Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Gail I just. *Just* put on my Sunday shoes. What exactly do you expect me to do? 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 09/08/2026“Let’s get dangerous” — Darkwing Duck, ripping off the condom 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Ah yes, the famed “juggalochronology shibboleth“ method 130
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 23/07/2026I can see it. Once a potato starts moving (towards my mouth), no force can stop it (from going in my mouth). 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Incidentally if you search “Tarzan Conan sword fight” you get some very different results. Not saying they’re bad, just be prepared. 1220
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My man looks like a Nazi. Just a straight Nazi. Like if you asked me to picture a Nazi I wouldn't picture Henry Gibson from the blues brothers, I'd just picture this. 050
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026I also keep doing this, because learning is for suckers. I was so relieved in my last campaign when the players really engaged with the guy that was just me doing a Paul F. Tompkins impression. That guy could show up every session. 030
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Look folks if it’s this or fimbulwinter let’s unleash Fenrir and get it over with 0104
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Heads up to everyone who's going to decide to do a Sam Neill dive this weekend and is about to hit Possession for the first time, you are in for a ride 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I’ve learned two easy ways to tell if your wife is gay (these work outside of Skyrim too btw): 1) edit her character/data/personal registry and check the “preferences” options 2) is she gay 181
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Cowards, this is clearly the number two issue afflicting the nation 090
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 11/07/2026The greatest crime Murder, She Wrote perpetrated was introducing a generation to Angela Lansbury without properly explaining that in her prime she was a total smokeshow 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026At one point I googled "how to tie shoes better" because I was tired of my double-knots coming undone and guess what my shit stays tied af now 170
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Ilúvatar spoke, and he said: ’No theme may be played that hath not its source in me. For he that attempteth this shall prove but mine instrument in the devising of things more wonderful.’ Ilúvatar pointed at the yellow blobs. ’Except those things. I have no idea what I’m supposed to do with them’ 161
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Kind of feel like Platner is the one who tanked Platner’s campaign so it’s weird to see people yelling at literally anyone else about it 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Some people paid attention during The Lighthouse, and some didn’t 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 06/07/2026The Nixon/scab thing would be *new*; the product of a novel vision — a stupid vision, but one that on some level says something to someone. This generative nonsense is definitionally incapable of saying something that hasn’t been said before, and the closest thing it has to a vision is “boobs good.” 020
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 05/07/2026The list of HD-2D rpgs I’m very interested in has slowly ballooned over the last few years and Nintendo decided to put all of them on sale so I’m about to spend a bunch of money and then complain about not having enough time. 100
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026It’s fine, gamergate was equally concerned with news journalism, games journalism, and the amount of sodium in my dogs’ beef snacks 0170
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Of course it would be funny if it happened on Saturday but remember there’s no bad timing for it. Friday, so we can make “missed it by that much” jokes? Sunday, like it was just to spite us? Five minutes ago, before I started typing this? All hilarious. 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026It's not a bad way of dealing with tigers, but you are missing out on a valuable butter source 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026You don't know the half of itstatic.klipy.comHellraiser PinheadAlt: Pinhead from Hellraiser. Did you know he wasn't originally called Pinhead? He was "lead cenobite." And honestly he went through a lot of work, sticking those nails in his head. Pretty small-minded of you to reduce that to "Pinhead." 110
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Huh. I've got metal dice, and resin dice, and Zocchi dice but I've never heard of "enough" dice. I gotta go buy some. 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Turns out we’re cool, but she does think they’re cowards for not including the Apollo 11 footage 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Googling “which slang terms are appropriative” and becoming extremely sad 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice & Mike & Nick & Nick & Alice & Abbott & Costello Meet the Mummy 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 26/06/2026FINALLY something I can rephrase in iambic pentameter The mites come out your facial pores at night They fuck, and then, they go back once again 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/06/2026The shoes weren't really the worst thing about Imelda Marcos but they're a useful shorthand 1121
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/06/2026(Calvin's Dad voice) Actually everyone in the past was gay. They didn't become straight until the 80's, and it was a pretty flimsy straight for a while. Everyone just seems straight because all the media we have from that time are straight recordings of very gay people. 180
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Ahh okay. Unless you’ve got a *very* broad definition of “hero” I’d skip secret six and go with her birds of prey. S6 is very found family good feels but even when they try to be good they are distracted easily and often. 020
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/06/2026What are you into? I think the Gailest Gail you can Gail is Clean Room vol 1 which is one of the few horror comics that scares me. If you don’t like horror either of her Secret Six runs are good. The “Money and Murder“ trade is a high point and crap we’re doing horror again. My bad. 140
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026To be clear I'm not saying I'm going to buy this without discussing it with her and she'll be mad. I'm saying the very fact that I want this will put irreparable strain on our marriage. 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Almost posted this with the typo "flim" and I think that's appropriate. Fear and Desire is a flim. Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever is a flim. Battlefield Earth is 90% flim and 10% starwipes. 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I like that it specifies "13 features" and then lists 12 "films in this set" because let's be honest no one could call Fear & Desire a "film" 100
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Well, that's it, my wife's gonna leave mecriterion.comThe Complete KubrickA titan of cinema whose influence extends across visual art, philosophy, politics, technology, fashion, and beyond, Stanley Kubrick created an unprecedented string of masterpieces, from Paths of Glory... 100
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/06/2026I’m sure Smurfs aren‘t as cute as they seem. You have to figure the show focuses on the camera-friendly ones but there’s gotta be Tax Evasion Smurf and Farts in Elevators Smurf and what have you. 1222
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026A perk of having like 9 people that read these things is that when I find a typo a week later I can just delete and repost and feel no shame 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/06/2026A reminder that while the current dumbest way a president has died in office remains ”ate too many cherries“ Trump has always been one to shatter precedent 100
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026(Not really on-topic, pretty niche references, needlessly profane) 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIFstatic.klipy.comThe Critic Rosebud Frozen PeasAlt: Clip from The Critic, which is decidedly not The Simpsons, of Orson Welles advertising Rosebud Frozen Peas as “full of country goodness and green pea-ness.” 120
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/06/2026There’s a certain build of dog that’s big and floofy enough that when it curls up to sleep it’s indistinguishable from laundry, and while that’s not for me I respect that there are people who see that and think “yes; no notes.” 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026If your movie makes 100x its budget and you don’t call the crew and tell them they all get 10x bonuses you’re part of the problem 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Give everyone who worked on this movie way more money I’m not kiddingpolygon.comObsession continues to break box office records as it prepares for its next big milestoneThe viral hit horror film Obsession is nearing yet another impressive box office accomplishment. 100