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dr. elliot reid

@fenngh.bsky.social
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Professional foot-in-mouther. For business inquiries contact my agent @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social •they/them• opinions my own/not my employer's. obviously.

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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
May the Dodgers never appear in the postseason again 🙏
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
He is less feral than assumed, he is a boy, and he's 2 months old 🥹 And now he is safely home.
Tiny tuxedo kitty huddled in the back of a cat trap.
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm fostering a feral kitten for a month or two until the adopter is ready for him/her. Not sure why the timeline is this way, but I'm assuming they wanted to get him out of the cold. Kennel is set up in the spare room. I tried to make it cozy for his upcoming quarantine 🥲 (pray for my neighbors)
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
WAIT LALA IS BODY TEEEEAAAAA OMG #BB28
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boonque שאלוט משאול @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
There's a GoFundMe now. No pics because of concerns they'd be recognized by T@lib@n. Please give and share as you are able. This is a family that has already been through hell just to get here. gofund.me/a16c787a6
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Donate to Help bring Rahim home to his family, organized by Ben Chase
Help Rahim out of ICE custody and keep his family together We are asking our community… Ben Chase needs your support for Help bring Rahim home to his family
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Marco Rubio crawling in your aorta You tell him to stop but he is in there
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
You've heard of T4T. Now get ready for S4S (stretch 4 sex), in which we still do our daily stretches to remain flexible for intercourse if personal wellness is not motive enough
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Evergreen
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I love feeling like I have to do whatever my project manager asks of me, even if it's completely unreasonable or out of pocket or not in my job description, because any sign of me not cooperating or putting in 200% could be used to revoke my WFH privileges and the new little life I've been building🥲
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I just wanna rescue all the cats and dogs who need loving homes and I simply can't 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Some thoughts on A*iana, from someone who's had an ED and been in a very bad mental state before: The level of speculation on her health is nightmarish at this point. While some people, including ED recovery content creators I deeply admire, are expressing genuine concern for her well-being and
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Last night: - Ordered Chipotle - Showed K-Pop Demon Hunters to the guy I'm seeing - Lost my virginity
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Minesweeper is just worse Sudoku
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Is that Sean Feucht? Can we get him some leave-in conditioner or sunscreen or something...?
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Pb = perfect Boob
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Ted Danson is still hot and will probably be hot until the day he dies.
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
The idea that I'm not responding to your messages because I'm simply "not receiving them," and not because I'm just ignoring you, is a wild thing to believe "ArE yOu GeTtInG mY mEsSaGeS?" I've left you on read. I stopped opening them. The more you pester me the more time I add to my late response.
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My interior design taste (which heavily pulls from the nostalgia of 50s-70s Chicago houses) just makes it look like an old lady lives here
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
New chair is Thalia-approved
A dilute tortie loafing on a teal armchair in the living room with her eyes closed and head down. She is sitting next to a stuffed T-Rex and a stuffed shark.
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I've always heard people talk about how easy it is to amass credit card debt, and I (who used to religiously pay every charge as soon as it appeared) did not fully understand that until recently, when I moved and bought so many things I couldn't immediately pay for
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Jelly Pumpkins @jellyzedsy.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I cannot stop laughing at this. They were so close to cracking lmao #InfoWars #MAJA
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Richard is officially LEGAL
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Yes I bought my dream car (a 22-year-old station wagon with the third row rear-facing seat) off Facebook marketplace. No I did not think about insuring or registering it before I handed a man named John a small wad of cash. Yes I drove it the 5+ hours home "illegally." What about it
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
This year really sucks.
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I rented a tiny storage unit to put my ex's things in so he can go pick them up without interacting with me in person, in case you were wondering how far I'll go to avoid awkward social situations
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
There's just something so cute to me about the planes lined up on the tarmac to take off idk
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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Starting to fill in...
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boonque שאלוט משאול @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
It's offensive to my people that I'm expected to be up and awake rn
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Peel and stick wallpaper is too expensive. But there is a Sherwin Williams across the street
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Man's Subtle Smirk in Car
Alt: Lamorne Morris grinning evilly to the camera as he sits in a car
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
They pulled my backpack aside at TSA because there was "a lot going on" with it 🤣🤣🤣 (I got to keep everything, so it's funny now)
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boonque שאלוט משאול @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
That is the face of a cat who thinks they've been subjected to antisemitism because they weren't allowed to participate in the Mitzvah of Fire. Incidentally, please support my Kickstarter if you want to see my movie, Mitzvah of Fire, get made. It's about a bris related uti
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Bro picked the wrong day to get mad at me for wearing a mask
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Me: I'm so glad I live closer to my friends and their kid now! I can help out with so much stuff! Friend: hey we're going to Chuck E Cheese later if you wanna join Me:
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Cat Panic
Alt: Gif of a black cat staring blankly ahead with the text "*visible panic*"
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
The stages of eating any meal on Prozac: 1. oh my god I'm so fucking hungry I could die 2. nothing really sounds good though 3. After 2 hours of hard thinking I found food that sounds appetizing 4. Yum yum yum food in my mouth 5. This is suddenly extremely unappetizing and I'm still hungry 6. ...
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I reached over to manually unlock the passenger door of the Uhaul and accidentally honked the horn with my butt
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I believe in Qdoba supremacy
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
As someone who just got thrown around by a large sensitive man who played high school football and who can pin my entire body with one hand... I understand Taylor Swift's new album a lot more now
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
They should let you board the plane and leave early if they take attendance and everyone's there
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
wish I was here
Screenshot of the Pokémon anime showing a bunch of slowpoke hanging around a slowpoke themed fountain
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
So my cat being unusually calm in the car with a man she's never met is a green flag, right?
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Smosh Out of Context @smoshclips.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
DOMINGUEZ MURAKAMI MY SWEET BABY BOYS
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Unfortunately I will watch everything related to Jessi x Marciano. I'm living for their collabs. I'm sorry. I'm part of the problem.
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Pretty sure my Doordash driver is having a diarrhea attack at Target
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Me: So last night, I tried to ask what you were up to so you could come get me and hang out, but you kept talking about birds. Him: oh. You should've stopped me. Me: No, it was really funny
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
The most asexual bitches you know are belting out Sabrina Carpenter lyrics
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dr. elliot reid @fenngh.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Trying to transition into "hey what are you up to, can you come get me, let's hang out" but this man won't stop talking about his cat
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