian military budget and finds LOTS of corruption. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Season 2 Episode 9 - When Asked About Gargain’s Formal Complaint, Prosecutor Page Says: “The Trial is Theirs If They Can Find A Willing Prosecutor.”
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · September 9 · 23m
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
This sums up Quentin, a character from my queer fantasy noir podcast, really well. Young Quentin was a conniving (and proud) slut and old Quentin has run out fucks to give.
A writing snippet that says: We thank Quentin Jacobi for letting us reprint this article but regret his caveat that we add that, yes, he slept with Sebastian Wallace while writing this article and that he still believes Sebastian was lying when he told Quentin, “I’ve had better.”
	This is what Quentin would have retorted with if secrecy had not been important: “I got you back by taking a peek at your books, didn’t I you, you greedy bastard.”
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
‼️NEW EPISODE‼️ Kingsley and Devin are called back to Bearcaska as the manipulative Sebastian offers to mediate between the striking farmers and their employers/landlords podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I posted a new episode of my queer fantasy noir podcast yesterday. In this episode, Kerry is his usual unimpressed self as he meets the rest of Kingsley’s team and side eyes Kingsley the entire time because he’s a walking disaster podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Episode 7 - Troy & Sons Railroad Company Refuses to Share Books with the Prosecution
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · August 3 · 8m
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
New episode!!!! Nairobi has only been around for one episode and she’s already fed up with everyone. 😅 podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Episode Five - Former Killbraughan President Caroline Galloway and Abolitionists Margaret Leland and Senator Devin Tossier Agree to Work with the Prosecution
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · July 6 · 28m
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
AHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOON HA LEE HAS A NEW BOOK COMING OUT!!!!! AHHHHH!!!
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
‼️NEW EPISODE‼️ Kerry and Kingsley visit the local mines Kerry: We need to keep a low profile Kingsley: Ok *Kingsley immediately starts a riot* Kerry: This is why I hate you podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Episode 4- President Cathal Galloway Speaks at Sakhali Mine Memorial. Hevian President Refuses to Acknowledge the Event
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · June 23 · 30m
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Say I Slew Them Not Episode 4 (launching tomorrow) summarized: Kerry: Ok, we need to be practically invisible when we enter this village because the enemy is up to something and I don't want to start shit until we figure out what it is. Kingsley: Ok. *immediately starts a riot* Kerry: Dude, WTF?
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I published the 3rd episode of my fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not! That means I've posted 3 episodes for three weeks straight (which is HUGE for me given my neurodivergentness). This ep is a short one, but important one as it sets the political struggle of season 2 youtu.be/xgajIucAaGQ
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Say I Slew Them Not Ep 3 Sebastian Wallace Subpoenaed to Testify in Kingsley's Trial for War Crimes
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Something I don't think writers take advantage of enough is how immature teenagers & twenty years old are & how that affects their decisions as rebel leaders/freedom fighters. It's ok to have your teenage freedom fighter make dumbass decisions bc they're sixteen & traumatized #WritingCommunity
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I was looking at youtube analytics and most of my views are coming from being a suggested video on other videos. These are the videos Youtube has decided to group my queer fantasy noir podcast with. I don't even know what to say XD #podcastlife
A screenshot of a dark background website that displays where video traffic is coming from. Some of the sources of traffic are: The Strange Unsolved Disappearances that Still Haunted me 25%, the teenager who tried to kill sex offenders like dexter 10.9%, the inter's favorite terrorist the unabomber's 9.4%, you can't feed the trools BUT you can HUNT the 4.7%, america's most disturbing child experiment 4.7%
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
All of my ko-fi supporters can listen to episode 2 of season 2 of my queer fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not three days early! #pridemonth ko-fi.com/Post/Episode...
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Episode Two - Judges Grant Prosecutor Page's Requested Three Month Sta
The Ferdarian Gazette published a supporter-only post on Ko-fi!
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We have a release date for season 2 of Say I Slew Them Not, my queer fantasy noir podcast!!! Episode one will launch on June 1st, just in time for pride month ^_^ Nazima, Valerie, & Pepper are working hard to get everything ready in time so send them good thoughts please. They haven’t slept in weeks
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
We have a release date for season 2 of Say I Slew Them Not, my queer fantasy noir podcast!!! Episode one will launch on June 1st, just in time for pride month ^_^ Nazima, Valerie, & Pepper are working hard to get everything ready in time so send them good thoughts please. They haven’t slept in weeks
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Joshua Reed Eakle 🗽 @joshuaeakle.com · 11/03/2026
This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.
