Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Weird, “I want to pay off the people who tried to overthrow the country ” has always been a rubberstamp 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Drop your crime fighting Catholics Wait I fucked it up 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/01/2026Hemingway once said “the world is a fine place, and worth fighting for.” 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 22/01/2026May they never pee in peace again cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thu... 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 09/09/2025Azazel: I told you language was going to be a bad idea in the long term. Everyone doubted me but look at this shit. 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Listen, video game from 1998, get in line 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2025OOOH if only there were some sort of judicially agreed *right* to privacy... 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 10/07/2025You didn’t need the picture we knew which actor from the headline 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Just sent this to both of my senators and my representative and by God if they do anything else on Monday there will be consequences. 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I hate this shit with the fury of a thousand white-hot suns. Setting aside that almost half the state probably *didn’t* vote for this, you don’t hold someone’s hand to the stove because they wondered what would happen if they touched it. 100
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025"They say America First; but they mean America Next." 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 27/03/2025If life is getting you down have you tried biting on a squishy tennis ball? 5 out of 5 Makas recommend it. 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Anyway I called my senators and left the following message, we’ll see if it does any good 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 20/03/2025This is so fucked up. Powell burned all of his credibility during the second gulf war but after the first there was a very real chance he’d become president. If that isn’t “notable” nothing is. 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 18/03/2025Colonoscopy is tomorrow. Now begins the liquid diet, to be followed by the time of the Great Purge. 010
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I put it to you: is *this* the face of a dog whose leg is still healing and isn’t allowed up on laps? 020
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/01/2025Me in 1992, 1994, 1997-1999, 2001, 2004, 2012: 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 03/06/2024My tolerance for corporate bullshit is at an all-time low 100
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 13/05/2024Luci and Maka are clerics of Pelor, god of the sun, and their alignment is Chaotic Sleepy 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 29/03/2024Paynan got new boots. Paynan keeps getting boots. Paynan needs to find a new boot vendor. 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 21/10/2023My spouse is going out for Brazilian tonight and I don’t know if it’s the same place they used to go, but I’ll take any excuse to post this: 000
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 19/10/2023Fuck I almost forgot Paynan got new boots 100
Nicholas Peterson @fencingmonkey.bsky.social · 18/10/2023...but *which* Panera do I want to go to 000