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Sarah J. Jackson @sjjphd.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Happy #AroAwarenessWeek! Feel like supporting an aroace creator? Then check out my fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not which features tons of queer characters including aro, ace, and aroace characters! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
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Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
Science Fiction Podcast · Updated Weekly · Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel...
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My vet who is a saint and a goddess basically let me give her an IOU since I’ll be getting paid next week and because my dog was cut up so badly just when I lose faith in humanity someone does something really nice for me and makes me cry
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It feels like every month I’m asking for help but one of my dogs got into a fight with another dog and tore up her ear and I need help paying the vet bill. Can you please donate and/or share? ko-fi.com/theferdarian...
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
It feels like every month I’m asking for help but one of my dogs got into a fight with another dog and tore up her ear and I need help paying the vet bill. Can you please donate and/or share? ko-fi.com/theferdarian...
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Governor Wes Moore @govwesmoore.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
I stand with County Executive Calvin Ball as he signs emergency legislation today prohibiting privately owned buildings from being used as ICE detention centers. Howard County chose dignity, accountability, and its people. Tune into our event now: bit.ly/4a2VtHw
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Josh Michtom @rsgat.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's -20 in Minneapolis and organizers are in the streets before dawn getting ready for actions related to the general strike. They've had locals training out-of-town volunteers on how to prepare for and endure the cold. AND IT IS WORKING. THE STRIKE IS HAPPENING. THE CITY IS DOING THE DAMN THING...
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Thanks to some amazing people I only need $10 more dollars. Please donate and/or share if you can! #mutualaid
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I need a little extra help until I get paid Friday. Can anyone spare $30 dollars to help me pay for my meds and my dog's food? ko-fi.com/theferdarian...
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I need a little extra help until I get paid Friday. Can anyone spare $30 dollars to help me pay for my meds and my dog's food? ko-fi.com/theferdarian...
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Tyler @tyrcasey.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
This is so real, they tried it this morning in Bloomington. They stopped a man, people started honking horns, they split up to fuck with everyone else, which brought more attention and more noise, people got out of their cars and started filming, they left. They're cowards.
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Jes Battis @jesbattis.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If you loved the gay hockey series, you might also enjoy every other book by queer and trans authors that's received zero marketing push. Especially books by queer BIPOC authors who were told, "sorry we already have a book like yours on our list."
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
It took me 6 months to create this cover for my adult, queer, fantasy noir podcast, Say I Slew Them Not & I wanted to talk about all the references to the series as a whole that I worked into it #FictionPodcast #FurryArt open.spotify.com/show/4MIhoea...
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Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast
Podcast · Alex · Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel leader, is being tried…
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
2025 in Review - my favorite episodes from season 1
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
2025 is almost over and, to celebrate surviving the year, I want to talk about my top five favorite episodes from season 1 of my adult, fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not. #2025InReview
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
It's almost the end of 2025 and I wanted to celebrate by looking back at all the episodes that make up season 1 of my fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not. Listed below, in descending order, are the top five episodes based on downloads and streaming numbers. #2025InReview
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Izolde Fishman @izolde.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
rent fundraiser for this month, b/c it's mid-december and i'm still unemployed and at this point that is not changing before year end. i will bring in *some* amount of money this month but atm i'm assuming it's not gonna be a ton. ko-fi.com/iafishman/go... #helpsky #transcrowdfund
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Dianna Gunn Does (Fictional) Murders 🇨🇦 @diannalgunn.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
CALLING ALL VAMPIRE-LOVING FREAKS I am now seeking authors & book bloggers to participate in the cover reveal for Woman of Sorrow and Blood, my long-awaited Tragic Vampire Cult Story! And also taking signups for ARCs Sign up here: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
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Woman of Sorrow and Blood Cover Reveal Signup
I am seeking authors and book bloggers willing to share the cover for Woman of Sorrow and Blood on their blogs/newsletters on January ninth, 2026. Woman of Sorrow and Blood is set to release on March ...
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/12/2025
it is terrifying and awful that this passed the House with any Dem support at all (and once again, the continued leadership support for Cuellar is unconscionable) call your senators and make absolutely sure this dies in the Senate, lives are on the line trans people deserve so much better
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 17/12/2025
Ken Paxton has launched a snitch line to gather reports of supposed violations of Texas' transphobic bathroom policing law. Please do not abuse this snitch line. Please do not fill it with faff and nonsense. Please do not attach huge, unwieldy and irrelevant documentation to any reports.
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The Texas Women’s Privacy Act requires a political subdivision or state agency, including public schools, open enrollment charter schools, and state institutions of higher education, to designate each...
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Jeannie (Jay) Marschall 🍇🫐🍏🍋🍊🍓 @jeanniemarschall.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
BUY THEIR BOOKS
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
It's everyone's friend, Devin's birthday!!! Devin Tossier was Kingsley's best friend, a transplant from Ferdern, and a romantic rebel who loved his friends more than the cause. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
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Devin Tossier — The Ferdarian Gazette
Kingsley’s best friend, Devin Tossier was the transplant from Ferdern and a romantic rebel who loved his friends more than the cause.
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🍊 STABLERCAKE 🍊 MFF @stablercake.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
Shop is back open :) stablercake.etsy.com
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
It's Sean's birthday! He is a financial officer who joined the Ilkhatal Freedom Movement because he fell in love with Margaret. He sometimes questions his decision, but doesn’t reject it. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
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Sean Leland — The Ferdarian Gazette
A financial officer who joined the Ilkhatal Freedom Movement because he fell in love with Margaret. He sometimes questions his decisions, but doesn’t reject it.
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Do you know someone who is trans and loves anthro crocodiles? Looking to shop from an indie trans creator? Then I've got the perfect gift for you! #ShopIndie
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Tis the season to stand with sex workers and demand society treat them like human beings and recognize that sex work IS real work. Buy this sticker to signal that you stand with sex workers AND support an indie trans creator while doing so.
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I Support Sex Workers Accessories Sticker | Pepper's Corner
I Support Sex Workers on Accessories Sticker – With the rise of censorship and governmental control, it's more important than ever to stand with sex workers. Sex work IS work!
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Tis the season to piss off your conservative relatives by reminding them who was named in the Epstein files more than ANYONE else and that they voted for the fucker TWICE! And you can do all of this while supporting me, an indie trans creator! #ShopIndie
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Who Elected a Pedophile President? Men's T-Shirt | Pepper's Corner
Who Elected a Pedophile President? on Men's T-Shirt – The world is facing increased censorship. The funny thing is that the people who are complaining about inappropriate art are the same people who…
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Do you know someone who is gay and loves anthro crocodiles? And you want to support an indie trans creator? Then I've got the perfect gift for you! #ShopIndie
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Kingsley - Pride Flag Accessories Button | Pepper's Corner
Kingsley - Pride Flag on Accessories Button – Show your gay pride with Kingsley, the main character from the fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not! He may be an accused war criminal and rebel…
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Tis the season to tell fascists to fuck off. Support a trans creator by buying one of my antifa t-shirts
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"The Only Good Fascist is a Dead Fascist" Essential T-Shirt for Sale by PepperPhoenix
inspired by the Soviet sniper, Lyudmila Pavlichenko, here is Lola prepared to snipe some nazis. A great gift for your WWII obsessed, Soviet obsessed, or antifa friend/relative! • Millions of unique…
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
KM: Hm, yes, why believe the accused war criminal known for his half-truths? Not like anyone else has warned you of Heva’s conspiratorial and self-destructive nature. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
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Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The Ajokanyi are seen as a force of terror for a religion that likes to pretend it is about peace & love. There is no reason that a church should have its own militant force it can send wherever it wants & is exempt from prosecution bc one god out of hundreds bless their existence
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Episode 22 Appendix - A Brief History of the Ajokanyi — The Ferdarian Gazette
A brief history of the Crossnic Church’s corrupt, (un)holy assassins, the Ajokanyi
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
KM: The sad truth about Devin is that there are Ilkhatal who change the world and Ilkhatal who merely survive it. #WritingCommunity #FictionPodcast
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Episode 22 - The Crossnic Church Sends Their Holy Assassins, the Ajokanyi, to Bearcaska
Podcast Episode · Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast · 11/05/2025 · 13m
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The Ferdarian Gazette @ferdariangazette.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Ever since their creation, the Ajokanyi have only served in the most holy of causes and have never known or shown signs of corruption. #FictionPodcast #WritingCommunity
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A brief history of the Crossnic Church’s corrupt, (un)holy assassins, the Ajokanyi
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